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my friend just told me that there's a secret second dashboard that solely contains posts from people you've turned on post notifications for, and when i click the link in the messages it opens it within the tumblr app, so the tumblr app also has a secret second dashboard for post notification blogs, and the only way to access it is to open the link for it within the app.
i literally love tumblr
This is the funniest thing I've ever read. I would have LOVED to see that
three types of people
Maybe quantum physics is different in a universe where a mob boss built a working supercollider that could create portals to other worlds in 2018
@abominablesnowdude's tags are too good to let vanish
News-Journal, Mansfield, Ohio, May 6, 1929
Various patterns and colors of Trout skin
official fish post
I just learned Indiana (USA) State Fair has a llama costume contest...
I spent the past 15min looking at costumed camelids thanks to you, this is incredible π Thank you for this important piece of llama trivia!
(Hard not to picture a fascinated alien scientist trying to explain to their alien colleagues that these super interesting little monkeys who keep inventing all this strange but complex stuff like smart toasters and online music streaming will also sometimes go "time for me to dress up my pet llama as a banana split" and other hairless monkeys will react like "give that genius a TROPHY." The alien audience blinks. Alien scientist courageously starts explaining each word individually; we'll go back to absorbing that sentence later)
Minnesota State Fair *ALSO* has a llama costume contest that is coming up next week!!
I THOUGHT PEOPLE WERE DRESSING UP AS LLAMAS! THIS IS BETTER!
you stupid fucking idiot i canβt believe you died and got resurrected and are now safely in my arms again. Iβll kill you
I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.
literally has been in my queue for an entire year. you just canβt miss reblogging.
gotta queue this for next year too
Women with swords. You agree. Reblog.
I got to hold a 500,000 year old hand axe at the museum today.
It's right-handed
I am right-handed
There are grooves for the thumb and knuckle to grip that fit my hand perfectly
I have calluses there from holding my stylus and pencils and the gardening tools.
There are sharper and blunter parts of the edge, for different types of cutting, as well as a point for piercing.
I know exactly how to use this to butcher a carcass.
A homo erectus made it
Some ancestor of mine, three species ago, made a tool that fits my hand perfectly, and that I still know how to use.
Who were you
A man? A woman? Did you even use those words?
Did you craft alone or were you with friends? Did you sing while you worked?
Did you find this stone yourself, or did you trade for it? Was it a gift?
Did you make it for yourself, or someone else, or does the distinction of personal property not really apply here?
Who were you?
What would you think today, seeing your descendant hold your tool and sob because it fits her hands as well?
What about your other descendant, the docent and caretaker of your tool, holding her hands under it the way you hold your hands under your baby's head when a stranger holds them.
Is it bizarre to you, that your most utilitarian object is now revered as holy?
Or has it always been divine?
Or is the divine in how I am watching videos on how to knap stone made by your other descendants, learning by example the way you did?
Tomorrow morning I am going to the local riverbed in search of the appropriate stones, and I will follow your example.
The first blood spilled on it will almost certainly be my own, as I learn the textures and rhythm of how it's done.
Did you have cuss words back then? Gods to blaspheme when the rock slips and you almost take your thumbnail off instead? Or did you just scream?
I'm not religious.
But if spilling my own blood to connect with a stranger who shared it isn't partaking in the divine
I don't know what is.
Please watch this.
Shit, Iβve only seen stills of this.
the photoset really didnβt do this scene justice im yelling
this is one of those rare cases where the dub adds deliciousness to the source material
Honestly him pouring out all his pencils onto the desk and looking at the guy expectantly was actually such a power move
why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?
ID: a tweet by Dani Herd (they/them) πβ οΈπ @DaniTheDinosaur. Texting you six unrelated thoughts in a row, all preceded with "Also:" is my love language, and I'm so sorry. β€οΈ/ end ID
high school is soo funny in hindsight. the entire time you're there thinking it's the most important period of your life and then the second you're out you're like well that was fucking stupid
happy 4/20
