If we tied the shoelaces together of our dead, the Zombie apocalypse would be fucking hilarious.

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The Assassin Brotherhood is alive and well I see.

@mlgdd @turquoisetacos @randomnessandfandoms @nermallion

Looks like a total valid side quest…

Oh my goodness, that’s crazy.

Pure creativeness and absolutely hilarious.

I’m not joking at all please give him a comedic educational children’s show on ecology

I dont want bethesda to ever get rid of how fo4 does cutscenes because there is just something special about talking to someone and having a vertibird kill you both in the middle of it

I snorted

I don’t think there’s a better example of the above than this:

Uh excuse me, how can we forget this classic and masterpiece

I still like this one

How about this old gold

types of mutuals on tumblr.com

1. the cool mutual how they ever decided to follow u and why they still do is a mystery to u. sometimes you post such incredible bullshit ur surprised they signed up for this. u get incredibly happy seein them on ur activity page. you cant believe it. bless this mutual

2. the drama mutual type A if theres ever discourse on ur dash or drama of any sort, this is the one u turn to. they have everything about everyone on their blog and if you ever wanna lurk this is who u go to. honestly, where would you be without them.

3. drama mutual type B if theres ever discourse on ur dash or drama of any sort, this might be the one behind it. they vague, they namedrop, they start drama and ur intimidated by them but u still stick around, probably because theyre also really cool. u just hope they wont vague u.

4. the pda mutual says “ i love you guys “a lot and a ray of absolute sunshine on ur dash? their posts are just uplifting and make this hellsite a lot more bearable. theyve probably sent u a really sweet message once too, and u could probably message them about anything. an angel.

5. the silent one they almost never make text posts, they never post selfies and only answer the occasional ask. just a constant stream of aesthetic. maybe u think theyre neat but ur too scared to actually IM them. regardless u hope they have a good day.

6. the kpop mutual ah, yes. that one you followed for god knows what and now they post only kpop. u dont even know what their url was before this or who they are. you probably dont even know about anything about kpop aside from those big selfies they post from twitter everyday.

7. the funnyman mutual u see their posts from time to time on ur dash and feel happy knowing ur mutuals makin it. makes a lot of sans jokes too. and piss and vore too maybe. closely tied with the cool mutual at times

8. the old mutual uv followed them for so long u dont even know what they first posted, but theyre here now and u feel like friends seeing how long its been. u reply to each others posts and occasionally send asks. might be the kpop mutual at times

new ask meme which mutual am i

This is incomplete:

9. The Flirting Mutual Are u dating this Mutual? Who know? You live 3000 miles apart but you call each other the most annoying pet names and occasionally drop into their inbox to leave sweet nothings as a Joke (??? But is it really a Joke???)

10. Same Neurodivergemce Mutual Both ur heads r both fucked in about the same way, creating an everlasting bond and sharing of coping mechanisms

11. Big Name Fan Mutual They got noticed by the official Tumblr for your favorite show but you knew them when they had 7 followers and a goat. Until they started getting hate for their Opinions you didn’t even realized they had 5K followers.

12. Discourse Mutual Integrates a healthy amount of political news and opinions into ur dash, u know how the rising popularity of quinoa is affecting the working poor in Uruguay because of them.

13. Mystery Mutual A specific kind of old mutual. They changed their icon and url, but you recognise their mode of typing and their tagging system. You can’t place why you know them or when you followed them or even why you still follow them, but they’re here and you feel compelled to leave them on your dash for old times sake.

14. Fan Wank mutual Hates the same parts of a show that u do. Sends you seven different links to the same post so that you can bitch about the tags on all of them. You would both fight someone to the death over your opinion of season 4.

Which one am I?

Lol Im probably the silent one

mutuals tell me which i am

DID HE MAKE IT??

he makes it

THANK FUCKING GOD

Ok I saw a rb of this with some context and I only remember like half of it so I’m also using Google I may get some of this wrong

But apparently the “first errand” thing isn’t just a cute little fact about the little kid, it’s a totally real thing done in Japan to teach kids that they can like rely on the community to offer assistance if they need it. They send their kids (like 2-3 years old) out alone to perform a relatively simple errand like going to a convenience store and buying a carton of milk. (There’s even a tv show where a camera crew follows children as they accomplish this first errand.) It’s not uncommon to see kids as young as 6-7 riding the subway alone because they’ve gained this sense of independence that comes from knowing that there will be people to help out if they need it.

Oh my god that’s even better

As someone who grew up with a paranoid and over-protective mother, this both warms my heart and terrifies me.

Here’s the tv show about First Errands!

Just curious

Reblog if you and your blog is:

Also reblog if you don’t like your safe haven being ruined by bad stuff- hate, discouraging comments, bullying, and other bad things.

*reblogs aggressively*

*breaks the reblog button* 

please do not make bleached panther

black panther was released in theaters less than half a week ago (2/19) and i’ve already seen the main characters with white features and people making the characters too light and you absolute buffoons have let these posts blow up so im here’s a post on how to avoid bleaching black characters

skin color reference lip reference lip/nose/hair reference

if you want to take a skin color reference do not play by eye use this bitch right here

i wish this was obvious but if the source is an edited picture say like this

don’t use that source. it’s best to use a source where there is more natural light or you can look up the actor/actress and get a solid picture of them. also take note of what kind of facial features these characters have (nose, lips, etc) by looking at stills or posters of them. not all of these characters have slim noses or smaller lips. 

i know this is going to be a new experience for people drawing black characters so if you make a mistake, learn from it especially if it’s from a black person. get the okay from black people before posting. you’ll get better with time and practice. this isn’t a “let people draw them the way they want” thing because this movie respects african and black cultures like how they put so much effort into the costumes and i really would not hurt to respect black people

feel free to post more sources

You’re surprised when the day you bought some new pencils, one of them spoke and said : “use me papa”

Hey op do you take constructive criticism

Yes

Burn this post

Okay

I am going down with it. Farewell, amigos. You have been good to me. May the fire purify my soul. 

top ten most tragic anime deaths

Forget top ten, this is THE most tragic anime death

See you in hell

Just woke up. Good morning to everyone except @superawsomeness1

Wait..does this mean you have forgiven me?

No. But you are already dead.

True…

I forgive you, Prompt Guy! It’s the prompts! They made you do it! I know you’re just a victim like the rest of us.

As a child, you often daydreamed about a world you invented and you would occasionally write about it. 10 years later, you hear many different voices whispering to you. They are the prayers of the inhabitants of your imaginary world. To them, it has been 1000 years since you abandoned them.

Tough shit, kids, God has to write a fuckin thesis.

Your neighbour gives you a box of video games that belonged to her son who went missing years ago, you get home and start one up only to realise, Player One is already in the game…

A new medicine lets terminal patients fight their diseases in virtual combat.

That would either the most badass way to go out or the most badass way to beat it

You wake up in another reality where it is the norm to break out into song about your feelings, Disney style. It doesn’t help that some people can’t sing, and those who don’t sing are put into “rehabilitation” programs.

When you die, you find out that in order to get into heaven you have to paint with Bob Ross. Because of the nature of how Bob Ross paints, everyone gets in. You are the first person to not get in.

It’s because I can’t shade and refuse to understand how lighting works, or is it cuz I only draw furries? The world may never know…

It’s obviously the latter

i purposely fail because i want to spend more time with Mr. Ross

Mr. Ross would never give up on somebody.  If you weren’t ready to learn to shade, or understand how lighting works, that’s okay.  There are other people who need to paint, you just wait here while Bob helps them.  Once you’re ready, he’ll be waiting.

I love how you casually left out the furry part

Amigo needs to stop kinkshaming the furries.

Bob Ross wouldn’t kinkshame the furries.

Wow. Bob Ross is really something else then

“You like, what? Well… I suppose… uh… you’re just a happy little accident, then.” -Bob Ross, Probably.

Your mouse cursor has broken through your screen and can now interact with the world around you. You realize that you can do everything in the real world like you can on your computer, but right clicking gives you many more options.

“They say love conquers all. With you by my side, I like the sound of that.”

You can touch an object and instantly know its history. When visiting a pawn shop, you touch a strange looking object, and see that it’s “history” is the future.