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Anonymous asked:

Could I request an awkward, shy reader who is a frequent highlight of a popular bar for absolutely killing it on karaoke with popular love songs (think Careless Whisper and the like) and one day catches the eye of an overlord (Rosie, Velvette)

Good evening my dear! I went with Velvette because I haven't done her in a while!

I did twink the request a little as I don't think "You give love a bad name" by Bon Jovi counts as a popular love song but it fits

You give love a bad name

Velvette x reader

Warnings!

Mild power inbalanc

You weren't the most confident person, not in life, nor in death, you were a bystander, the type of person to stand frozen instead of doing something in an emergency.

Maybe that's what landed you below but that didn't matter.

You worked in the Vee's tower specifically for Velvette you were one of the people in the back making sure everything ran smoothly, that this dress was properly dry cleaned, some jackets were hung properly and delivered etc etc, you were lucky enough to not have to talk with your boss just her assistant.

you were unnoticed and you liked it that way.

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World Events & Hazbin Characters

@shokolandish this is your fault.

1800s

  • 1840s- Sir Pentious is born (approximately maybe)
  • 1841- The word 'dinosaur' is coined.
  • 1861- The American Civil War begins
  • 1869- The Suez Canal is completed
  • 1873- Blue jeans are invented
  • 1879- Thomas Edison invents the lightbulb
  • 1888- Sir Pentious dies
  • 1888- Jack the Ripper murders occur
  • 1890s- Husk is born (approximately maybe)
  • 1890- 1st use of the electric chair
  • 1892- Basketball is invented
  • 1896- The Olympics are revived

1900s

  • 1900s- Alastor is born (approximately maybe)
  • 1910s- Angel Dust & Vox are born (approximately maybe)
  • 1912- The Titanic sinks
  • 1914- Panama Canal opens & WWI begins
  • 1918- WWI ends
  • 1920s- Niffty is born (approximately maybe)
  • 1920- Prohibition begins in the U.S.
  • 1923- Time Magazine is first published & Disney is founded
  • 1927- The first sound film "The Jazz Singer" is released
  • 1929- The Great Depression begins
  • 1933- Alastor dies & U.S. Prohibition ends
  • 1937- The Hindenburg Disaster
  • 1939- WWII begins
  • 1945- WWII ends
  • 1947- Angel Dust dies
  • 1948- Gandhi is assassinated
  • 1950s- Niffty & Vox die
  • 1953- 1st color TV is produced
  • 1954- Rock & Roll hits the American mainstream
  • 1959- 1st documented AIDS cases
  • 1960s- Cherri Bomb is born (approximately maybe)
  • 1960- The Beatles are formed
  • 1967- The New Orleans Saints football team is formed
  • 1968- MLK Jr is assassinated
  • 1969- 1st moon landing
  • 1970s- Husk & Valentino die
  • 1977- Star Wars is released
  • 1980s- Cherri Bomb dies
  • 1982- Michael Jackson's album Thriller is released
  • 1984- Radio Ga Ga by Queen is released
  • 1985- The Macintosh 128K is released
  • 1990- The World Wide Web begins

A few takeaways:

  • They all died before the the internet as we know it began.
  • Vox died just before color TV came around
  • They all could have worn blue jeans in life
  • Angel Dust and Vox lived through both World Wars and they were likely at an age to be drafted into service during WWII. Maybe that's where Angel got so good with Tommy Guns? And MP-40s, come to think of it...
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Could I ask for Rosie x a new delivery guy (reader) who gets adorably flustered whenever she compliments (and eventually flirts with) him? He eventually works up the courage to start complimenting her back.

(Maybe she occasionally gives him tips in the form of kiss marks that turn him into a bumbling, lovestruck fool?)

  • When you got a job at the Helluva Post, you never would have guessed that your afterlife was going to change in the best way.
  • You were one of the only people willing to venture into Cannibal Town for deliveries.
  • At first, it was purely because you’d get paid extra since no one wanted to go there and then it changed.
  • It changed when you were delivering a package to Rosie’s Emporium.
  • That’s where you met Rosie with her huge smile and shining, captivating dark eyes.
  • Her hand gently brushed against yours as you exchanged the package.
  • “Thank you, darling. I try not to have stuff delivered too often, I know you all don’t like coming out here, but I’ve been so busy I haven’t had the time to leave.”
  • You blushed and blinked several times. Your skin tingled just a bit.
  • “No problem, it’s a pleasure.”
  • You were hooked since that day.
  • You always tried to catch a glimpse of her when you delivered things to her town from that moment on.
  • Rosie didn’t pay it too much mine until you entered her emporium during a delivery.
  • You didn’t talk to her. She was too busy helping her people but you did look around. You didn’t buy anything but you felt like you knew her far better now.
  • Then she started ordering more and more packages.
  • She always started a bit of small talk—
  • “The weather’s real nice today.” “So, is that a uniform or just your style? I’ve got some clothes I’d think would look real spiffy on you.” “Did you hear what happened in the media district?”
  • —and you always fumbled with a reply.
  • “It’s been real. . . sunny recently.” “Um, yeah, it’s a- a uniform. But I could. . . I could, um, come over?” “No, I don’t really keep up with the news. What happened?”
  • She was a real pretty woman. You can’t be blamed for being flustered.
  • The interactions became common.
  • Once she asked you to come inside and set up a radio for her that she’d gotten costume made but didn’t know how to set up.
  • You’d gotten a look around her home and it was beautiful. You said as much and her smile was addicting.
  • That’s what encouraged you to say your compliments aloud.
  • She always got a smile so sweet on her face.
  • Slowly, your confidence began to build as you complimented her.
  • Then it was all shattered when she placed a kiss on your cheek and you were once again reduced to a flustered mess.
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I’m curious what the stats are in this area of tumblr because in some settings I feel like my number is a lot and in others it feels like barely any. If you want you can put in the tags if you feel like your number is high or low to you personally

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Anonymous asked:

How's about Velvette x a leopard-like Goetia?

can u give me ur idea behind a leopard like goetia? cause the goetia are all birds so im a lil confused

im not against the idea just wondering if u had a specific vision abt it

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ok i got the info i needed

Velvette/Goetia!Reader

You met when you wandered into one of her boutiques while on business, and she mistook you for a random customer.

You nearly turned her to ashes when she "oi, kitten"'d you.

Thankfully, you were in a good mood, and she looked cute when she realized what you were and stammered out an apology. Even the most cocky Overlord was no match for one of the Goetia.

Afterward, she took the time to show you around. Give you a few pieces on the house as an olive branch. Maybe even suggested you advertise her stuff to your friends, if you felt inclined to do so.

You found yourself fond of the crabby little lady that had half of the pride ring in a chokehold.

Of course, you had to hide your relationship from the other Goetia. You weren't about to either have her be a target, or be the center point of vicious ridicule. You saw what happened to Stolas.

She liked wrapping herself in your wings when she was tired. And petting your tail.

You'd go to visit her before a gala and have her make an outfit for you. The others make fun of you a bit for wearing sinner clothes, but you had a few come to you privately and ask for the business card of the designer.

She's very affectionate in private. Always has a hand on you somewhere or petting your fur.

Still calls you kitten, but now you don't mind it.

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GENRE: fluff!

SCENARIO: Velvette, Rosie, and Verosika leaving lipstick kisses on their S/O

Velvette !! 🍰
  • She has no qualms about leaving lipstick stains all over her partner, no matter where or when
  • If she knows they have to go out that day, she won't let them leave without a kiss… Or 20
  • Definitely leaves lipstick stains on her partners face/along their neck as a means of marking her territory
  • She can't let her darling go out onto the streets of Hell without everyone knowing who they belong to, of course!!
  • “Hey Lovely, c'mere really quick. Let me give you a kiss before you leave, yeah?”
  • Will purposely leave lipstick stains on her darling's clothes as well. She makes damn sure the lipstick is strong enough that it won't come out easily

Rosie !! 🌹
  • Okay, it was an accident the first time, she swears
  • She didn't even notice the lipstick stain on her partners shirt collar until after they came home from work
  • But every time after that…
  • Well, if Rosie starts wearing different shades of lipstick to see which one compliments their skin tone the best, then that's her business
  • If she knows her beloved is going to be around someone she doesn't like, she’ll leave a lipstick mark on them
  • Usually leaves the lipstick marks in somewhat discreet areas, such as their neck and collarbone
  • It's oddly therapeutic for her. The urge to bite isn't quite so strong when she can just lay her claim on her beloved with kisses

Verosika !! 🎤
  • Oh, she's shameless.
  • She'll kiss all over her partners face and make sure they don't wash the lipstick marks off until she's shown them off to anyone and everyone in Hell
  • Slightly unrelated, but makeouts right before a performance just so everyone can see her lipstick smeared and know that she was with her wonderful partner mere moments before
  • During any red carpet event or party, Verosika makes sure that she leaves dark black or bright pink lipstick marks all over their face and down their neck.
  • If their skin isn't almost entirely covered in lipstick stains by that point, she's not done kissing them
  • She wants everyone in Hell to know she's taken and that her partner is taken too, so she kisses them as often as possible without any regard for what others might think
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Anonymous asked:

How about some Velvette x anxious new assistant?

I FUCKING LOVE VELVETTE!!!!!!!!! also ik u didnt specify demon type so i hope its fine i made reader a rabbit demon for funsies

Velvette (Hazbin Hotel)

After Valentino ripped apart Velvette's last assistant, Vox got to work on the hiring process for new candidates. Your ability to type quick, memorize complex orders, and move REAL fast when the fear of Lucifer was put in you got you the job.

You had walked in when she was yelling at a model for not being able to keep his back straight long enough to do a photo shoot. She didn't realize you were the new assistant as she shoved you into place, insulted your clothes and then popped new ones on you in an instant.

You were trembling when you held up her favorite coffee and stammered out that you weren't a model. She frowned, then did a 180 when she realized you had caffeine for her.

"Well, aren't you a doll! Hand the coffee to mama and then start taking notes for me, hm?" She snapped a more comfortable outfit onto you, knowing you'd need to keep up with her.

You followed her instructions to a T, and she thought it was cute that you couldn't really look her in the eye. Started calling you 'bunny', both from how jittery and nervous you were, and the fact you were a rabbit demon.

You stood at her side at meetings if you were allowed, holding her things. You followed her on her and Val's shopping sprees, holding her bags. Sometimes she- and Valentino- would play dress up with you in the stores and she'd be nice enough to buy the clothes they liked on you.

A few other Overlords would hit on you, and Velvette would literally drag you to her side and snarl at them. You squealed when she grabbed your ass.

"This ass is mine, shithead! Shove off 'fore I blow your fuckin' brains out!"

With your face burning, you asked if she meant it. She scoffed.

"You think I'd buy you anything if I didn't? Now c'mon, we're gonna be late." She slapped your ass on the way by, nearly making you drop your drink. "Y-yes ma'am!"

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GENRE: fluff

SCENARIO: velvette crushing on her assistant (m!reader) who's inexperienced in romance.

  • Ohhh she is simultaneously endeared and pissed off at how you don't seem to get any of her signals
  • If she makes a flirty remark or gets so close to you her hair brushes against your cheek, you just get nervous and make up an excuse to leave!
  • Complains to Vox and Val about how you aren't making ANY move to reciprocate her advances
  • “Seriously, Val! How d'you get so many demons to fall all over you?? ‘Cause my natural charm just isn't working! UGH!”
  • Velvette teases you a lot once she realizes you're just inexperienced. She'll force you to watch cheesy romance films with her just to see your flustered face ♡
  • She'll grab onto you more often, linking your arms together when you're out in public or leaning on you while you work
  • At some point she might just have to grab you by the collar of your shirt, tug you down to her level, and shout “I LIKE YOU, YOU IDIOT!” because clearly you are not getting the message lmao
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Anonymous asked:

Hazbin matchup, please!

Gen I.D.: Male

Sexuality: Hetero

Interests: Story-based video games, voice acting, comedy

Overview: Quiet guy, fairly passive, reclusive, making people laugh is my greatest joy. Very drama-averse, I never like to stir the pot without good reason. Something of a prude, though dark, crude, and/or dirty humor is largely good in my book. I love to talk about my interests, but I rarely do so since I know I tend to ramble. A few fun facts to finish off here; lipstick kisses are my weakness, I love animals, I'm a sports fan, meat-eater, an angry complimenter, a cuddler, and have a small social battery.

Also, I love Helluva Boss as well, so feel free to draw from that pool if you'd like!

Hello! Thanks for the request! I've decided to give you a Helluva Boss character instead as you've stated you're alright with that. After some thought, I'd like to pair you with…

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