hmm..

they should invent drawing for people with closed eyes and in bed

not lying i actually enjoy boring "relatable" jokes sometimes idc what anyone says its soooo so so so cool to understand each other and have things in common it makes me feel so normal

like im a really normal guy at heart. can you hear me? im a normal guy. please

power beam

power beam

FUCKKKKK

dating profile tip: instead of saying you like Netflix talk about how you love to send files across the globe using megaupload

I had a dream that Pepsi released a candy called “Pepsi Particles” that were caviar sized, spherical pepsi logos that fizzed in your mouth. The packaging was a blue and silver pouch with a pepsi logo surrounded with rings like an atom, there were crystal pepsi and pepsi blue flavors as well. I can’t stop thinking about them.

(ARTIST’S RENDITION)

Whipped up a concept of more candy style packaging, rather than the oreo pack look that he drew.

This response still haunts me.

The more I reflect on it the more I believe this person knows me and knew this minimalist take would particularly piss me off. The fact this is on a throwaway account with this being their only post really enforces that. 

So who did this? You can come clean now, I promise I won’t get mad, please.   

black tailmon from Ghost Game

raichu’s memory

got a new lab assistant

Bitches wanna buy their boyfriends the latest consoles but when was the last time he CONSOLED you? ps 5 years ago

Tell me I am wrong, I dare you!

bugs love to fight 1000 wars every day

My goal is to chill as hard as possible. Then die in an explosion

Rihanna and Courage the Cowardly Dog out and about in NYC

Passionate about little baby potatoes baked with garlic, butter, rosemary, and sea salt