Incorrect Genshin Quotes.
Y/N: I'm totally into dark humour.
Kaeya/Venti: *Turns off the lights* Wanna hear a joke?
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Kidnapper: We have your daughter.
Jean: I don’t have a daughter.
Kidnapper: She made us reevaluate our life choices and now we feel really bad so can you come pick her up?
Jean: Oh my god, you have Klee.
Kidnapper: I’m going to become a Knight.
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Zhongli: Y/n and I don't have pet names for each other.
Childe: Uh huh. Hey, you know what bees make, right?
Zhongli: Honey?
Y/N, from the other room: Yes dear?
Childe: Don't lie to my face again.
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Childe: Please. Picking locks is my specialty.
Childe: [throws brick through window]
Childe: Okay, let’s go!
Y/N:
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Y/N: Babe, babe, do the thing!
Diluc: *genuinely smiles*
Y/N, breathlessly: Oh my god...
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Y/N: Fuck you.
Lisa: Wouldn't you like to.
Y/N: what?
Lisa: what?
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Zhongli: Why are your tongues purple?
Childe: We had slushies.
Y/N: I had a blue one.
Childe: I had a red one.
Zhongli:
Zhongli: Oh.
Zhongli: OH.
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Jean: How are you feeling?
Diluc: I’ve got a headache that comes and goes.
Kaeya, walks in: Hey guys!
Diluc: It’s back.
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Baizhu: If Klee jumped off a cliff, would you -
Qiqi: Yes.
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Kaeya: I’M TOO HOT!
Kaeya: *points at Diluc*
Diluc:
Kaeya:
Diluc: *sighs*
Diluc: Hot damn.
Kaeya: CALL THE POLICE AND THE FIREMEN!
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Venti: Aww, babe, you had a crush on me? That’s embarrassing.
Y/N: We’re married.
Venti: Still.
