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Xiao Zhen Xie said she was standing at a traffic crossing on Market Street on Wednesday when a man punched her in the face. The 76-year-old grabbed a stick to defend herself and began beating the man. [x]
I thought it was Ed Sheren
Right... When you replay routes and u end up with higher simp levels from before... So ya gotta put all those energy to good use-
Asra is just, pure heavenly bliss, so I'll give him a halo bc why not-
Cassius for @dreamer-rena-artz ‘s Myths of Vesuvia AU!! I had real fun designing this outfit, and it took many days to finish but I think the end result is worth it~
hiiii this is an epic art collab with me and @notaguitarfret !! they did the lineart for chandler, which i colored… then i did the lineart for mac, which they colored! i love zir art so much this truly was a pog collab tysm gale uwu
bonus haha funny meme under the cut
When people call you a “snowflake” just remember they’re quoting Fight Club, a satire written by a gay man about how male fragility causes men to destroy themselves, resent society, and become radicalized, and that Tyler Durden isn’t the hero but a personification of the main character’s mental illness, and that his “snowflake” speech is a dig at how fascists use dehumanizing language to breed loyalty from insecure people.
So basically people who say “snowflake” as an insult are quoting a domestic terrorist who blows up skyscrapers because he’s insecure about how good he is in bed.
muriel really lives in my head rent free. RENT FREE!! he’s rattling around in my empty head all the time
reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)
OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.
YOOOOOOO
I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS
LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL
IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS
holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS.
I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT
SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP
WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????
ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE
THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.
GUYS.
HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER
20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.
GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.
I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.
OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG
worth a shot huh
WHY THE HELL NOT
i literally only use tumblr for this and the stupidest thing happened when i did cause a few months later it came true and like. that never would have happened so lets try this one more time to see
reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)
OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.
YOOOOOOO
I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS
LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL
IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS
holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS.
I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT
SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP
WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????
ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE
THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.
GUYS.
HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER
20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.
GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.
I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.
OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG
worth a shot huh
WHY THE HELL NOT
i literally only use tumblr for this and the stupidest thing happened when i did cause a few months later it came true and like. that never would have happened so lets try this one more time to see
reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)
OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.
YOOOOOOO
I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS
LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL
IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS
holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS.
I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT
SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP
WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????
ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE
THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.
GUYS.
HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER
20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.
GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.
I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.
OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG
worth a shot huh
WHY THE HELL NOT
Hello, so this weird bean is me, Ciel. I’m 18 years old transgender guy in a need of funds for top surgery.
It might be happening this February if only I get money.
I am unemployed due to my physical disability and can’t really get a job other than online. This only makes things more difficult.
I already got almost enough to pay the bill but once again, I need to spend a lot of cash on my medication which keeps leaving me behind.
I hate asking for ‘money’ but it’s somewhat an emergency. It’s very important to me to get that damn surgery and it’s really heckin expensive.
I’ll be grateful for even 1-5 dollars, seriously, any help IS help.
I am not very talented in art field but I can draw you something if you want!! If you can donate even 5 cents, I will love you forever.
15/1500
Don’t think I’ll make it D:
Please boost, it’s insanely important to me
30/1500
50/1500
I’ll do whatever you want for money just please dm me.
I can try drawing, singing, eat tidepods I don’t know, I’ll do anything if you ask me for it and help
Friend has the sad???!!??!!!!!
I’m coming friend I’ll save you from the sad!!
I am here now you’re going to be okay!!!
You are so beautiful and i love you!!!
I needed this.
Everyone needs this.
me @ everyone who is having a bad time rn
You all matter and are valid!
I never want to draw Sam’s hair ever again q.q
Also! Multiplayer is out! ヽ( ｡ ヮﾟ)ノ
Description: A special little meal. Game ingredients: Tortilla, Sea Cucumber, Blue Jazz This recipe restores 100 Health, 45 Energy, and increases your Luck by +3. It sells for 250g and can be obtained from the Cooking Channel. Difficulty: Medium, 1 hour. Makes 10.
I have spent months picking my brain, visiting fish shops on the coast, researching recipes, and trying to figure out how the hell to make sea cucumber, tortilla, and a flower into an edible (and accessible) dish. Then one day I looked over at the image and the star shape on top gave me inspiration. Not savory, but sweet. Crepes instead of tortillas, flower-infused whipped cream, and fresh fruit with cucumber.
-1 cup flour -1 ½ cups milk -1/3 cup sugar -2 eggs -pinch of salt -1 tablespoon oil -100ml whipping cream -1 tablespoon lavender buds (or any flower/herb of your choice, such as mint) -1 tablespoon icing/powdered sugar -Fruit of your choice, finely chopped -Cucumber, finely chopped (optional, but don’t include if you want to cook your fruit) -Starfruit for garnish (if available)
Start off by heating the whipping cream over medium-low in a small saucepan. Do not boil it! You want it warm, but not hot. I messed by accidentally boiling it, and then when I tried to whip it later on it skipped the whipping stage and went straight to butter. Once the cream is warm, turn off the heat, add in the lavender buds (or whichever flower/herb you chose to use) and give it a quick stir. Place a lid on the saucepan and let it sit for 20 minutes.
While the cream is being infused, finely chop up the fruit of your choice. In place of sea cucumber I used regular cucumber, which luckily doesn’t hold a lot of flavour so it incorporated in the fruit mixture pretty well. Taste the fruit mix and see if it needs any sugar (I used grapefruit so it definitely needed some) and throw in a tablespoon if needed. Drain out any excess water later on.
If you want cooked fruit, put some in a saucepan over medium heat and add a bit of sugar to your liking, and cook until soft.
After 20 minutes of sitting, strain the flowers/herbs from the cream and place in the fridge to cool while you cook the crepes.
In a medium bowl, combine the flour, sugar, milk, eggs, salt, and oil. Whisk until a smooth batter forms; unlike pancakes you do not want lumps.
Heat a frying pan (nonstick is probably best) over medium heat with a teaspoon of butter to lightly grease it. Once the butter starts to bubble, ladle in a few tablespoons of batter and tilt the pan around to coat it. When the top of the crepe is dry and starting to brown around the edges (about 1 minute), flip the crepe and cook for no more than 20 seconds.
Once all your crepes are cooked, whip the cream on high speed with a mixer until soft peaks form.
Spoon your fruit on the crepe in one quadrant (as shown) and top with some whipped cream. Fold in half, and then fold in half again. You can also make rolled crepes if you prefer, but I did this method so it somewhat follows the image.
Top with more whipped cream or dust with powdered sugar, and then garnish with a starfruit. If they’re out of season, use a cookie cutter on a chunk of melon like I did.
I’m not French-Canadian so I am no crepe master but these crepes were pretty damn great, and the cucumber blended in with the fruit quite well.
-SVR
Granny: No printer, just fax!
I know this is for a kdrama show but like fuck this speaks to the patient population I care for and my frustration with the US right now.
