Roman: *pushing a door that clearly says pull*
Virgil: *filming him* just push harder
Roman: *pushing a door that clearly says pull*
Virgil: *filming him* just push harder
How Can I Help You?? 🚨
If Tumblr really do change their threading interface I’m going to miss the
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turns out actually I don’t, those threads were hell.
I do, it was like bright colors on a poison animal. Told me to stay away before I got too close.
This is the best response
Deceit: *kisses Remus’ cheek*
Remus: Ah, my snakey is romantic.
Remus: *picks him up and kisses him* You’re so cute.
theres a man in front of me on the bus on tumblr and its wild because i never think about tumblr exisiting outside of my own phone yknow
When you randomly pause a Thomas Sanders video and this is where you land
Thomas Sanders being shirtless under his half-zipped hoodie
A/N prompted by @andysepticeye - nonbinary logan coming out to their supportive bf, roman. also, the first fanfic ive posted in several months
word count: 1055
warnings: accidental misgendering (due to logan not being out)
summary: emotional vulnerability, two insecure partners and the discovery of euphoria.
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Roman shifts closer into Logan’s side and their whole body feels warm. Content. Happy. Roman continues chatting with the others but Logan remains silent, relishing in their boyfriend’s presence.
Everything is perfect, but…
“Isn’t my boyfriend the cutest?” Roman announces to the room as he absentmindedly strokes Logan’s hair. Logan tries not to flinch, tries to choke down the feeling of wrongness.
Virgil grunts an affirmation and Patton coos. “He sure is!”
Logan twitches. Their hand flexes. Tightens. Roman sends them a questioning look and they quickly withdraw, schooling their features from discomfort to neutral, un-tensing their shoulders and releasing their breath.
Roman knows them better than that, though.
jfc: jesus fried chicken
kfc: kesus fucking christ
someone take my remus + vibe check meme allowance away i've made too many someone stop me
my favorite part was Deceit going “Ssssssssuck up!” to Patton when he was buttering up Roman like
Deceit
pal
your name isn’t Jealousy, calm thy snaketits
Snake tits.
Snake titties.
Snitties
Tough snitties (snake titties)
Roman, you good, fahm?
No, but that’s unrelated to the snake tits.
Snits
Ok, but consider:
Snipples
I’m sorry I couldn’t hear you over the snake titties clapping together what was that @dabub167
hhhng, Thomas, im trying to win a court case but I’m
and the clap of my
is distracting the judge
i’m going to get hella buff just so I can suplex all of u
Understandable, have a nice day
Great news! This fandom is canceled :D
no one on this thread is free of sin
Deceit:
I arrive to the court room.
Suit: on
Patton: pissed off
Roman: thirsty
Virgil: anxious
Logan: nowhere
Snitties: out
Hotel: trivago
Deceit: oh
Sorry Patton but that’s
Cursed. All of you.
omg i hate this fandom
god, i love this fandom
I simultaneously hate and love this fandom
I mean y'all like,,, asked for this
I don’t know how to react to this and the art is making it worse
I hate this entire thread-
Snits out for the court
ASDFGHJKL
IT GOT WORSE AND BETTER SOMEHOW
I…
I NEED!
HERE HE COMES
sexy goofbal shirtless deeyeet
I love this fandom so much.
thomas im so sorry
B’)
I’m just gonna leave,,,this here..
oh my lord i can’t believe i had to go into the notes of this post to find this specific thread
The mouth is ripped open with one of Deceits hunting knifes