happy bday curiosity, hope you’re having a good time up there

me leaving my house June 1st:

You can only reblog this today.

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

THIS FUCKING SHOW IS GOING AFTER EVERYBODY AT THIS POINT AND I LOVE IT

It’s happening. They have too much power and they can say anything. If CN stops them now, they prove them right.

It’s what we call the long con…

Bra-fucking-vo!

i’m mysterious but not on purpose. i’m just trying to leave wherever i am at all times and that makes me seem mysterious when it’s actually the behavior of like. a dumb bird

An enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in an inability to understand how exits work. A veritable turducken of inscrutability

okay, “a veritable turducken of inscrutability” is the new best riff on that phrase I’ve ever heard, triumphing by the narrowest of margins over “a mystery, wrapped in an enigma, coated in chocolate, and slathered in secret sauce”.

Holy shit dudes

fucking power move

Hot takes that will probably get me called a bigot on this hellhole

👏🏿ALL👏GENDERS👏🏻AND👏🏼RACES👏🏽DESERVE👏🏾RESPECT👏🏿

It’s finally come back!

So long as these aren’t used as cop outs to invalidate the experiences of the oppressed then big Yeet 👌🏼☝️

Not to mention that “hating all men” and “Men are trash” only makes it worse for men of color who were already oppressed to begin with… considering white women have historically been more privileged than men of color, wouldn’t you say that those statements are only adding to the oppression, thus rendering you complicit in the patriarchal mechanisms you seek to disband?

indie movie about a woman directed by a man

woman: *sitting on toilet, is peeing. you can hear her peeing* 

the director:

salute

I’ve been on Tumblr long enough that I’m like 90 percent sure there are people still following me from the 2013-2014 boom days who’ve just changed their icons and their blog focus and their url and now I only have the general sensation that I know them for?  reasons??? but no idea why  

it is Disconcerting 

Tumblr gothic.

The Laura Croft game we all deserve

It’s 5am and my eyes were so blurry that I legit thought “wow look at Shia LaBuff”

for a moment i thought it was Tom Hardy gone wild

I know I’ve reblogged this already but god bless I am doing it again.

Direct action.

bungle said fuck blue lives

comrade bungle

shoutout to my coworker for thinking that “illuminati” and “alumnae” meant the same thing and absolutely destroying everyone in the room when he casually dropped the sentence “i get a discount there because i’m an illuminati” into the conversation