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Rainbow connection

@chalupaconspiracy / chalupaconspiracy.tumblr.com

I'm Bee, 25, queer, and I live in Midwestern corn hell. ~Icon by Paperized~ (Formerly cupcakes-and-tea)
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charlottan

legitimately so scary that i just made a doctors appointment for 2025. you mean the far distant sci fi future 2025? you mean the pacific rim 2025? you mean i have to go to the doctor while giant robots are fighting the fucking kaiju? fuck all the way offfffffff

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ot3

kind of obsessed with this security question option my doctors office has given me

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bpdnchill

"Isn't it exhausting being someone you're not?"

"No! Isn't it exhausting being the same?"

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lynati

See also: "Isn't it exhausting being someone your not?" / "Yes it was. That's why I finally transitioned."

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honeyviscera

showering:

pros: you get to feel clean. you get non greasy hair, non oily feeling skin, it just in general makes you feel better, more energised, refreshed.

cons: there are so many steps. oh my god are there so many steps. before getting into the shower there are steps. during the shower there are steps. and once youve gotten out of the shower? guess what!!! more fucking steps!!!!!!!! UGHHHH

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wore my thigh high boots on a walk today and we had to take a path through some long grass and while everyone else was rolling their pants into their socks and putting on jackets to protect themselves from ticks i was standing there smug as hell in my thigh high leather boots.

a hoe never gets lyme disease

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