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iguessedpiano reblogged

tallandfeisty

business email glossary

thanks in advance: get this done by the time i press "send"

thanks for your interest: why'd you have to bring this up

would you be so kind: fucking do it

best: i have never physically met you

all best: this conversation is over

all my best: i wish you would die

happy to help: this is the easiest thing in my inbox

i hope this helps: i've done all i'm willing to do

i did a bit of research: i googled it, because you're too lazy to

sorry to chase: answer my email

so sorry to chase: answer my FUCKING email

i am really sorry for being a pest but: i am LIVID that you are ignoring me

please contact my colleague: this isn't my problem

i'm copying in my colleague: this isn't my problem and i am thrilled about it

i'll check and get back to you: i might forget to

i'll let you know when i hear anything: i will forget to

can you check back with me in a week?: i'm hoping you will forget to

per our earlier conversation: i just yelled at you on the phone

great to chat just now: you just yelled at me on the phone

thanks!: i'm not mad at you

thanks!!: please don't be mad at me

thanks!!!: i'm crying at my desk

please advise: this might be your fault

kindly advise: this is entirely your fault

mind if i swing by?: i'm already in the elevator

can you confirm for me: you told me before and i deleted the email

sorry if that was unclear: i think you're an idiot

let me know if you need anything else: please never contact me again

Reblogging to add a direct quote that I used today -

Please respect my work process: just do it the way I told you to and stop arguing with me, I don't care what you think

#so much these #haha

iguessedpiano reblogged

non-bunnary

Why you should watch Brooklyn Nine-Nine

- Of the seven main characters, only two are white men

- Of these two men, one has dozens of hobbies which includes local food critic, sewing, yoga, and other traditionally non-masculine interests

- The other seems to be a stereotypical overconfident jerk, however most of his arcs revolve around messing up and having to acknowledge and genuinely apologize for his screwups

- One of the main characters is a middle aged gay man who isn’t a TV stereotype, who is married and lovingly committed, bringing up his husband in casual conversation throughout the show without it being the only important thing about his personality

- Every female character has a distinct personality, goals and fears and aspirations, and all have multiple episodes focusing solely on exploring their characters and development

- GINA MOTHERFUCKING LINETTI

- Terry Crews as a big buff doting father

- Humor that never relies on offensive jokes or stereotypes, that is genuinely funny with great comedic timing

- Multiple accounts of close friendships between men and women without any implications that there will be more

- The few relationships that do exist between the main cast are developed naturally over time

Thank you for reading, go forth and enjoy this fantastic show!

Also, This scene exists

also one of the white men is jewish

the stereotypical overconfident jerk is jewish

i can’t emphasize this enough

justabrowncoatedwench

^^^^^^ played by a proud Jewish actor too, which is even better than merely having non-stereotypical representation of your group

Literally the best show I’ve watched in years.

Also, GINA MOTHERFUCKING LINETTI is a gift unto this universe

urbanmegafauna

Oopsie Doodle. Terry Crews as Terry Crews. All the unapologetic, casual-yet-pointed feminism.

So good.

poetry-protest-pornography

Yes!

thepageofhopes

Also includes: Punching homophobies in the face and this not being frowned upon what so ever. The main white guy constantly calling out sexism, even casual sexism.

tzikeh

He called out TRANSPHOBIA. In a show that has no “reason” to do it other than that they decided “Hey, transphobia sucks, let’s find a way to toss off a line about that at some point when it’s not even the topic of the scene.”

#b99 #love this show so much

iguessedpiano reblogged

theonewithwaytoomanyfandoms

sspock

I keep a photo of Donna Meagle in my wallet to remind me to treat myself, right behind a photo of Ben Wyatt to remind me to keep my shit together

#parks and rec

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Stellar Stuff for Sims 4

A collaboration between @applezingsims @coreopsims @deetron-sims @femmeonamissionsims @javabeandreams @nolan-sims @pickypikachu @quiddity-jones @sjane4prezcc & @teanmoon

To celebrate the inception of our collaboration blog, all of us got together and crafted our own little-bits-of-something with one idea in mind: Space! This Fan-Made Stuff Pack is overflowing with amazing Create-A-Sim and Build & Buy items!

Download and Info are under the cut!

With a whopping *127 items total**, here’s what’s inside:*

iguessedpiano reblogged

Java’s Bee-Day!

Noted precious floof @javabeandreams had a birthday in July. We made her a bunch of semi-bee-related things! This is a collaboration between @applezingsims, @coreopsims, @deetron-sims, @magnolianfarewell, @mamalovesnuts, @teanmoon and @zx-ta.

Download and info below the cut!

iguessedpiano reblogged

Here are the goodies made for our precious fruit salad’s birthday this year. Hope you enjoy them @applezingsims. ❤️️ A collaboration between @zx-ta, @historicalsimslife, @javabeandreams, @magnolianfarewell, @sjane4prezcc, @martinessimblr, @femmeonamissionsims, @deetron-sims, and @quiddity-jones.

Download and info are under the cut!

iguessedpiano reblogged

Dee-Day was celebrated last month, so naturally a few of us whipped up some gifts for our good father @deetron-sims! A collaboration between @applezingsims , @coreopsims, @javabeandreams, @magnolianfarewell, @martinessimblr and @zx-ta ❤️️

Download and info are under the cut!

iguessedpiano reblogged

Cottage Garden Stuff for Sims 4

A collaboration between @applezingsims, @coreopsims, @deetron-sims, @femmeonamissionsims, @javabeandreams, @litttlecakes, @magnolianfarewell, @mamalovesnuts, @mlyssimblr, @nolan-sims, @pickypikachu, @shespeakssimlish, @simlaughlove, @teanmoon, & @zx-ta.

We are happy and proud to finally share this new pack - a project over 3 months in the making - with our fellow simmers! With 171 items, this fan-made stuff pack is bursting with new content perfectly tailored to complement your cozy cottage with a touch of rustic charm! All items shown above are either EA or in the pack, so download and enjoy!

* Only a fraction of the content is pictured, check out the index below for everything else! *

Download and Info are under the cut!