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microdosing on catholicism by quoting the jennifer’s body “saint jude patron saint of lost causes give me the power to crush this bitch” line whenever im faced with a task i don’t wanna do 

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the gay man flag is so pretty..... best flag 🥺

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quick reminders about Greek mythology:

  • Persephone is black/has dark skin
  • Haphaestus is disabled and has some mental illness(es)
  • Gaia is black/has dark skin
  • Hades is disabled
  • Zeus is a rapist [ on multiple occasions ]
  • Eros is pansexual
  • Athena is most likely asexual
  • Dionysus is bisexual
  • all of the nymphs are nonbinary
  • Persephone is the goddess of spring growth
  • Thanatos is the god of death, not Hades

A few more:

  • Artemis is most likely asexual and aromantic (some interpretations lend themselves to demisexual)
  • Poseidon is also a serial rapist
  • In fact, the only one of the Big Three who isn’t is Hades
  • Hades is not a terrible person (certainly not when compared to his family)
  • Persephone is scarier/more widely feared than Hades ever was
  • Apollo is not straight
  • Zeus is not straight
  • Heracles is not straight
  • Eros has a twin brother named Anteros, and he is the god of requited love
  • Since Persephone is woc it follows that at least one of her parents (Zeus and/or Demeter) is also poc
  • Hera is not a “nagging wife” she is one of many of Zeus’ victims, and she takes her (justified) anger out on the wrong person
  • Thanatos is the god of peaceful death
  • Hestia exists. And is important.
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Pepehands i wish my insurance covered top surgery i dont even know if it does or not kentucky sucks dont come here

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i wanna fix up my tumblr theme but also eeeeehggggggggg....... idc

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rosetta222

"no Jemma you can't just make these intentionally abominable descendants of humanity into anime boys"

"watch me"

Species from the book All Tomorrows by Nemo Ramjet (or C.M. Kosemen)

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otherwindow

accidentally fell into somebody’s chimney

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mega-taiga

They really said

i love how OP is wailing over being set on fire but manages to remember to close the door behind him when he leaves the house.

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