long lost siblings

sensory overload? more like

if i hear another noise ever again im going to flip my fucking shit

I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.

Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed

If I recall, they did used to be the corresponding months.  It was just when Roman leaders Julius Caesar and Augustus came into power, the months July(Julius) and August(Augustus) were added, thus throwing off the numbering of the calender.

Good news, though: whoever fucked it up did in fact get stabbed.

shit i don’t own a single confection what do i do if human children come knocking on my door???

cool i have decided to never ask my followers anything ever again

@ people who think i’m attractive: thanks for having low standards

I went to like this and realized I already had so time to reblog I guess

‘Damn the boy’

#have you ever been so annoying you caused the reinvention of an entire literary genre

Really, it’s not about their sexuality at all. It’s about the mistery that they’re solving, they’re just regular young people, dealing with extraordinary circumstances yes, there are ghosts.

i cant breathe

#everyday mood

I DIDNT CHECK TH E SONG FULLY BEFORE POSTING THIS I FUCKED UP

congratulations!!! through doubt, you have unlocked backstory!!!

imagine, if you will, innocent, overly-trusting me listening to the mario galaxy ost and getting to the honeyhive galaxy theme, and thinking “wow! this song would go great with a pokemon walking gif!”

a brilliant idea! i immediately search up the song, and oh, how naive i was.

the third result is very official-looking!! a perfect candidate for a quick youtube rip–it’s just a meme, it won’t hurt anybody.

the first few second autoplay, and it seems legit! i quickly copy the url and download the file, then make the post

at this point, i haven’t seen the gif along with the song i’d intended to put with it, so i have a listen!!

and let me tell you, the surprise i got,

@bace-jeleren

JESUS I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT 😂

being a human is kinda dumb because we get to REASON and THINK HARD which really isn’t fair, i’d rather be an orchid and eat light beams all day, no offense to the miracle that is evolution, like, thanks for the opportunity to participate in an advanced society but put me in the ground