You are still you, Simon

i know a lot of people mock when certain songs are overused on character playlists but I will never judge someone for putting bubblegum bitch on one. If you decided that your little tv guy is miss sugar pink liquor liquor lips who am I to say he’s not

Isn’t this that daft punk song

work it regular make it softer do it harder makes us porridge

being someone’s loser boyfriend would legit be so gender affirming for me. i was meant to be a guy who sucks

being someone’s wosew boyfwiend wouwd wegit be so gendew affiwming fow me!! :3 I was meant to be a guy who sucks UwU

This post has been UwU-ified!

i'm sorry (not) to people who know me irl

Men's thighs

forgor includes babies even tho they technically dont rly remember anything

I dont really care if your favorite character is getting beaten and traumatized. it should be happening to my favorite character instead.

beloved friends. treasured acquaintances. revered mutuals. we are gathered here today to pay attention to meeee

the phrase ‘this is my first time being alive’ has done wonders for me recently. Yeah, I don’t know how to navigate this situation! It’s brand new to me and I’m learning on the fly, aren’t humans such wonderfully adaptive creatures?

Found my 53yo very-much-not-online father in the kitchen today meticulously arranging cutlery on the countertop and i was like 'what are you doing' and he looked up at me with the world's most shit-eating grin and said "Your mother told me this is how you rick-roll the Youth" and i looked over and it was fucking. Loss.jpg.

i must stress that he's never seen the original comic. My mother simply showed him the shorthand symbol and he memorized it. As far as he is aware this is just a fucking hieroglyph that deals instant psychic damage to everyone under the age of 30

he's not wrong