♪ Bearsace on the Floor ♪
I CAN HAZ ARTSES PRECIOUS?
So, ever since NoBAEnaga’s birthday event was teased about a week ago and I saw that one of the stories was titled “Bearsace on the Floor”, I LOST. MY. SHIT. I thought it was the funniest, most adorable thing, and I could hardly contain my excitement about reading a side story so utterly ridiculous.
As one might expect—from me, anyway—I naturally began singing the Bruno Mars song “Versace on the Floor”, replacing Versace with Bearsace. That quickly evolved into me making up stupid alternate lyrics—as I am wont to do—to fit my boyfriend Nobu-sama. And, well... it turned into this...
Bearsace on the Floor
“Written” by cherryb0mb79
(CherryChan on IkeSen)
“Performed” by Oda Nobunaga-sama
♪ Stand by my side tonight, Girl~friend
Around us all Japan is watching
There’s no one I’d rather rule this world
With, or I would have lost it
Underneath with Chatelaine
We’re sneaking konpeito
My haori to hide
Hideyoshi won’t spy
Us now
Kisama, let us go to the tenshu
And close the screens
I commend your kimono
But I fail to see its need
No, I feel there is no need
LET’S PLAY GO ‘TIL YOU’RE NAKED
Ne, ne...
Bearsace on the floor
Koi! Look at only me, at me, at me, at me now, KISAMA
Bearsace on the floor
Hoh? Cry out for me, for me, for me, for me now, Girl~friend
I untie your obi and it falls
While I bite your neck and shoulder
No, don’t be afraid to lose it all
I’ll be claiming every part of you
Every piece belongs to me
Your earlobe to your toe
Don’t be confused by my style
Cuz you confound me like you can’t know, can’t know
So just turn down the futon (down the futon)
And close the screens (close the screens)
I commend your kimono
But I fail to see its need
No, I feel there is no need
LET’S PLAY GO ‘TIL YOU’RE NAKED
Ne, ne...
Bearsace on the floor
Koi. Lend your lap to me, to me, to me, to me now, Girl~friend
Bearsace on the floor
Oi! Don’t you tickle me, not me, not me, not me, no! KISAMA!
(matte)
(It’s warming up...)
Can you feel it?
(It’s warming up...)
Can you feel it?
(It’s warming up...)
Can you feel it, my heart?
(It’s warming up...)
Hoh? It seems that you’re crying out, “more, more, more...”
LET’S PLAY GO ‘TIL YOU’RE NAKED
Koi!
Bearsace on the floor
Ne, Girl~friend
Cry out for me, for me, for me, for me now, KISAMA
Bearsace on the floor
Hoh? No? Sing a song for me, for me, for me, for me, my bird
I’ll get the Goban board...
Board...
Board... ♪
* Disclaimer: I do not own “Versace on the Floor”. I wish I did, cuz I’d probably have a million damn dollars by now.
Well, now that I’ve tortured you with this stupidity, I come to the shameless art portion. I am dying for someone(s) to do some arting about this, whether it’s doodles, sketchy sketches, comics, edits, or more in-depth work. You all have such differing and fabulous styles. The one particular thing I’d really love to see (if anyone’s up for it) is Nobu lounging stretched out on the floor/futon, either bare-ass naked, or with his kimono draped so it’s hanging almost completely off him, but Bearsace is chillin’ like a proverbial fig leaf juuuuuust blocking the view of bae’s special birthday package. Sexy and humorous styles are welcome, as are other ideas from either my “song” or the actual event story itself.
Maybe no one will be interested in doing this and that’s okay, but hey, you never know unless you ask, right? This comes from sincere appreciation of all of y’all’s arting, so I’m just throwing this out there!
And if anyone else wants to participate, I don’t know who all the artists are! Feel free!
P.S. I am willing to contribute to Patreon or commission work, and especially help anyone who’s really wanting to play this event but feeling the squeeze on their wallet!