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Summary
Kim gets pinned between Chay and a hard place.
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at long last, i have finished “kim beats up some guys and chay gets horny about it” fic >:D kim experiences ALL the inconvenient feelings, but at least he gets kissed about it too.
8k, canon-typical violence, SO many kisses and tears. enjoy!
Men will spend 25% of their day thinking about how they could American sniper their way out of the zombie apocalypse no problem and then they’ll walk into the bathroom and miss the toilet from half a foot away
Men will be like “I would NEVER murder someone but if I did I know exactly how I’d get away with it” and then one day you’ll be in a situation with them where they need to mop a floor and they won’t even know how
if the macauchay fics are tagged for both pairings putting otp: true in other tags to include will give you just the kimchay, don't know if you knew that already? it filters all other pairings when you search a pairing tag
there's also other tags to exclude where you can pick macauchay
if the author tags kimchay only while it's actually macauchay blocking should come with a physical smack for the author
i do, but thanks anyways nonny! 😂❤❤
i thank the exclusion tags every day but tbh my bigger complaint is that people are doing it just to be dicks :( at one point there were several anti-kim macauchay writers who deliberately tagged kimchay so that people looking for kimchay would read their fics and ~see the truth~ or whatever. i honestly dont know if people are still doing that or just tagging excessively and improperly, i just mute right away because i don't have time or patience for any of that
(and agreed lol, one smack upside the head for the people who are tagging specifically to step on other fans' toes >:7)
i have to admit it was very fair for the spider to jump at me when i went to kill it except 1) spiders are not allowed to do that and 2) i will Not be sleeping tonight
can you believe its been two years and people are STILL tagging their macauchay fanfics as kimchay
Anyone else feel like things have been Very recently? Like it's all just getting a little Too for me
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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1
The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.
So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.
So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.
Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.
And the probe is working again.
From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.
Do you have any recommendations for thai dramas?
sure thing! as someone who's seen a few thai dramas [read: 100+] i can usually find the right show to fit someone's tastes.
here are some great shows i always recommend starting with:
Bad Buddy (12 episodes): Rivals to Lovers, Romantic Comedy, Gay/Bi Characters, Secret Relationship, University Setting, inspired by Romeo & Juliet, 'Oh' moment of all time, Confession scene of all time
3 Will Be Free (10 episodes): Polytriad Romance, M/M/F Romance, Bisexuality, Crime / Underworld Setting, Road Trip, Found Family, Revenge, Trans Antihero Character, shows that rewired my brain
KinnPorsche (14 episodes): Enemies to Lovers, Gay/Bi Characters, Mob Boss/Bodyguard Romance, Hijinks and Shenanigans, Murder Husbands, Sexual Tension, the sex is integral to the character development i promise
My School President (12 episodes): Wholesome Romance, One-Sided Rivalry, Trope Subversion, Pining, High School Setting, Feelings Realization, Healthy Relationships, a bit like netflix's heartstopper but 10x better
Not Me (14 episodes): Anti-Fascist Vigilantes, Rivals to Lovers, Crime Setting, Hidden Identity, Found Family, Mystery, Revenge, Political Commentary, Bi4Bi Romance, Badass Characters, sopping wet men committing violence
i can also give a more personalized rec if there's a particular trope or subgenre you're interested in. the rule of thumb is that if there's an ao3 tag for it, there's probably a thai drama about it too.
strap is such a beautiful noble and sexy word meanwhile dildo sounds like the name of an italian clown 😭
nom nom nom 🐹🌿
[ID text–
"Is that ham processed? If it's processed, I don't want it."
Ma'am, that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. It has no bones, fat, or connective tissue. It is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs, emulsified, liquefied, strained, and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk.
God had no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. The fact that this ham monolith exists proves that God is either impotent to alter His universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in His kingdom.
This prism of pork is more than deli meat. It is a physical declaration of mankind's contempt for the natural order.
It is hubris manifest.
We also have a lower sodium variety if you would prefer that.
End ID.]
