Nobody is putting their hands all over my boyfriend, ahem. I’ve gone off popcorn now suddenly.

Shane truly has a way with words.

Not really. Not in the same way as you or Andre or any of the other legendary wrestlers are. And if there is a legendary McMahon, it’s no doubt Vince.

I disagree. Everyone knows who you are and you’ve touched many people whether they liked you or hated you. He’s a legend as well.

I think you're overstating my importance to the fans and the universe. But it's sweet that you are. Of course he is; he's Vince.

Sorry I haven’t gotten back to you sooner. Like you said, the weekend and all. I understand the questioning but, its all part of the show. You know that Joe. Uh, okay. Well, clearly it was something you needed to get off your chest, which is fine in all honesty. It’s no problem, at all. Though, I’m curious by your change of heart. Doesn’t seem like you to just drop the subject.

‘Slam’s next week, Stephanie. You’ve got business to take care of, it’s all good. That’s, uh, kinda why I dropped my pendin’ reproach. Me complainin’ over what I believe is a bogus call ain’t gonna change it. I dunno… I’m goin’ back ‘n’ forth with this so maybe Monday I’ll swing in the other direction but the most important thing I need to do is stay focused. Shawn called me out on live TV ‘bout one of my flaws – I can become easily distracted. In particular, when I’ve think I’ve won. It’s happened time ‘n’ time again and I can’t allow that pattern to continue at tomorrow’s go-home show and most definitely at SummerSlam. Four of the biggest names in the company are vyin’ for the Universal Title and I wanna be the one walkin’ outta Barclays with it in my duffel. Goin’ ‘round ‘n’ ‘round this subject is a distraction I don’t wanna deal with…

Focusing on Slam is probably the best thing to do. A call you don't agree with, in a match that doesn't mean all that much in the big scheme of the title picture, shouldn't be a worry. Like you said, too distracted over things that you shouldn't be getting distracted by. You would be a great champion. That's what you need to focus on. Okay?

honesty hour 👀 anon or not I have to answer

Yeah, I’m starting to sense that. I go away for a couple of hours and come back to…well, whatever all that was, aha.

It happens. But it also seems like the mood of the day. 

I feel like I’ve missed so much…

That effect tends to happen around here. 

Controversy is hardly good entertainment. 

This is coming from a McMahon?

McMahon’s aren’t built on controversy. Besides, off screen controversy is just a hassle. 

It can be entertaining. I read it every day on my social media feeds and get a good laugh. 

You must have a small threshold for entertainment. 

queendomauthority:

Seriously, it’s kinda surprisin’. ‘Course, I imagine some moodiness is to be expected when folks start talkin’ about you.

It is. Though, I suppose in that respect you’re right. It’s never a nice feeling when someone is talking about you. Rather off putting. 

Controversy is hardly good entertainment. 

This is coming from a McMahon?

McMahon’s aren’t built on controversy. Besides, off screen controversy is just a hassle.