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By LabradoriteKing on Pinterest

fuckyeahdwarffortress

A handy guide for your Jewellers and Gem Cutters.

I accept payment in trillion-cut black diamonds.

Chop chop.

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Useful!

Source: pinterest.com

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neil-gaiman

werewolftits

tiktok is such an awful app, it's almost designed to feed you misinformation and expose you to insane discourse. unlike beloved tumblr, the app that feeds me misinformation and exposes me to insane discourse

werewolftits

lierdumoa

No, no, no, you see on tiktok an algorithm feeds you misinformation. On Tumblr I feed myself misinformation from my charcuterie board of hand-selected unhinged mutuals.

lierdumoa

None of that mass market junk. Only artisanal, small batch, sustainably cultivated, fair trade horseshit.

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pukicho

Anonymous asked:

Why don't you tag any of your posts?

pukicho answered:

Why would I need to? do i need to tag them #funny to get notes?

pukicho

Listen here you small, little freak

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XX ~ Sebastian Smythe

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Preface, One, two, three, four.

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clean-bands-dirty-stories

XX ~ S.S.

Part Four: Rush (Final)

A/n: This is a separate request but I combined them (This prompt list). This has been sitting in my drafts for AGES so very close to completion and I got a final boost from @mmmalakai so this one’s for you bestie <3

Request: “22 for Seb? 👀”

Word Count: 3800+

MASTERLIST

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~ Kiss in a rush of adrenaline ~

The Warblers ran into a problem when competition season rolled around. They had essentially been cut in half, and that meant they were working with significantly less people than normal. Adding on top of that the rivalry he was brewing with New Directions and... well, it wasn't ideal.

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

i'm begging you guys to start pirating shit from streaming platforms. there are so many websites where you can stream that shit for free, here's a quick HOW TO:

1) Search for: watch TITLE OF WORK free online

2) Scroll to the bottom of results. Click any of the "Complaint" links

3) You will be taken to a long list of links that were removed for copyright infringement. Use the 'find' function to search for the name of the show/movie you were originally searching for. You will get something like this (specifics removed because if you love an illegal streaming site you don't post its url on social media)

4) each of these links is to a website where you can stream shit for free. go to the individual websites and search for your show/movie. you might have to copy-paste a few before you find exactly what you're looking, but the whole process only takes a minute. the speed/quality is usually the same as on netflix/whatever, and they even have subtitles! (make sure to use an adblocker though, these sites are funded by annoying popups)

In conclusion, if you do this often enough you will start recognizing the most dependable websites, and you can just bookmark those instead. (note: this is completely separate from torrenting, which is also a beautiful thing but requires different software and a vpn)

you can also download the media in question (look for a "download" button built into the video window, or use a browser extension such as Video DownloadHelper.)

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

if the "Complaint" links are not visible for you:

Option 1: try the DuckDuckGo search engine instead (bonus: dedicated to privacy! doesn't track your data!)
Option 2: go directly to LumenDatabase.org (the website that collects the complaints--and therefore the removed links) and search for the title you want. look for results titled "DMCA (Copyright) Complaint to Google" featuring the media you're looking for. Proceed to Step 3 (above).

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pseudophan

shydinosaurcandy

Amazing-Phantasy-Trash

#dan and phil #phandom

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neil-gaiman

strongermonster

perhaps some will disagree, but i think the world got worse when we changed the colour of the night

strongermonster

this is what i mean

degenderates

Via @bulbaderp

itistimetodisappear

To be clear, THIS is how nights of the future should be lit

This is bat friendly street lighting, which not only looks sick as fuck but allows bats to pass through without disturbance, as they cannot see red.

orange and especially white lights deter bats and prevent them from reaching feeding grounds at nighttime. Please if you can, write to your local council and encourage red street lights!!!!

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graciellalynn

bemusedlybespectacled

Gomez gives out better relationship advice than like 90% of dudes.

obstinate-nocturna

Gomez Addams is a suave motherfucker who loves his wife more than his own life.

Everyone should want a Gomez. He’s p cool.

breelandwalker

Gomez and Morticia Addams actually have a very loving and extremely healthy relationship, both in the old TV show and in the more recent movies. They were also one of the first television couples to be shown to have an active (albeit offscreen) sex life. Their frank attitude towards sexuality was shocking in its’ time, but their relationship and their family dynamic is actually more functional and more…dare I say it…sane than most families portrayed on TV.

The comedy in the show came from the family’s “odd” lifestyle, rather than from infighting and petty bickering, or worse, as was common on other shows of the time, thinly veiled references to spousal abuse. They didn’t make fun of each other or act like their children were creatures from another world. Were they strange and outside of social norms? Yes. Were they united in creating a loving home and being good, supportive parents? Absolutely.

These two support and adore their children, care for an aging mother and an estranged brother, put family before everything, and they love each other, wholly, fiercely, without reserve. They are every bit as much in love after at least a decade of marriage as they were the day they met.

Relationship goals. LIFE goals.

avotica

Just remembered in the second movie when their third child became “normal” for a period and although they were shocked and didn’t know how to handle it, they didn’t mistreat the child or love it any less. They accepted the difference, even though it was hard for them.

drnerdlove

Reblogged for truth.

franklyunfabulous

❤️❤️❤️

endreal

Posts about Gomez and Morticia Addams are almost always uplifting and I’m happy to have them on my dash, but I think my favorite bit about this conversation is what Gomez is actually saying to Fester.

It’s nobody’s surprise that many of the aesthetic and thematic elements of The Addams Family in its various incarnations are influenced by Gothic tradition (not goth, that mostly came later. And not Goth, that was much much much too early), and I think Gomez’s words are a dead bullseye in terms of Gothic mentality.

“Make her feel like she’s the most sublime creature on earth”

The sublime is a recurring theme throughout Gothic literature. Although the word (like “awesome”) has lost a lot of it’s original luster over the intervening decades, sublime doesn’t really mean elevated and lofty (or even heavenly) as it’s often used today, but rather something possessing the power and grandeur to induce awe and veneration in the mind of the beholder. Although less than divine, something sublime possessed a wildness and power that transcended human ability to control…or even to comprehend.

Sublime is standing at the edge of the Grand Canyon leaning as far as you dare over the railing and still not being able to see the canyon floor below. Sublime is warrior-queen Galadriel being tempted by the One Ring. Sublime is waking up in the middle of the night in the heart of a wild thunderstorm.

“Make her feel like she’s the most sublime creature on earth”

Gomez isn’t advising Fester to treat a woman he fancies like a princess, or even elevate her to pedestal of angelic nature (who’s idea was it to equate femininity with purity anyway? What a laughable and historically damaging idea. Shame on whatever dead (probably) white dudes promoted that!)

Gomez is advising Fester that if he truly loves a woman he must do everything he can to remind her of how she’s an untameable force of nature who’s grandeur brings him to his knees in awe and terror. Just like Morticia, for Gomez.

I’ll sign off with one of my most favorite quotes of all time, because it feels suddenly very relevant:

“When I find myself surrounded by so much beauty, I feel as if I am the eye of a hurricane.”

- -Sanjay Kulkarni

xturtletrashx

reblogging again because this got even better

creepykookyandspooky

Ah! It’s back! This is one of my favorite posts on this site.

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official-lucifers-child

Wiggle

c4pyb4ra

it did not work, but i can help

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bonersniper

might-be-somebody

the only super long Tumblr post I love

heyitself

my brain has Died scrolling this and i Love it

octobitheoctagonal

heyitself

SEE ITS SO COOL

ticcywhaleshark

THIS IS ONE OF MY TOP 10 FAVOURITE POSTS ITS SO FUN TO SCROLL THROUGH

the-haiku-bot

THIS IS ONE OF MY

TOP 10 FAVOURITE POSTS ITS

SO FUN TO SCROLL THROUGH

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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Speak of the Devil

This is the second and final part to this fic.

Plot: After Lucifer's confession, you go weeks without seeing him again. His final words to you constantly run through your head, but you refused to call out to him, afraid of your own feelings. Until you get into a situation you can't get out of.

Pairing: Lucifer x Gen!Neutral Reader

Triggers: Mentions of blood, fighting, violence, paralysis, and death (typical Supernatural stuff.)

Words: 3k (about as long as the first part)

General Taglist: @criminaly-supernatural, @caswinchester2000 Supernatural Taglist: @kaashi Taglist for Part Two: @starkainthebluebox, @canyouimaginethatstory

Note: I have not seen the last 3-4 seasons of Supernatural. So this is based in a world were Lucifer is like Crowley; he’s a “bad guy” that shows up to help, and annoy Sam and Dean occasionally and what not. *Information on the monster "Vetala" found here

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"Know, that I will always come when you call."

Your eyes shot open as you looked around your room, his voice echoing in your ears as you woke up fully. The realization that you had been dreaming made you let out a sigh as you placed your head back on your pillow before looking around again. The early morning light had just begun to shine through the cracks in your curtain. Closing your eyes, you thought back on that day with Lucifer, his words running through your mind again.

After the weeks that had passed, you had not called out to him again. You were afraid of what you might feel when you saw him again. It was wrong for you to be thinking of the devil like that. At least you thought it was. I mean. Sam had his thing with Ruby. Dean had his thing with Anna. Cas sort of had a thing with Meg. Was it entirely different if you had a thing with Lucifer?

Shaking yourself from your thoughts as your eyes shot open again, you let out a frustrated sigh. You needed to get him out of your head. Sitting up, you climbed out of bed, deciding to get on with your day.

Walking into the kitchen, you see Sam already awake, drinking coffee at the counter while reading through some papers.

Upon spotting you he frowned "Morning. You're up early."

"Yeah, woke up randomly, couldn't go back to sleep."

He nodded "Well there's plenty of coffee."

"Good good, I'll need it." You said as you began to make a cup for yourself.

Sam turned and watched you. He and Dean had noticed a slight change in your behavior over the last few weeks. Ever since the wendigo attack. They asked you about it, about where Lucifer went, but all you had said was "I don't know." They had noticed Lucifer was different around you, caring almost. But neither of them really wanted to bring it up. But maybe, there was something you felt too, something that was conflicting for you. Sam would understand if that was what was going on. He knew you had high morals, and maybe whatever was happening with Lucifer was effecting you in ways they couldn't help with.

"Sam?" You asked, turning and seeing that he was staring pensively towards you, not necessarily at you, more through you.

Shaking himself from his thoughts he realized he was still looking at you "Oh, sorry, I was just thinking."

"About?" You asked curiously.

He met your eyes before turning back around "Just wondering about what Lucifer has been up to. We haven't seen him for almost a month."

You felt your heart immedietely pick up in pace at the mention of his name. Taking a sip of coffee you walked past Sam and towards the couch "Yeah, I don't know. Hopefully whatever he is doing, it's nothing we'll have to stop."

Sam let out a dry chuckle "Yeah, hopefully." He watched you for another moment before looking back down at his papers, not wanting to bug you too much yet. Though he did notice the immediate change when he mentioned Lucifer.

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Scenario Prompts: Feb 22 E: + Feb 18 E: Lucifer is protective of you because he is in love with you + Lucifer Confesses he is in love with you, because he is in love with you. Requested by: Two Separate(?) Anons

Premise: Lucifer has protected and saved you multiple times in the past; when you are finally alone with him you get the chance to ask him why.

Pairing: Lucifer x Gen!Neutral Reader

Triggers: Fighting, Blood, injuries, monster death, etc.

Words: 3k (told you it was long)

Everything Taglist: @criminaly-supernatural Supernatural Taglist: @kaashi

See about Scenario Prompt Requests: here

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You eyed the angel from the corner of your eye as he leaned against the doorway, picking at his nails. Walking across the room and stopping next to Dean you spoke quietly to him “Why is he here again exactly?”

He glanced over at Lucifer before responding “No idea, but I guess it’s better to have an eye on him than to have no idea where he is and what he’s up too.”

You looked over at Lucifer, your heart skipping a beat when you see that he is now staring at you. Looking back at Dean you muttered “If you say so.”

Turning at the sound of the door, Sam walks in with a duffel bag in hand “Hey, so I didn’t-” he stops in his tracks when he spots Lucifer “What the hell are you doing here?” he asked before looking at you and Dean.

Lucifer shrugged “Bored.” he said plainly before looking back at you and Dean “But it’s better that I’m here right? Rather than you having no idea where I am or what I’m up too.” he repeated Dean’s own words back to him with a slight smirk on his face.

Sam let out an annoyed sigh before walking to the table and putting down the duffel bag “Anyways, what I was saying was that I didn’t find any trace of the witches in town, so they must be hiding out outside of town. If we can figure out where then we can get them by surprise.”

“I wouldn’t be so sure about that one Sammy.” Lucifer said as he peaked out the curtained window.

“Yeah, and why’s that?” Sam asked with disdain.

“Because I’m pretty sure they already know you’re here.” He said as he straightened up, just as the door blasted in making you all jump and fall into a defensive stance.

You reached for the knife in your belt, leaving your hand on it in preparation as you watched three older women and a man walk into the room. They must have followed Sam back here. Lucifer slowly rounded the side of the room until he was on the same side as you. You stared at him in confusion as he stepped in front of you, getting in your way.

“Well well, to what do we owe the honor of having the Winchesters in our humble little town?” One of the women asked, a scornful look on her face before she looked at Lucifer and then saw you behind him “And I don’t believe I know either of you.”

Lucifer took a step forward “What a shame, and here I thought I was famous.” he said with a sarcastic tone in his voice “Lucifer, nice to meet you.”

The witches looked at each other before smiling “Yeah right” one of the younger witches said with a scoff “As if Lucifer would be with the Winchesters.”

Lucifer shrugged “We’re working on our problems” he looked back at Sam. “Right Sammy?” Sam clenched his jaw in annoyance before looking back at the witches.

“Then you’re a traitor” one of the witches said with anger before he raised his hand, shooting out a fire ball at Lucifer and you.

Lucifer quickly reached his arm back grabbing and pushing you out of the way before he lunged towards the witch, gripping him on the shoulder and staring into his eyes “Well that was dramatic. And quite stupid honestly.”

You watched as the witch began to crumple to the ground as his skin began to burn, landing on the floor lifeless. You were surprised by this, having thought Lucifer lost most of his stronger powers.

One of the other witches yelled in anger, gaining your attention once again. You and Dean lunged forward and attacked the other witches with your iron blades. Sam took out his gun and fired his gun at one of the witches, killing them immediately.

Keep reading

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Sweet Pea x Reader (Male!)

Prompt: So I saw this post not long ago which inspired me, so here I introduce my second fanfic –Behind closed doors.

Warnings: swearing

What inspired me: ‘sweet pea is nothing but an awkward teenage boy that fumbles and falls head over heels for a pretty person that offers him affection. he’s flustered and foolish. ya’ll better start writing your fanfics to fit what we’ve been shown, bc there’s NOTHING more endearing than an inexperienced fool trying to woo you with his limited knowledge.’ ‘give me a fumbling teenage boy that blushes when someone holds his hand, give me sweet pea figuring it all out and getting frustrated when it gets hard.’ ‘give me soft sweet pea because there is no way in hell! he has it all figured out.’ credits to @sweetpeasbabydoll for the post that inspired me. I hope you don’t mind.

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For a while now you’ve known how you feel about a certain serpent, but no matter what anyone said to you or how confident you felt when he smiled at you, you would never be able to tell him, in fear he might reject you. To everyone else, sweet pea is tough and intimidating but with you, he seemed to almost show a different side, although he never let it shine long enough for you to be absolutely sure, so you kept quiet.

It wasn’t the fact that you were also a male that kept you from telling him, but also the fact that you two were close friends and in the serpents together, you also had a lot of the same friends and you didn’t want to make it weird and awkward for everyone else. Tonight, a party was being held at the Whyte Wyrm, and you’d been invited by Toni and Fangs to come at around nine pm, but it was now almost midnight and you were only just walking up to the parking lot. You’d had a few drinks at home before you left, in hopes it would raise your confidence and it did.

You were greeted loudly by Toni and Cheryl who both walked up to you with a drunken smile on their faces. “I didn’t think you were coming!” Toni slurred as she slung her arm around your mid back. You copied her actions around her shoulders and chuckled. “Neither did I” you then replied. Cheryl beamed up at you, her red lip stick slightly smudged from making out with Toni half the night. You were about to say something else when you spotted Jughead, Betty and Kevin across the lot and you almost couldn’t believe your eyes. They spotted you at around the same time and soon you were all in a big circle with Kevin’s arms wrapped drunkenly around you. “(Y/N)!” he beamed. You leaned your chin on his shoulder and at the same time your eyes locked with Sweet Pea’s from across the parking lot, making your heart skip a beat.

(gif) he was sitting on his motor bike with his elbow leaning against the handle and his gaze was set fully on you. Other serpents surrounded him, laughing and chatting away but he didn’t take any notice of it, his eyes were fixed and he looked upset. Why? you didn’t know but as you pulled away from Kevin the view of Sweet Pea was blocked but his gaze was still fresh in your mind. “Let’s go inside and have another drink!” shouted Kevin, causing the rest of the group to whoop in agreement. Jug, Betty, Toni, Cheryl and Kevin began to make their way inside but you stayed put, your feet then taking you over to where Sweet Pea sat.

“Hey” you smiled small, not sure what his reaction would be. Pea raised his eyebrows at you then folded his arms across his chest. “Hi” was all he said and the tension in the air was beginning to rise. You had no idea why, but he almost seemed angry with you. Pea’s dark eyes looked you up and down slyly but you noticed and it made you slightly blush. “Aren’t you gonna go inside with Kevin?” he asked. “Oh yeah soo-” you stopped mid sentence, realizing Pea had only said Kevin’s name and said it with a hint of venom in his voice. Instead of finishing your sentence, you side eyed Sweet Pea curiously. He avoided your gaze and kicked his heel against the pavement.

Was he jealous? no way, don’t be stupid (Y/N). “Well? go on then.” Pea muttered. You couldn’t believe the way he was acting, he was always so nice and open with you, but it felt like he was hiding something. “Why do you want me to go so bad?” you asked, you now also folding your arms across your chest. “Well clearly that Kevin guy has a thing for you so what the hell are you waiting for?” Pea replied, his voice slightly raising towards the end of his sentence and you stood there completely shell shocked. It seemed like he was jealous! but you wanted to know for sure. “Maybe he does, jealous?” you retorted. Sweet Pea scoffed and rolled his eyes, but the whole time he still hadn’t looked at you and he didn’t deny it either.

“Just piss off (Y/L/N). I’m not in the mood” Sweet Pea then got up from where he was sitting on his bike, swung his leg over the leather seat and started up his bike. You looked at him in disbelief, not only had he used your surname but also told you to piss off, something Pea had never said to you before. Instead of firing back, you decided to drop it. Your feelings were already hurt and you didn’t want to risk them getting hurt some more. “Jerk” was the last thing you said to him before you turned around and made your way into the Whyte Wyrm without another glance back at him. You didn’t see it, but Sweet Pea watched you walk away from him with a look of longing in his eyes before he took off angrily down the road towards a mystery destination.

• • •

It was now three o’clock in the morning and you lay in your bed in your dark bedroom with your head spinning. Not only had you got atrociously drunk, but your mind was on Sweet Pea for the rest of the night and the thought of him being jealous of Kevin. It excited you to the point where your stomach wouldn’t stop flipping, but it also angered you the way that he treated you. You rolled over on top of your sheets, only wearing a pair of thin cotton boxers as you tried your best to get to sleep, but it was short lived as your phone vibrated under your pillow.

You took it out with a small groan and squinted your eyes at the bright screen. A text from Sweet Pea made your heart do another flip and you unlocked your phone to see what he had said.

Are you up?

You replied quickly.

Yep

Was all you said, as you felt he didn’t deserve anything more than one worded answers right now. Your phone vibrated seconds later.

Look out your window

At his next text, you shot up out of bed and over to your window where you peered through the window pane. Down below Sweet Pea was standing on your front lawn with a small smirk on his face. “What the hell,” you whispered to yourself as you quietly unlatched your window and slid it all the way up. Sweet Pea then began to climb up the tree near your window and before you knew it he was sitting on your window sill with gleam in his eye. “Sweets, what are you doing here?” you whisper shouted, taking a step back so he could come inside. He slid the window closed behind him and turned around to face you.

“Well I wanted to… see you after… like I thought what I said was… you know?” Pea stumbled over his words then rubbed at the back of his neck nervously. You couldn’t help but notice his leather jacket and dark plaid shirt ride up to reveal his nicely defined v lines, but you quickly snapped yourself out of it. Not only were you confused about Sweet Pea being here at three in the morning to apologize, but he was stumbling over his words and you’d never seen him do that before.

“Okay…” was all you could think to say. Sweet Pea looked at you with a nervous look in his eyes, then you noticed him rake your body up and down with eyes and you soon came to realize you were standing in front of him, basically naked if it wasn’t for your navy blue boxers. “Oh,” you blurted out, you then reached for the nearest pillow and lay it over your junk, hoping he hadn’t noticed, but he did. Sweet Pea smirked, some of his confidence returning. “Nice jammies” he teased, causing you to roll your eyes. “Shut up” you replied before you sat down against the edge of your bed. He followed your actions cautiously and the sound of his leather jacket struggling against his toned biceps made you want to dribble.

You leaned your elbows against the pillow that was now resting on your knees and sighed. “Sweets… I appreciate you coming to say sorry… if that’s what you wanna call it. But I have to ask, were you really jealous?” You turned to look at him as you asked your question and his jaw clenched in nervousness. “Uh, well I…” he began to fumble over his words and you thought it was actually really sexy. “No not really… sort of… um, I think that you would not like it if I was?” Pea finished as he looked over you, swallowing a lump in his throat.

As much as you didn’t want to, you couldn’t help but laugh a little at his terrible grammar. Pea looked down at your hands then back up at your face, his own little smile breaking out across his handsome face. He then sighed in frustration and rubbed at his forehead. “It’s not funny (Y/N)” he said through gritted teeth and you could tell he was frustrated with himself. The more he stumbled and became frustrated, the more you began to swoon. “I know, you’re just being really… cute” Your heart flipped as you admitted what you were thinking, and it seemed that Pea’s did as well.

He turned to look at you fully this time and his bottom lip was caught sexily between his teeth. You were about to say something to recover from what you just said, but before you could get the words out Sweet Pea pressed his lips firmly against yours, and you died a little inside from bliss. You wasted no time in kissing back and before you knew it, Pea had you pressed down against the mattress of your bed, the coolness of his leather jacket raising goosebumps all over your skin.

Your tongues slid against each others, causing Pea to whisper moan against your lips, making your hormones run wild. Your hands dragged up the back of his neck and into his thick dark hair, you pulled at the roots roughly, wanting to feel more of him if it was even possible. “Fuck sweets” you drawled out against his lips, making him yearn for you even more. He pulled away from your lips slowly and stared into your eyes. “I was jealous before, but now I couldn’t care less” he whispered, making your heart flutter in your chest. Pea smiled shyly down at you and you reached around and pinched his cheek.

“I’m sorry for telling you to piss off, all these… feelings make me-” you shushed him sweetly, causing his shy smile to intensify. You’d never knew Pea could be so shy and cute at the same time, but you loved it. “Feelings?” you inquired and he nodded, his eyes moving down to your lips. “Yeah, I’ve liked you for… a while now (Y/N)” and that was all you needed to hear. You placed your hands on either side of his face and made him look at you. “Me too sweets” you replied, and instead of him kissing you, he lay his head in the crook of your neck and rubbed his face against your skin.

You could tell he was just as flustered as you were, but you wouldn’t have it any other way. You laced your fingers through his hair and closed your eyes in heavenly bliss, hoping this would never end.

A/N: I love this one personally and I hope all of you do too. Feed back and requests are appreciated and I’m thinking about doing a part two?

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Paralyzed (Bucky x Male Reader)

Summary: You tend to freeze around your crush a lot. Maybe a song will help

A/N: This is my first post on here! I hope you enjoy it! Also the song used is called Paralyzed by Big Time Rush.

Having your crush think you hate them was the biggest mistake of your life. You didn’t mean for it to end up this way but life had a way of messing with you. It all started the first day you meet Bucky. You were sitting in the living room scrolling through your phone when he walked in. You heard about the man from Steve and the rest of the Avengers. You were an Avenger yourself but a more “Call me if you need me.” member. So you never actually saw how he looked. “Oh, you must be Y/N? I’m Bucky.” He said causing you to turn around to him staring at you. The moment your eyes meet you instantly fell in love with him. This is why you stared at him wide-eyed before speed walking out of the room. Sadly you had the unfortunate tendency to get paralyzed every time you saw a crush of yours. Meaning you never actually talked to any of them. You tried to talk to Bucky but every time he looked at you your confidence fell to the floor and you quickly left the scene. It didn’t take long for the rest of the Avengers to see you in action. It confused all of them to see you avoid Bucky like the plague especially Steve. This is why you were being seated in the conference room with Steve and Tony at the moment. “I already told you guys I don’t hate Bucky!” You exclaimed leaning back in your chair. You were always asked the same question and it irritated you. Of course, you can’t blame them since you never gave them a straight answer. “You say you don’t hate him. But leaving the room the moment he walks in doesn’t say much else. You see the problem here?” Tony said waving his hand around the room emphasizing why you were dragged in here in the first place. “Bucky’s a good man Y/N. I know his past isn’t the greatest but he’s trying to make up for it. You don’t have to be friends with him just… give him a chance okay?” Steve pleaded, giving you a small smile though you could see the hurt in his eyes. Steve was probably the most hurt by your actions since he and Bucky go way back. You opened your mouth to say something but decided against it. Instead, you mumbled a small okay before walking out of the room and heading straight to yours. Though you weren’t at the tower a lot they still wanted you to have a room letting you know you were always welcomed. As you turned the corner you found yourself bumping into someone. “Sorry, my-” You started before you looked up and saw you bumped into none other than Bucky himself. You immediately looked at the ground avoiding his gaze. “Sorry.” You said quickly before speed walking away from him. + + + + Bucky watched as you walked down the hall, your form slowly getting smaller before disappearing completely. He let out a heavy sigh as he turned his head back to where you were standing. Bucky was used to people avoid him considering his past. Though watching you do it hurt him more than it should have. Though that was probably because he had a small crush on you. He continued walking down the hall finding the conference room door wide open. Walking closer he could make out the voice of Tony and Steve who seemed to be talking about you. “I think he’s scared of me,” Bucky said leaning against the doorway catching the attention of Steve and Tony. Steve let out a small sigh. “Could be. I’m sorry Buck.” Bucky waved him off. “It’s not your fault. I’m… used to it. even if it’s from an Avenger.” He said trying not to sound as hurt as he felt. + + + + After locking yourself in your room you fell onto your bed, letting out a long groan. You knew you had to tell Bucky sooner or later. With your other crushes you usually never saw them the next school year and could forget they ever existed. But Bucky? you couldn’t forget him you didn’t want to forget him. So with that, you dragged yourself to your desk and began writing. You were a singer in a band before you joined the Avengers. The team would always want to hear you sing whenever it was brought up but you were too shy to do it. Whenever you got a crush you always wrote a song about them and kept it in a binder in your house. You never performed those or your other original songs cause of nerves. This week though all of that would change. It didn’t take you long to write the song which surprised you. “Okay, now to show the band.” You said to yourself as you grabbed your bag and stuffed the papers in. You opened your door and did a quick peek outside seeing if Bucky was coming down the hall. Once the coast looked clear you stepped into the hallway and made a beeline to the elevator. Finding your bandmates was also a walk in the park. Since all of them were roommates anyway and never left home. You showed them the song and they were ecstatic to perform it. So that week while you were out of the tower you and your bandmates worked on the song till it was perfect. Now the only hard part was performing it. + + + + It was about a month after the talk with Tony and Steve and things were… progressing between you and Bucky. Now you could be in the room with him for at most two minutes before running away! The team didn’t like how short the time was but it was some progress. The Avengers were in the living room talking amongst themselves when you barged into the room catching everyone’s attention. “You okay Y/N?” Natasha asked still moving the bowl of popcorn out of Clint’s reach. You took a deep breath and collected yourself. “My band is having a show tonight and I want you all to come and watch me!” You said as fast as you could before your confidence ran out. The room fell silent for a minute before everyone started cheering. It surprised you how eager they were to hear you sing. With that, you told them all to get dressed and gave them the location before leaving the room. You mentally high-fived yourself for getting this far. Now all you had to do was sing the song and confess to your crush at the same time. + + + + “Dude you are shaking more than usual.” Brett, your guitarist, said while he messed around with his instrument. Brett and you have been friends ever since you were kids so he knew what was up when you gave them the song. You took a deep breath while fiddling with the mic in your hand. “I have so many first happening today. My first time singing a song in front of the avengers, my first time performing an original song, my first time telling a crush I like them? It’s… a lot to handle at once.” You admitted feeling a little bit better after getting it off your chest. Brett gives you a kind smile. “Y/N your gonna do great. Just remember to breathe and know that I will always have your back. Okay?” You smiled at his kind words feeling yourself relax more. You were going to say something else but a voice signaling your band to come on stage stopped you. “Well, no turning back now.” You joked as you took one final breath before walking onto the stage. Immediately you see the Avengers all seated at a table closest to the stage all wearing a suit or a dress. Seeing Bucky in a black suit with his hair tied back almost made you faint on the spot but you had a job to do. After the clapping died down you cleared your throat and began your little speech before the show. “Hey everyone it’s good to be back! So today is a special occasion not only because we have earth’s greatest defenders here with us tonight but we’re also performing our first original song!” The amount of clapping and wooing you heard was almost deafening. Though you didn’t know if they were clapping about the song or the people. “The lyrics are pretty self-explanatory so I won’t bore you with the meaning. Without further ado here’s our song Paralyzed!” With that, you signaled to your band to begin playing the song. As the song began to play you took one last breath and closed your eyes feeling the music flow through you. It was now or never. + + + + To say the Avengers were excited to hear you would be an understatement. They were practically bouncing in their seats like little kids waiting to hear you sing. Well except for Bucky who tried to keep a neutral look but anyone could see he didn’t want to be there. Before they left he told Steve that you probably didn’t want him to come but invited him anyway to be nice. Steve could see the look on Bucky’s face and tried to reassure him. “Come on Buck. We’re here now aren’t we? Might as well enjoy it right?” He reasoned giving Bucky a small smile. Bucky rolled his eyes in response but tried to get comfortable. Though he thought you hated him, he did want to hear your voice. Even if it would never be directed towards him. You, you walked into the room On a Friday afternoon That’s when I saw you for the first time And I was paralyzed The moment those words left your mouth the Avengers were surprised by how good you sounded. Though Bucky furrowed his brows as he thought about the first time he met you. “Could he? No that can’t be it.” Bucky reasoned with himself trying to focus on your voice instead of the lyrics. I had a million things to say But none of them came out that day ‘Cause I was never one of those guys That always had the best lies Bucky once again thought about the first time you too met and how the lyrics seemed to fit. Though he once again wrote it off as a really weird coincidence. Right? I try to speak, but boy you got me tongue-tied I try to breathe but I’m f-f-f-frozen inside I try to move but I’m stuck in my shoes You got me paralyzed, paralyzed, p-p-p-paralyzed

I see you walking, but all you do is pass me by Can’t even talk, cause words don’t come into my mind I’d make a move if I had the guts to But I’m paralyzed, paralyzed, p-p-p-paralyzed As you sang those lyrics the Avengers started to piece things together. They went wide-eyed when the realization hit them. It was a love song. A love song about Bucky. Now I learned a lot from my mistake Never let a good thing slip away I’ve had a lot of time to look back And my only regret is Not telling you what I was going through But you didn’t even know that “I think this is about you, Buck,” Steve whispered during the second chorus, playfully jabbing his friend in the side. Bucky barely registered Steve’s voice as his mind tried to wrap around the fact that you didn’t hate him. In fact, it was the total opposite. As the years go by I think about you all the time, whoa If I get the chance I hope I won’t be paralyzed, paralyzed by you Bucky watched as you closed your eyes, finally feeling all your confidence return with a vengeance. When you opened your eyes your E/C ones were staring into his blue ones. You walked into the room On a Friday afternoon Bucky couldn’t help the smile that crept onto his lips as he watched you. The rest of the Avengers spent the time looking between you and Bucky still shocked by the love confession. “I think it’s safe to say no one was expecting this?” Clint whispered to the team who all just slowly nodded in agreement. When the song ended there was silence for a small moment before the crowd went wild. Bucky watched you breathing heavily, your eyes still trained on his. Without much thought, Bucky got up from his seat and walked to the stage causing the room to fall silent. Bucky could see the worry in your eyes as he got close to you. Though it only lasted for a small moment before the man pressed his lips to yours. The crowd once again went crazy including the Avengers who were more than happy to see the two of you together. “I thought you hated me.” Bucky breathed out as he rested his forehead on yours. You chuckled slightly still trying to catch your breath from the song and the kiss. “I don’t hate you Bucky. I’m just an idiot.” “Well, you are my idiot now doll.” He said before pressing his lips to yours again.

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Party Favor (Thor x Male Reader)

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Summary: Seeing your ex puts a damper on your mood luckily Thor knows how to help.

A/N: Okay this took way longer than I expected it to take! Hope you enjoy! "Y/N. You know I would not ask this of you if it wasn't important." Thor insisted, giving you a warm smile. You let out a heavy sigh. You honestly had no idea why Thor was trying so hard to get you to go. Parties weren't your thing. You would have outright turned him down if it wasn't for your crush on the god. In all honesty, you couldn't see what made you so special to him. You were just a waiter at a local diner which is how you met Thor. He came there often to try 'Midgardian food' as he put it. While he ate he would often tell the wait staff stories from Asgard and since you were the only one that actually listened he grew fond of you. Eventually, Thor asked you to hang out outside of the diner and your bond only got stronger from there. So when Thor came to you after closing, wanting you to come to Starks party you knew you couldn't say no. Though that didn't stop you from trying. "Thor I appreciate your offer I really do but you know me. The party scene just isn't me." You said as you continued to wipe down the tables. Thor thought for a moment before a huge grin appeared on his face. "One time. Let me take you to this one party as my guest. After tonight I won't ask this of you ever again. Agreed?" You stared at his blue eyes full of hope and knew you weren't getting out of this. You let out a small groan as you pinched the bridge of your nose. "I'll see if I have a suit at home." - Though you couldn't find a suit you luckily found some dress pants and a button-up. Thor flew the two of you to the party since it already started and finding a taxi would just be a waste of money. Not that you hated flying with him as it gave you an excuse to hold him but you much preferred to stay on the ground. Once you entered the building you immediately went to the bar and got a drink. You and Thor started to chat mostly about random things Thor thought of. Though you could see Thor stealing glances at the other Avengers on the other side of the room. "Thor go talk to your other friends!" You said waving your hand in the direction of the other Avengers. Thor began to say something but you cut him off. "I'll be fine right here. You deserve to have fun." Thor stared at you for a little bit thinking of something to say before letting out a small chuckle. "All right, but I will break that shell of yours's my friend." He said before walking away from the bar. You knew Thor meant well but you liked your solitude versus the crowds that seemed to follow the god. Though that was something you liked about him. Thor loved talking about things he learned about earth or things he did on Asgard. You didn't talk much so having someone do the talking for you was welcomed. "Y/N is that you?" A voice called to you grabbing you from your thoughts. You turned your head and your heart dropped at the familiar face. It was your ex. "Oh uh hi!" You said still surprised to see him here. This was another reason why you didn't go to parties. The possibility of having awkward conversations with exes. "Hey, I didn't expect you to be here! Considering your intense hatred for parties and all. Are you still working at the old diner?" He asked taking a seat next to you. You started at him for a second before averting your eyes to the drink in your hand. "Yeah." You said quietly. You knew what he was doing and decided to just get the interaction over with. You heard a satisfied grunt from him before he placed a hand on your shoulder. "Sorry to hear that not. But think about it not everyone can make it in life so you're not alone." With that, he patted your shoulder before getting up and walking away. You kept your eyes on your drink for a while letting his words sink in. While he was an employee for a big business you were just a measly waiter. People would remember his name but you? You would luckily if your boss even remembered your name. "Y/N!" Thor yelled shocking you out of your thoughts. When did he get back to the bar? You then looked at the table noticed a few

more glasses in front of you. "Are you all right? You seemed lost in thought." Thor asked concern laced in his words. You gave him a shrug. "I'm fine just ran into an ex who wanted to rub in how successful he is." You stated putting your glass on the table. "Where is he?" Thor asked clenching his fist. You rarely saw Thor this angry so you were surprised that this triggered him. You of course remember that a god is ready to fight a man who will die if he decided to start a fight. "It's all right Thor besides there was nothing you could do. What was I going to do? tell you Hey Thor! That's my ex. Make out with me and make him jealous!" You joked resting your arms on the counter trying to calm him down. Thor was quiet for a while before he grabbed your seat and turned you back to him. "Thor?" You asked staring into his blue eyes trying to figure out his intentions. Thor kept his gaze on you for what felt like forever before he grabbed your chin and smashed his lips against yours. Your eyes widened at the feeling of his lips against yours but you quickly gave in. You put your hands on his biceps to deepen the kiss causing Thor to smirk against your lips. Thor then used his other hand to gently grip your thigh. You let out a small gasp giving Thor the chance to push his tongue into your mouth. You could taste the beer that he was drinking but you couldn't care less. After a while, you gently pushed Thor away and caught your breath. Thor let out a small laugh watching you try to make sense of the situation. "Thor... I was joking when I said it." "I am aware," Thor said nonchalantly before asking the bartender for another beer. You tilted your head narrowing your eyes at the god. Thor let out another laugh this one louder than before. "If I'm being completely honest I noticed your attraction to me a while ago. I was just looking for the right moment to finally court you." "You like me?" You asked your eyes never leaning his. You wanted to think this was some kind of trick but you could tell he was being sincere. Never in your life did you think a god would ever find you attractive. Thor gave you a small nod. "Of course! I was planning on telling you after the festivities when I brought you home but I like this outcome much more." "But why me? I'm just your average civilian." You said your confusion only deepening. Thor just gave you a bright smile. "Which I love about you! When I'm with the Avengers I'm Thor the god of thunder. On Asgard, I am their king but with you." Thor reaches out a hand to gently rub your cheek. "With you, I am at peace. I don't have to worry about saving the world or ruling over a kingdom. All i have to worry about is making sure you feel loved." You continued to stare at Thor before realizing that you should probably say something. "Wow, I uh never realized I meant so much to you." Then there was a comfortable silence between the two of you. The party becoming nothing more than a blurred background. "Hey, Thor since we're pretty much dating now. You wanna introduce me to your friends?" Thor gave you the biggest grin he ever had before practically dragging you to the other Avengers.

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Paralyzed (Bucky x Male Reader)

Summary: You tend to freeze around your crush a lot. Maybe a song will help

A/N: This is my first post on here! I hope you enjoy it! Also the song used is called Paralyzed by Big Time Rush.