Being the only girl at Welton Academy/your first day
Movie- Dead poets society
Summary- it's your first day at Welton academy and you get taken in by the dead poets♡
Movie- Dead poets society
Summary- it's your first day at Welton academy and you get taken in by the dead poets♡
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Then bring me luck
the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work
reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something
🍎 。:*• ─ WITCHY SENTENCE STARTERS. › ( a compilation of witch-themed quotes from various media & some original ones. feel free to adjust them to better fit your muses ! )
1. ❝ Relax… it’s only magic. ❞ 2. ❝ Are you a good witch or a bad witch ? ❞ 3. ❝ I am wicked in many ways. ❞ 4. ❝ You say witch like it’s a bad thing… ❞ 5. ❝ There’s a little witch in all of us. ❞ 6. ❝ You have witchcraft in your lips. ❞ 7. ❝ I’m not good, I’m not nice, I’m just right. I’m the witch. ❞ 8. ❝ For all you know, a witch may be living next door to you right now. ❞ 9. ❝ You’d think they’d never seen a girl and a cat on a broom before. ❞ 10. ❝ You didn’t think you were the only magical person in town, did you ? ❞ 11. ❝ Witches are a bit like cats. They don’t enjoy each other’s company much, but they do like to know where all the other witches are, just in case they need them. ❞ 12. ❝ There is a lot more to magic than waving your wand and saying a few funny words. ❞ 13. ❝ The day we found magic, I thought we were going to change the world. ❞ 14. ❝ There is no magic when one no longer believes. ❞ 15. ❝ Those who don’t believe in magic will never find it. ❞ 16. ❝ Now when it comes to Santa Claus, most mortals don’t believe he exists … just like they don’t believe in witches. ❞ 17. ❝ Remember, ‘Peace on earth, goodwill to men’ includes witches. ❞ 18. ❝ I am a witch. A real house-haunting, broom-riding, cauldron-stirring witch. ❞ 19. ❝ Ha ! A witch ? Moi ? Oh, you can’t be serious. Do I look like a witch to you ? ❞ 20. ❝ In this whole wide wicked world the only thing you have to be afraid of is me. ❞ 21. ❝ I put a spell on you because you’re mine. ❞ 22. ❝ What you gonna do ? Hit me with your love spell ? ❞ 23. ❝ Say that again and I will turn your tongue into a flower. ❞ 24. ❝ Isn’t there a spell to fix this ? ❞ 25. ❝ You know what it says on love potions… shake well but don’t tell. ❞ 26. ❝ Are you sure this potion is safe to drink ? ❞ 27. ❝ Never put your faith in a prince. When you require a miracle, trust in a witch. ❞ 28. ❝ You got involved with a witch, and when you do that … weird stuff happens. ❞ 29. ❝ By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes. ❞ 30. ❝ You need to learn to fight. When witches don’t fight, they burn. ❞ 31. ❝ In the old days, if a witch betrayed her coven, they would kill her. ❞ 32. ❝ For some, witchery was a choice, but not for me. ❞ 33. ❝ We’ve all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. ❞ 34. ❝ I’m going to be a very good witch from now on. ❞ 35. ❝ I almost died at the hands of a witch. But that past made me stronger. ❞ 36. ❝ Who doesn’t enjoy a good scare every now and again ? Especially this time of the year. ❞ 37. ❝ You gotta be a real witch, the way you fly that broom ! You think maybe you can teach me how to fly it ? ❞ 38. ❝ If you help me gather everything I need for the spell, I will do anything you want. So what do you say ? ❞ 39. ❝ A witch never gets caught. Don’t forget that she has magic in her fingers and devilry dancing in her blood. ❞ 40. ❝ Some people will say that not all witches are evil, that their powers could be used for good. I say burn them all ! ❞
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mary oliver, upstream
which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?
y- you were putting it in cold water?????
Radish. Answer the question radish.
yeah??? i thought for like. 5 years that ppl just put it in hot water 2 speed up the tea-ification process didn’t realize there was an actual reason
You dont have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes???
[ID: Tags reading “u think i have the patience to boil water wtf ?????” /End ID]
why are you. putting it in the microwave to boil it
Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove
Like seven minutes
Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat n it boils in like two minutes… less than that is u use a saucepan…
Crying you’re putting the whole mug on the stove ???? On medium heat???? Ur stove is enchanted
Every single person in this post is a fucking lunatic
Restaurants and bars really love to test your sobriety by making the route to their bathrooms as labyrinthine as possible
Me: I'm not that drunk
Me trying to figure out where the Fuck they've hidden the restrooms in this bar: So this is how Odysseus felt huh
Everyone tagging this post with their local bars/restaurants that have ridiculous bathroom layouts.....I see u. I am u. We are all Odysseus, and our Ithaca is a toilet covered in stickers.
ok I just HAVE to include this picture from inside the bathroom door of this one bar I went to
only one of these knobs work and it's not the one that's a different color from the rest
There’s a tourist trap in NYC called the Jekyll and Hyde Club. It’s kitsch, overpriced, and kinda fun. The elevator is wonky on purpose, there’s animatronic talking heads on the walls, the paintings talk, the waiters are dressed up, and it’s all interactive. I’ve been there a few times.
But the bathroom?
This is the hallway to the bathroom. You have to read the titles of the books to figure it out. And they don’t tell you how to get in.
Riddle me piss!
Okay riddle me piss caught me off guard and now instead of being angry that these bathrooms exist I'm trying not to laugh and wake everyone up
tom hiddleston is like the canada of people
- reblog/like if u agree
You know you made those epic flag things for international lesbian day, where you stare at them for a bit and then you see the flags in mid air, can you make them for other flags pls!! they're really cool!!
heck yea! I'll upload them asap :)
Lesbian | Gay/Queer | Bisexual
Transgender | Pansexual | Asexual
Aromantic | Aroace | Nonbinary
how to use: stare at the dot in the middle for 15-20 seconds, then look at a blank wall or space. for better results, make sure you are in a well-lit area. then watch the magic happen, and have a queer day!
for my fellow nerds who wish to understand the science behind these, here is an article about afterimages. @pepperparfait
basically, the colors that are imprinted on the photosensitive rods in your retina are reflected back with their opposite hues on the color spectrum, so dark colors will be light, white will be black, red will be cyan, etc. so if you have a dark blue, it's opposite will be a bright orange-ish yellow.
I wanna read some friends to lovers to misunderstanding to enemies to lovers but I can't find any good ones on wattpad. Any recs anyone. also burn so slow, i have more self loathing moments that would make my skin crawl from within and my stomach to churn from butterflies, and all my ancestors to turn in their graves screaming for the slow burn to end, but not like overstretch it. extra point if it's queer.
it's...for....research purposes...
who even are you. like what did you write
I have no idea. Let me see if anyone else in this ask place knows.
he was in arthur.
you're thinking of Jill Eikenberry; I think this guy was an astronaut of some kind
that's Neil Armstrong, I thought this guy was in How I Met Your Mother
That's Neil Patrick Harris. I think this might have been the playwright who wrote The Odd Couple.
That’s Neil Simon. I think this is the musician who wrote Sweet Caroline.
That’s Neil Diamond. I think this is an astrophysicist
That’s Neil deGrasse Tyson. I think this is a river in Egypt.
That's the Nile; I think this is the Irish guy who made the movies "The Crying Game" and "Interview with the Vampire".
No no, that was Neil Jordan. This has got to be the first person to walk on the moon.
No, that’s Neil Armstrong. This is one of those things you hit with hammers.
No no, those are nails. I think this is that one dude from the one direction band.
No no, That's Niall Horan. I think it is the guy who wrote and sang ''love will keep us together''
What happens once you kill yourself? Because I'm ready to go.
You wanna know what happens once you kill yourself? Your mother comes home from work and finds her baby dead and she screams and runs over to you and tries to get you to wake up but you won’t and she keeps screaming and shaking you and her tears are dripping onto your face and your dad hears all the screaming and runs into the room and he can’t even speak because the child that he loved and the child that he watched grow up is gone forever and finally your little sister runs into the room to see what all the fuss is about and she sees you dead. The person she looked up to and loved. The person she bragged about to her friends, the person she wanted to be just like when she grew up, the person that made her feel safe. But she’s never really going to get to grow up and smile and laugh and love because she’ll always be consumed with this feeling of missing you. And now there’s something missing from your family and they can barely look at each other anymore because everything reminds them of you but you’re gone and hurts more than anything. and you think that your mom never cared because she was always busy and yelling at you to finish your homework and clean your room and forgot to say I love you sometimes but really, she loved you more than anything and she doesn’t leave the house anymore, she can’t even get out of bed and she’s getting thinner and thinner because it’s too hard to eat. Your father had to quit his job and he doesn’t sleep anymore, every time he closes his eyes he sees his baby dead, and the image never goes away no matter how much alcohol he drinks. And at school your best friend sees that your seat is empty and she gets this sick feeling in her stomach and that’s when she hears the announcement. You killed yourself. And suddenly she’s screaming and crying in the middle of class and no one even bothers comforting because they’re all busy sitting there staring at your empty seat with tears dripping down their cheeks and all she wants is for you to hug her and tell her it’s gonna be okay like you always did, but this time, you’re not there to do it, everything is dark now that you’re gone and her grades are slipping, she barely goes to school anymore and she ended up in hospital after taking too many pills because she wanted to see you again. the girls who used to make fun of the way you dressed feel their throats get tight, they don’t talk to each other anymore, they don’t talk to anyone, they’re all in therapy trying so hard not to blame themselves but nothing works. and your teacher who always gave you a hard time stares blankly at the wall, she quits her job a few days later. And then your boyfriend hears the news and he can’t breathe, he still calls you a lot just to hear your voice and he talks to you on facebook but you never message him back, he can’t fall in love again because every girl he meets reminds him of you, he’s never going to get over you, he loved you and he cries himself to sleep every night, hating himself and slicing his skin because he couldn’t save you and he’s never going to hold you in his arms or hear you laugh again. Now everyone who knew you, whether they were a big part of your life or someone you passed in the hallway a few times a week, they carry this aching feeling around inside them because you’re gone, and they miss you, and they don’t know why you left but it must’ve been their fault and they should’ve stopped you and they should’ve told you they loved you more and that feeling is never going to go away. And so you killed yourself
but you killed everyone else around you too.
this need to be on everyone’s blog
this makes me think..
God bless whoever wrote this.
im crying
I never usually reblog things like this.. but if it saves just one persons life… please take thime to read this even if you think there is no point in living. Please.
please please PLEASE reblog this
Wow this is saving lives because someone took the time to tell somebody the truth about suicide
i’m crying
the sun, the moon and all her stars 💫
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Doctors are to black women what police officers are to black men. That may seem controversial but I believe it to be true and I speak from personal experience.
If you’ve seen this TikTok you know that a 2016 study showed that 50% of medical students and residents thought that black people couldn’t feel pain the same as white people.
And we learned from this video that because of a 1999 study, to this day, there’s a black correction factor for the creatinin levels in black people’s kidneys, meaning we’re less likely to recieve a kidney transplant if needed.
So if you go to a doctor, feel you aren’t getting proper treatment or they refuse the treatment you’ve requested, say to them the following:
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