aim and ignite

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“flirting” aka staring at u and when u look back at me i look away very fast so u wont see that i was staring at u

*gas mask breathing noises* you know where the nearest taco bell is

*muffled plague doctor mask noises* down the block to the left

Ahead of their time

Weird how opening spotify in a web browser with a decent ad blocker allows you to skip ads just like would happen if you had premium. Sure hope no one takes advantage of that.

Sure hope nobody modifies the hosts file in C:\Windows\system32\drivers\etc to block Spotify ads in the app…

PSST! HERE’S A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO BLOCK SPOTIFY ON WINDOWS!

aw man I sure hope nobody learns to do that

that’s so messed up that people would do that

in fact, let’s spread it everywhere so everyone knows not to do that

and everyone knows exactly what to do so that they don’t do that

foolproof plan

I don’t know who Megan Kelly is but I wanna piss her off

dis bitch

“Verifiable fact” 😭😂

I’d PISS ON HER tbh

btw Saint Nicholas, whom Santa Claus is based on, was a black guy

and we don’t know exactly what jesus looked like, but here’s an artistic reconstruction of an average 20-something male from his ethnic group at the time

DOES THIS LOOK FUCKING WHITE TO YOU

I want this post everywhere

jesus was represented more or less accurately as an ethnically jewish arab man up until the reign of pope alexander vi, in the late 15th century. since he was viciously persecuting roman jews during this time, alexander wanted to make them less sympathetic to the public, and did so in part by ordering that portrayals of jesus be based off of his son, cesare borgia.

the reason “jesus is white” is because someone purposefully attempted to alter the perception of history to benefit his goal of persecuting a targeted ethnic group.

Ooh, interesting historical note.

I don’t usually share posts like this but I always want to piss off Megan Kelly

Canon Santa not fanon Santa

The bible canon’s been muddled so much that Jesus could be a bald asian trans woman for all we know

I can’t tell if this is serious

It's very serious. The HK's are using Pepe as a resistance symbol

Pepe redemption

Pepe Redemption Arc, Season 2.

bella: im so excited to see the baby i literally broke my spine and died for!

it:

lmaooooo,,, leave resume alone 😩

RESUME

but if i don’t hyperfixate i’ll get depressed and die

*runs out of hyperfixations* oh god oh fuck *lies in bed feeling empty and useless for 48 hours*

Weird to see people talk about stimming as if it is always an active choice and never an involuntary/compulsive/unconscious action

Idk maybe I'm overthinking it but it just seems weird to talk about stimming as a thing you always choose to do for fun when so many of us are treated like shit for not being able to suppress our stimming

There's an excellent post going around that I'll probably reblog once I get to desktop about how constant hyperawareness of the state of the world is actually a form of self harm and that people should learn to turn off and disengage.

Immediately after reading that post, the literal next post on my dash was a horrifically upsetting state-of-the-world post with the caption "don't you DARE scroll past this".

If we're going to acknowledge how damaging constant awareness of the horrors of the world is, we also need to acknowledge the whole damn reblog guilting / reblog coercion thing and what a massive part it plays in compulsory hypervigilance. It is absurdly difficult if not impossible for a hell of a lot of people to feel okay with disengaging when they're being heckled and guilted and judged in the reblog chain of a post for doing so.

okay i’ll bite.

if you want the rewards of being my lover you have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of zigazig ah 

what the fuck