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Kick The Writing Bucket

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taylortut

peter retaliating against “baby monitor protocol” by changing the names of Tony’s Iron Man protocols

“hey FRIDAY, zoom in on that building over there”

“Old Man Bifocals protocol activated, Boss”

“what the fuck did you just say to me”

“FRIDAY alert the team that my thrusters are down and i can’t fly”

“sure thing, activating I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up Protocol”

“PETER WE TALKED ABOUT THIS”

Tony: FRIDAY, open these encrypted files we don’t have a lot of time-

FRIDAY: activating the Fr E Sh A Voca Do protocol

Tony, sobbing: PETER WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DOES THIS MEAN 

AMAZING

-Peter gets hurt in a battle- FRIDAY: Bone Hurting Juice Protocol has been activated - Mr. Parker is in distress. Tony: -stops- He’s what?  The what? Peter: -over the com- Oof, ouch… my bones…

Tony: FRIDAY! Engage autopilot!

FRIDAY: Activating Jesus Take The Wheel protocol.

Tony: Really, Pete?

Jdjsjsjsks

Tony: Where in the world is that kid??..FRIDAY!! Activate Peter’s GPS

FRIDAY: Activating

“ Helicopter parent protocol”

Tony: *sighs*….why do I even bother

Tony: FRIDAY divert all energy to thrusters

FRIDAY: nyOOOOOooOOoM protocol activated

i literally can’t breathe from this

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piwiskiwi

Go d

Tony, in front of team: FRIDAY activate the electric taze blast

Friday: Activating ‘Wanna Be Thor’ protocol

Thor: *triumphantly laughs*

Tony,mumbling: Now the boys’ gone too far.

Tony: Friday, time to bring out The Blades

FRIDAY: oh my god why does he have a knife” protocol activated

Tony:

Villain:

Tony:

Villain: did you name it like that on purpose or,,,

Tony, crying: shut up loser

This gets better everytime it shows up on my dash

I’m always going to reblog this! If I don’t, then it means I’m dead

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cevansbucky

tony: friday, reset all protocol names

friday: i’m sorry sir, the “i’m a bad bitch, you can’t kill me” action is restricted

tony: peter what the fuck-

Tony: FRIDAY activate missle launchers!

FRIDAY; activating “this bitch empty, YEET” protocol

Tony: PETER WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!

Tony: eject arc reactor

FRIDAY: activating Boob Window protoc-

Tony: no

Tony: Friday, block Steve Rodgers 

Friday: Activating “His shield is he size of a dinner plate and he iz an idiot” protocol

Tony:

Tony: Okay I’ll allow that one

PPFFTTRUEHWEEEHE

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jessiarts

Finished comic inspired by this post! (I’ll link in replies or reblog, otherwise tumblr won’t let you see my posts!)

Finally posting after teasing it this morning!  I hope you like it! Find me elsewhere:   Twitter: @JessiL_Art Instagram: @jessilart Pillowfort: JessiLeigh

YEESSSS, SOMEONE DREW IT!!! XD

THEY ACTUALLY DID IT I AM SCREAMING

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aurora-nerin

ICONIC

*wheeze*

THIS IS HOW THE FILM SHOULD HAVE ENDED

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spicetouched

Loki is the hero we always needed

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mamalazzer

Avenging Angels AU

(Yes, Tony’s are metal ones he constructed after his got damaged in Afghanistan)

I LOVE THESE, COULD YOU MAKE ONE FOR LOKI?

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Game of Thrones Finale

Just finished the finale of GoT...the actors & actresses did an incredible job and I’m so proud of them, I know everyone did their best this season but the writing was disappointing and I think the season left so much to be desired.

I’m very disappointed to say the least.

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this is your friendly reminder that you cannot consider Inuyasha and Kagome soulmates and not acknowledge that this includes Kikyo

Says who? The person makes a soul their own. Kagome is obviously not the same person as kikyo even before inukag first met. Even if they were born the same who’s to say souls can’t grow differently. Yeah ofc kikyo was able to reluctantly take back her soul with urasue bc they originally had the same soul. Maybe a soul has different sides and facets that can be unlocked per person.

I say that there are theories out there that can make it to where kikyo wasn’t also his soulmate, but its up for debate.

But that’s not what Soulmate means. That’s not how reincarnation works. 

When I say Soulmate, I’m taking about the part of both Kagome and Kikyo that isn’t just Kagome or Kikyo. Their soul, that’s been a hundred other people before with different names and lives, and will be a hundred other people in the future, is connected to Inuyasha’s soul, that’s been a hundred other people before etc. 

I’m not taking about personalities. Kagome and Kikyo are very different people, but they are the same soul. They don’t share a soul, it’s not something that you can trade off between people. They are the same soul, at the core of their being. 

You can’t say that Inuyasha and Kagome are Soulmates, that they were always destined to be drawn to one another across lifetimes, without acknowledging that Inuyasha and Kikyo were the same. Yeah, Inuyasha and Kikyo’s relationship was different, and maybe they weren’t meant to end up together in the same way as Inuyasha and Kagome. InuKag were meant to be together in their own lifetimes, that was their destiny. And maybe in another lifetime their souls will meet with different names and different faces, and again they will recognize each other like “Oh, there you are, I’ve been looking for you.”

So if you want to say they Inuyasha and Kagome are Soulmates, you have to acknowledge that Inuyasha and Kikyo were too. 

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spicetouched

I don’t like Kikyo but I can definitely acknowledge this. You wrote this very well @inuyashasforest

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Avengers Endgame will premiere in 14 hours so reblog this post to let your followers know that you will NOT be posting from footage of the movie (only from officially released clips) AND that you will be tagging spoilers

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spicetouched

I will be seeing it this Friday and will tag anything as # EndgameSpoilers and # AvengersEndgameSpoilers so please block those!

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this is the true gen z experience

once in my sixth hour we were talking about 9/11 and i announced very loudly “more people died in hurricane maria than in 9/11 but nobody really cares because you can’t use hurricanes to justify imperialism” and then not even 5 seconds later i said “yeehaw my beets.”

man and you were only six hours old

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spicetouched

My friend and I once got into a really heated conversation during lunch about Pro-Live v. Pro-Choice and I got super heated and went on a mini rant about rape culture in America. The tables around me were staring and then not even a few minutes later I yelled, “ah good golly my tamales” and screeched.

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mikodaiyo

What we NOT gon do in 2019 is make Sesskag shippers feel invalid by saying stupid sh*t like ‘they only like him with Kagome because he’s hot’ like no you fool. You complete baka. You absolute baffoon. Sesskag has the potential to be this love that transcends love and you wanna be mad at how fine Sesshomaru is??? get off of my doorstep we’re closed

*breathes in relief

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Sokka: Aang y'know how you took away Ozai’s firebending?

Aang: I recall yes

Sokka: can I have it

Aang: …what?

Sokka: can I have his firebending. just for like ten minutes

Aang: what no

Sokka: why not I wanna prank zuko

Aang:

Aang:

Aang: okay five minutes

Zuko, bursting in Katara’s door: HOW LONG HAS SOKKA BEEN A FIREBENDER

Katara, who has no context but likes to mess with Zuko: our whole lives why

Zuko: this is so messed up. I thought Sokka was a non-bender

Katara: you thought the avatar’s brother was a non-bender?

Zuko: …excuse me?

Katara: [airbends away]

Aang: I’m starting to think I abused my energybending somewhat

Suki, using waterbending to put out a fire Sokka started: nah you’re fine

Zuko: at least you’re still normal Toph

Toph: sure am. by the way did you change your hair? it looks nice

Zuko: [screaming]

Hullo I return bearing PART 2

Also yes I slightly over-buffed Aang, but back muscles are tasty so I have no regrets

the way you draw Zuko’s hair and Aang’s muscles is more important than the Oscars

THERES MORE

the best part about this is that aang wouldn’t even have to do anything to give toph her sight for her to say that she’d just do it to keep messing with people

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spicetouched

Love Toph

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When you get hit with them feels.

(Just a quick sketchy comic, I’ll have a better one next week.)

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