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cass / bk

@nirvanabrook / nirvanabrook.tumblr.com

he/she/they/xe
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orcboxer

Things that work in fiction but not real life

  • torture getting reliable information out of people
  • knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour
  • jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact
  • calling the police to deescalate a situation
  • rafting your way off a desert island
  • correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes
  • effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else
  • ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences
  • heterosexual cowboy

This post breaching containment has taught me that a lot of people seem to think they can accurately profile complete strangers. For the record, no the fuck you can't.

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nirvanabrook

heterosexual cowboys don't work in fiction either btw

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drylan

thinking about dylan’s little wiggly legs while he waits for ryan to pick who to kiss

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