Bro İ hate being an academic they're making me write shit 😭 İ thought İ was just supposed to sit in an old chair smoke & say something french every now and then 😢
am i having a stroke why are your i's so long i'm
it's their Homestuck quirk lay off
my resolution for 2024 is to be crushed to atoms between the roller rack shelves
venus and aeneas:
“Why don’t you write?” Postcard from my collection, 1911.
2023
READ THAT STACK OF BOOKS NEXT TO YOUR BED
READ THAT STACK OF BOOKS NEXT TO YOUR BED
READ THAT STACK OF BOOKS NEXT TO YOUR BED
READ THAT STACK OF BOOKS NEXT TO YOUR BED
READ THAT STACK OF BOOKS NEXT TO YOUR BED
okay we're doing this in 2024 for sure
my advice to kids on the internet is don't get too attached to your username and absolutely do not blend your offline life with your online presence. you do not want your future self to have any connection to the stuff you are saying and doing right now
you don't have the privilege of every embarrassing thing you said being lost to a defunct bbcode forum like my generation did. please, please leave yourself the opportunity for a clean slate. you'll thank yourself later.
btw this post is just as much about online safety and protecting yourself from stalkers/employers as it is being able to distance yourself from kin drama and ship wars when you realize the absurdity of it all
congrats to et al. for their very quantitatively impressive contribution to every scientific fields
I wonder how many people i knew from 2018 history tumblr are now in grad school
advice i think we should tell children is that when adults say stuff like ‘now that i’m an adult i get really excited about stuff like coffee tables and bathrooms and rugs etc’ they don’t mean ‘and now i don’t care about blorbo and squimbus from my childhood tv shows anymore’ bc your average adult still loves all the same pop culture stuff they always did; they just have a greater appreciation for the mundane as well. growing up just means you can enjoy life twice as much now. you can get really excited about a new stuffed animal AND about a new kitchen sponge. peace and love
i learned that in 1966, the Procrastinators Club held a demonstration in Philadelphia to protest the War of 1812 (x)
Do you think that if Hamilton met Catullus they could be friend? like they really love to write stuff right? (and cute eople too?)
considering both of their lack of political tact (see: catullus’s caesar and mamurra poems), i can only imagine a meeting between catullus and hamilton would be disastrous
teens in 1848 be like “dni if you read degenerate literature like w/uthering h/eights”
A fun update to the ongoing Reddit meltdown: r/femalefashionadvice has, after polling their users, reopened to only accept posts about 18th century fashion.
hehe
video tomorrow …
Trying to impress the dark academia art hoe by reading a medieval trade agreement scroll on the bus
you didnt put a nametag on your boyfriend and he despawned. sorry.
Discussion Questions
- This post is in lowercase and is missing an apostrophe. Would it be as funny if it used proper capitalization and punctuation? Why or why not?
- In order for this post's joke to land, it makes an allusion to a popular video game. What video game does it reference?
- Using your answer from Question 2 and the relationship between the nametag and boyfriend, what is the boyfriend implied to be?
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