You can buy sims 4 for 4.79 for the next two days (March 17-19 2019)

You can only reblog this today.

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

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you can only reblog this once

death of a bachelor is a good song

it’s a song about a dude being fucking stoked to marry his fiance and poking fun at the ‘marriage is the end right fellas’ culture by saying ‘guess ill die then! worth it!’ and i think that’s neat

Gluten free bread label: GF Bread

me: girlfriend bread…

im always scared terfs will follow me. am i loud enough about hating terfs? can you ever be loud enough about hating terfs?

if ur a terf unfollo me

y’all are really just out here being shorter than 5’8” that’s wild

You really just out here being taller than 5'8" huh thats wild

This is the greatest progression of events I have ever read, where’s my historical gay romance novel about this

KING JAMES, CAN YOU CHILL?

Local King Cannot Stop Promoting His Boyfriend

where’s the lush period drama about this series of events?

fun thing about king James, this guy was fairly public about his bf (more public than what was acceptable). He threw lots of extravagant parties with his man on his arm. It pissed off the church obviously so to get them off his back, he’s the one that ordered the third translation of the Bible from Hebrew to English (the King James Version aka the Authorized Version) so the Bible every hot blooded all American Christian reads today was literally just written so a very gay king could fuck his boyfriend in peace.

oh my god this is hilarious

“guys, guys. I know this looks kinda gay, and i promise i have a good explanation for all this, but have you considered… that jesus… is also gay? checkmate, heteros.”

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having adhd sucks man like i just can’t. DO things…… Can’t Do Shit Disease!!! Disorder Syndrome!!

Found this on a subreddit and I nearly fucking choked.

Reblog to yeet away your followers’ dysphoria.

I love three (3) things

1. BREAD

2. RATS

3. GIRLS

and that’s that on that

reblog if you’re a lesbian, support lesbians, or think ted bundy is ugly