Nice old lady who lives in a quaint British village and enjoy gardening as a bridal look is a fucking SERVE I will fight anyone who disagrees with me.

the girls...

Yeag they always peel me.

does anyone have the terminator arnold schwarzenegger penis flop gif

Making my way downtown

HELL YEAH

the best part is that one guy’s reaction

How come so much of the time when I see something insane or homoerotic from an old movie Flea is there

I ATE A BIG BAG OF FACTORY REJECT SEEDS UNTIL A HEALTHY FLOWER UNFURLED IN MY CHEST ...

I MISTOOK THE SENSATION FOR LOVE AND DIED.

made this while watching ep 1 of dunmeshi

On April 30th while reporting on the Students Revolution at Columbia University, CNN anchor Kasie Hunt made reference to Hind Rajab as 'A Woman Who Was Killed in Gaza." Hind Rajab was six years old.

snek cooking

Wet Beast Wednesday

He’s mad

currently eating burger

This isn’t commonly known but one of the rings of hell is actually being in a fandom wherein the popular bloggers have the worst opinions known to man that everyone else parrots

I should add: the worst opinions known to man that go unchallenged bc if you challenge them you’re practically blacklisted or otherwise scorned

Do you guys really live life this way

what if instead of being mean we could try being nice

try being nice! it feels good ^U^

try being nice instead! it feels good =D

you can do it! i believe in you >w<b !! ♡

try it just a little! you might like it :D

“Can you explain this gap in your employment?” I must confess I dilly-dallied. Did a bit of this and that. Yes, I lived an ungoverned life of leisure throughout my youth. But I’m a changed man, I’m to be married and my prospective mother-in-law insists I have an annual income of £500,000 or more if I’m to wed her daughter. Rummy luck. My paltry stipend from my father is a mere £40,000 a month. I am attempting to make up the difference by seeking gainful employment for the first time in my life. This sunglass shack is the only establishment that graced me with a callback.

There are freshly independent possums scattered around my yard like fat little Easter eggs trotting through the grass and bricks at dusk.

Scamperin' and schemin'...