Dani in Florence and Pisa with his friend :)

iscoalarcon: Con mi bubuuu☺️

They are such children. The entire squad cried when chocolate medals were announced for everyone.

Listen carfully and you will heard Cristiano did the Siuuuuuuuuu for chocolates

requested by @cuadrada

who will tell real that they didn’t win that game

who will tell barca refs cant always win them the game

me. mom i got a tattoo

mom: wHich tatto0

me: 

why are culés being annoying about madridistas celebrating? don’t act like you wouldn’t lmao

why are rm…… celebrating a draw..??

Because your team wouldn’t celebrate taking away 2 points from your rival in the dying minutes of a game to continue your 33 unbeaten run and staying 6 points clear top of the table? Right

right. we’d only celebrate a draw if that draw won us the league

Breaking news teams all over the world stop celebrating draws because tumblr user anusdemascherano thinks its pointless

El clasico: A Summary

- me yelling for 90 minutes - ref having no idea what he’s doing - Neymar slipping - Varane saving our asses - Neymar diving - drama - benzo and cris killing each other - pique almost scoring for RMA - Cristiano laughing about it - Neymar Slipping - hands - more drama - Luis Suarez scoring - me crying - Casemiro the saviour entering the pitch - lucas vasquez doing what iwanted to do for a long time - hands everywhere - Varane saving our asses again - drama drama drama - baby asensio entering - hands again - neymar diving for the 100th time - lionel missi - andres iniesta helping marcelo - serhio aka header king dramatically missing - drama - fight - serhio aka header king rising - me running around this house and yelling hala madrid - saint Raphael Varane saving our asses one last time - me being proud of my club

*ahem*

My commentator (via oliviergir0ud)

@cules y is u even talking

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