Anagnórisis en Magenta

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tumblr i have been here for almost a decade

Took you long enough to figure it out idiot

if cats aren't meant to be kissed on their heads then what's that little space between their ears for

you ever hear a new song and immediately go “oooh the fake scenarios in my head are gonna love this”

There is only one bed

Reblog if you would wait with him in the rain

He inside tho

He doesnt want to get wet

why is he floating, also

Maybe he has a medical condition, mind your business

local cat has never been pet or held or loved or cherished in entire life, says local cat

local cat forced to sleep on shins due to cruel and inhumane laptop placement policy, more at 11

18th century villager: i wish there were an easier way to ward vampires away from my happy homestead

garlic farmer about to make some serious ass bank: oh you havent heard?

it seems that everyone i’m friends with is better friends with someone else and that really fucking sucks 

why so silent good messieurs

i have written you an opera-AAAAAAA!!

This painted such a vivid picture in my mind, I had to draw it XD

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may your 2022 be vampiric and homoerotic