american things that are surely fictional:
- donald trump
- blue raspberry
- wearing shoes indoors
- texas?????
Actually, I can vouch for Texas, my brother lives there.
- your brother
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american things that are surely fictional:
Actually, I can vouch for Texas, my brother lives there.
Wait, I just realized
Marina
Marie
They’re not just both green, they have almost the same name
How deep does the best girl recipe rabbithole go?
really makes u ink……
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OH SHIT.
Location: Trojan CQB, Stockport, Manchester - Based in an 1800′s something factory it’s 100% hard brick and mortar, excellent for intense CQB site if you’re up for >3 metres being the average engagement distance.
As a preface, I, my dad, and 4 other friends are tagged as members of Tango Team, we got patches and everything but only 2 friends were there last night. In order. Me: CJ Dad: Merlin Friend #1: Slacker Friend #2: Bish
Our spawn floor was densely packed with Boxforts, tyre stacks, and planks for cover. With a bottleneck in the form of two doorways, the entire floor cut in half, identical on either side of the split.
1830, “GAME ON!” The shout echoes through the cold concrete
First shot of the night, the enemy sprinter on us, immediate reaction; return fire, take cover, return more fire.
“HIT!” Shouts the sprinter, pressing a hand against his gut, though I didn’t know who actually hit him.
By this point Merlin has already got ahead, pushing to Boxfort, Slack and Bish cutting far-forward and left to the pass-through, trying to get a rear-flank on Blues. Moving separately, us I follow
not to offend anyone on here but like,,,,y'all need to get outside more, exist in the real world for a while and stop getting pressed over trivial shit that really genuinely doesn’t matter in the big picture that is life
#This website is bad for the mental health of young people honestly#all social media is but this one in particular#The tone and attitude of this website is so unbelievably damaging I could literally write a dissertation on it#you think you’re progressive but actually this website is one of the most oppressive environments#you can’t have any opinion without immediately being attacked for it#regardless of what the opinion is; liberal or conservative or moderate#it literally doesn’t matter where your opinion falls#on this website your opinion is wrong and you’re an asshole for having it#even the attempts at social justice on here are questionable bc so many of u only know what this website has told you#and it’s so unbelievably polarising in its messages#social justice on here is extremist in its tone #and it’s just#so damaging to the way people think and feel and behave#and so many people spend significant portions of their life on here and this becomes their reality#but it’s not real it’s all a hyper inflated version of reality#u need to log off and check in with the real world away from this site#if ur offended by this ur exactly the person this post was targeted to
Oh my sweet baby Jesus.
The happiness I feel right now is amazing
YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW LONG IVE BEEN LOOKING AND WAITING FOR THIS GODDAMN POST TO COME BACK AND THIS TIME IM FUCKING REFERENCING IT
only in 2017 could one country call the entire european union a cuck and i wouldn’t be surprised one bit
we did it reddit
vampire dude to his vampire friend: wow.. looks like there’s only one coffin….. what’ll we do?
other vampire dude who reads a lot of fanfiction: we could……….. share it
and they were tombmates…
Oh my god they were tombmates
Or, alternatively, vampire dude who read Interview with the Vampire:
pls rember
YOU STOP THAT
This makes me really uncomfortable
I’m so angry
I love these kinds of videos.