Another day of being a sweetiepie. Just clocked in

Sick of this shit it’s time to be a rotted cunt

⚠️🚨 IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT THE LOCKED TOMB? ⛔☠️

LMAO: lyctorize me at once

OF: one flesh (one end)

TBH: try being haunted

WTF: weak thanergy, friend

SMH: siphon me harder

the songs Beyoncé writes about that man are crazy it's like watching someone build the sistine chapel for a possum they found in a gas station parking lot

having received a lot of feedback about this post in the last 24 hours I've realized that everyone is right and I genuinely do need to apologize. possums are lovely creatures and they don't deserve to be compared to Jay Z, that was a deeply uncool thing of me to say. I'm sorry possums, I love the way you eat ticks and I hope you'll forgive me someday.

I've been informed that the thing about possums eating ticks might also be wrong. sorry that this post has become a monument to bad information about the noble possum. the point about Jay Z stands though.

ok well im going to build a good future for myself whether i like it or not

literally this

i got the job

Litany against unemployment.

hey sorry if i was offputting and strange and bizarre and weird as fuck last night i was just being myself

the first meeting to the final day of filming

"I would kill for you. I would die for you" would you take a break for me? Would you sit down and rest? For a day, a week, a year? Would you let others take care of your needs for me? Would you let yourself be held for me? By me?

KRISTEN STEWART The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (March 11, 2024)

relationships and jobs are temporary. your shitty unpopular tumblr blog is forever

just the thought of a bald pussy could make me cry. that is not how God made us.

I can't believe DC just went with it.

Sorry I Spent all mY spoons this week already and it's fucking Tuesday. We're heading to the knives