astrology is fun because i can pretend that all of my behaviors are just a result of being a gemini and not symptoms of mental illness

Key Words: reverie, listless, imagination, spirituality, solitude, cleanse, rest

Helpful Crystals: labradorite (protects the aura, guides you through change, grounds spiritual energies), turquoise (aligns chakras and stabilizes mood), amazonite (heals emotional trauma, balances intellect with intuition)

New Moon: February 23rd at 4 degrees 🌑

This will be a moment of total release as we are pulled by the Universal Ocean, tucking ourselves into its waves while feeling the indescribable weight and weightlessness of eternity in a second.

Full Moon: March 9th at 19 degrees 🌕

The dreamscape becomes reality because our eyes are opening underwater, revealing how big things and little things trade places. Connecting to Source means having a lot to give and a lot to learn.

South nodes in the houses 🌊

The south node will show where you are comfortable and in past lives where you would have been focused. And where desires from past lives can leave you blocked. Questioning what you fall back on will help you move forward.

1st house-question your self 2nd house-question what you value 3rd house -question your siblings, neighbors, community 4th house -question your family, foundation 5th house-question what’s gives you pleasure 6th house-question your routine 7th house-question your relationships 8th house -question your psychological possessions 9th house -question your teachers 10th house-question authority 11th house-question your groups and friends 12th house -question what’s hidden

Oh shit…

Guys ohmygod a Leo boy is taking a four hour train ride to come see me because we live in different states and like he got days off work for it and everything I

SOMEONE TALK TO ME ABOUT LEO AND AQUA RELATIONSHIPS AND HOW CUTE THIS IS

update: he just got here but never planned for anywhere to stay and it’s almost 11pm and he’s high and wandering around the city I

HE NEEDE SOMEWHERE TO SLEEP AND I SNUCK HIM INTO MY HOUSE AND HES SLEEPING IN MY BASEMENT THIS IS WILD AF

I HAVE BEEN KISSED ! UPON THE MOUTH !

Update: I have a boyfriend now and we held hands on swings at a park and then we shared a milkshake with two straws why is this so cheesey

Update from years later: he cheated on me then got engaged to the girl he cheated on me with then he cheated on her lmfao

The universe is blessing me over and over and over again

The Part of Fortune in the Signs

The Part of Fortune is the part of your chart which is the same aspect from the moon as your ascendant is from your sun. You may often be drawn to your Part of Fortune and have a natural talent in it without knowing why, or where it’s come from! I read once that the Part of Fortune, because it derives from the placements of your Sun, Moon and Ascendant, is the ultimate end-goal of all the integral parts of your personality.

The house placement of your Part of Fortune is the area in your life where you will find the most happiness and satisfaction; it’s often representative of a career or task that you would find a lot of joy in personally. The sign placement of your Part of Fortune is how you get to that place and I’ll be looking at the sign placements in this post.

ARIES – To reach your Part of Fortune, you have to nurture patience and planning; not everything will come quickly (this is intensified if your Saturn aspects the Part of Fortune or is in Aries as well). Pursue opportunities when you get them, you will already be somewhat of a ‘pioneer’ – you should encourage it! Barack Obama has Part of Fortune in Aries and manifests it by being the first black president, overcoming obstacles and being a pioneer in the respect of overcoming racial barriers to become a President of the US.

TAURUS – To reach your Part of Fortune, you have to look past the material; study things which you cannot quite physically grasp (again intensified by a Saturn aspect or shared sign – all of these sign placements are). Make something physical from something mental or spiritual. J. K. Rowling has her Part of Fortune in Taurus and wrote Harry Potter from an idea, a want to do something, and in doing so has achieved stability and happiness.

GEMINI – To reach your Part of Fortune, you must follow your passions; allow life to surprise you and learn infinitely from it. You must be flexible and moveable – break through the barriers you have built into your mind, nurture self-belief. Jared Leto has Gemini Part of Fortune, and he follows his multiple passions with decisiveness. He might be an asshole, but he’s a happy one. He’s finding satisfaction in throwing himself entirely into acting, or singing, despite society’s judgements and likely his own misgivings.

CANCER – To reach your Part of Fortune, you have to nurture and raise something new which was never there before. Sometimes it’s a child, other times it’s an idea, a business, a concept. Make this thing successful and happy and your own success and happiness will follow. Martin Luther King had Cancer Part of Fortune, and he helped raise the civil rights movement and found satisfaction in its creation and the eventual results his nurturing resulted in.

LEO – Your Part of Fortune lies in inspiring others in the house placement you have. You must focus your energies in a direction, and then lead the way down it. Others will see your enthusiasm and follow and be inspired, and your satisfaction will come then when you are central to something. Steve Jobs has a Leo Part of Fortune, and he is well regarded as a trailblazer in technology, and whether you like Apple or not, he was central to the smartphone revolution and the pioneering of new concepts, ideas and designs and found satisfaction in what he revolutionised, in the direction he chose to channel his energies.

VIRGO – To reach your Part of Fortune, you must nurture efficiency, order and logic. You will be happiest in a system where you understand everything, where everything has its place. You must fight against letting baggage pile up that will weigh you down, or throw a wrench in the works. Mother Teresa had a Virgo Part of Fortune, and found her satisfaction in founding her works in India, establishing her own system which helped others and kept her life in order.

LIBRA -  To reach your Part of Fortune, you have to learn how to keep balance and be graceful and diplomatic. You are happiest when you have established a place of equilibrium in a many-faceted world. You want to be in a place where you belong and you will be satisfied with people you know well, who know you well, and understand you. You won’t mind standing out, as long as you stand out with a few other people. Harrison Ford has a Libra Part of Fortune, and finds his happiness in his movies which establish fan-bases and possess certain ‘vibes’ which are shared by those that take part in them.

SCORPIO – To reach your Part of Fortune, you must cultivate a life without bluster and nonsense. You find happiness when you find the core of something, when you solve mysteries and discover the internal depth of something. You are happiest in a position where you can locate the source of something, and will be most satisfied in a place you understand innately. Mozart has this placement, and found happiness surrounded by his music, which he understood deeply. His work are pinnacles of their kind, because he cut through the bluster that dominated music previously and cut it to its core.

SAGITTARIUS – To reach your Part of Fortune, you have to take risks, knowing that no matter the consequences you will learn from the experience. You’ll find a lot of happiness in adventure and discovering other cultures. You might find a lot of satisfaction in philosophy and exploring not only physically, but with your mind. Rene Descartes has this placement, and he is regarded as the “Father of Modern Philosophy”, finding satisfaction in exploring areas that hadn’t been explored quite so in-depth mentally before.

CAPRICORN – To reach your Part of Fortune, you must learn of practicality, perseverance and responsibility. You’ll find a lot of happiness in persevering to an end goal, and taking care of it in such a way that it will continue after your death – you will be most satisfied in the knowledge you are leaving a legacy behind you. Astrotheme.com says Jesus Christ had his Part of Fortune in Capricorn, and a major world religion is a perfect example of the leaving a legacy after your death which the Capricorn Part of Fortune so craves.

AQUARIUS – To reach your Part of Fortune, you have to cultivate originality and uniqueness. Follow that which is unconventional and you will find happiness in it. You will be happiest in altruistic activities, and possibly in the concept of martyrdom. You will be most satisfied with feeling different and standing out as an individual. Lady Gaga has an Aquarius Part of Fortune and she is best known not only for her unconventional traits, but also for her altruistic work for the LGBT community.

PISCES – To reach your Part of Fortune, you must nurture your spirituality and faith. You’ll find a lot of happiness in experiencing life from many different perspectives, sort of like a human anthology. You will be most satisfied by a quest for some form of self-enlightenment, or finding something integral to yourself and embracing it. Bob Marley had his Part of Fortune in Pisces, and found happiness in his music and the effects it had on people’s emotions and sharing all the deep emotions and different areas of life he saw through his integral ability in music.

pisces season is like being in a coma

The signs as things my Virgo friend has said

Aries: “what the fucking honk, dude?” Taurus: “Why did I just eat that? I didn’t even want that.” Gemini: “I’m such a fake bitch ohmygod” Cancer: “I want to be….not…sober.” Leo: “Attention everyone, I just touched Josh Dun, that is all, thank you.” Virgo: “Do rich celebrities use special fancy toothbrushes or do all economic classes use the same type of toothbrush” Libra: “I want a hairless cat named Tofu.” Scorpio: “Sara, there’s a cup in my vagina.” Sagittarius: “Update: I don’t want to grow up can I be a kid please” Capricorn: “My chips are so stale, this grounds for a lawsuit.” Aquarius: “Biochemistry is just a clever ruse planned by the reptile shape shifters in the government to distract us from the illuminati takeover.” Pisces: “why don’t you appreciate my fish tank?”

Guys I’ve fucked almost every zodiac sign, I still need Aries, Taurus, Scorpio, and Sagittarius

I just logged onto this account for the first time in so long and girl why did u post this to the whole internet

Me, flirting: -leaves you alone-

Aquarius energy

🌛Moon Signs🌜

🔥 Moon in Aries: argues with their mum every time u come over. has 0% patience. can’t keep a secret to save their life. honest to a fault and won’t let u live!! sore loser. the classic angry drunk. gives really aggressive pep talks. can never sit still and always has to be doing something. has no qualms about naming and shaming u if they get hurt. if it doesn’t involve immediate gratification they’re not interested.

🌹 Moon in Taurus: eats more than anyone u know. everything they like is a guilty pleasure. honestly quite content w/ living the rest of their life on the dl. will devote every inch of their being to making sure that everything in their life stays the same because Change Is The Enemy. rarely gets upset but if u test them it’s ur funeral lol. invented the concept of ‘self-care’. the ‘nice but blatantly problematic grandparent’. always seems to be doing okay. 

🗣 Moon in Gemini: y’all talk too damn much!! always ready to spill the tea but they’ll do it in a way where u can’t trace them back as the original source. impulsively talks about their feelings on the internet and then deletes the post within a matter of seconds. everything they say is so liberally doused in sarcasm it’s hard to tell if they’re joking or if it’s a genuine cry for help. actually good at small talk but doesn’t really care for it. clickbait in person. 

🍼 Moon in Cancer: a massive fucking nerd. likes to be babied/be the one who’s doing the babying. settles for less than they should and falls in love w/ their own pain. craves stability but always ends up latching onto unreliable people who leave them feeling emotionally drained and unfulfilled. holds a grudge like nobody’s business. acts tough but everyone knows they’re a mess so they should stop trying so hard. Dad Jokes for days. “*sobbing* fight me”

🤳 Moon in Leo: really thinks they’re the shit. always doing The Most™. probably fans themselves when they cry. physically cannot keep it in their pants. u have to admit they’re pretty good at whatever they do (bc they’re obsessed w/ being the best). never admits when they’re wrong. has like 50+ ‘best’ friends. uses memes to describe emotions. refuses to get over it. their life is just never-ending drama. checks themselves out every chance they get. 

🎀 Moon in Virgo: sees right through all ur bullshit. always busy. really doesn’t need to be stressing out about half the things they’re stressing out about. begrudgingly lets you copy their homework. will never admit that they need help. still haunted by that one bad mark they got like 10 years ago. u know they’re right but they’re really fucking annoying about it. stationery whore. ur probably taking them for granted.

💅 Moon in Libra: will do anything for that aesthetic™. forever weighing up how much love they’re giving and how much they’re getting back. queens of being petty. calls u out on ur shit but u never realise ur being called out. screenshots every conversation they have with u so they can annihilate ur ass when the time is right. lives for drama but won’t ever get actively involved in it. serial monogamist. writes death threats in cursive. 

🐍 Moon in Scorpio: DRAMATIC AS FUCK!!!! won’t stfu about being a scorpio moon. remembers every damn time someone jokingly insulted them. thinks they’re misunderstood but they never actually bother to clear things up or clarify how they’re really feeling. knows what ur thinking at any given time. has a weird power complex and goes to insane lengths to be in control in any situation. good luck unlocking their Tragic Backstory™. 

📢 Moon in Sagittarius: smarter than u think. puts too much faith into everything they read on the internet. goes off on a philosophical rant every 5 seconds and doesn’t realise that no one understands or cares. interprets the most insignificant things as ‘signs from the universe’. is never prepared for anything. suddenly turns into a Motivational Speaker every time u come to them with an emotional problem. obnoxiously over-pronounces foreign words.  

🔎 Moon in Capricorn: every emotion is heavily scrutinised before being processed through a paper shredder. always going through something and no one can talk about it or it’ll push them off the edge. infinitely more accomplished than u. never knows what to do when someone’s having a breakdown. their idea of taking a risk is buying tissues from a different brand. probably thinks freeloading is the moral equivalent of armed robbery. 

👽 Moon in Aquarius: knows something u don’t. mostly chill but occasionally goes completely off their rocker. identifies with anyone who’s touted as a ‘misfit’. leaves u on read. thinks they’re above human emotion. sometimes an sjw, other times just doesn’t really care what’s going on. always puts their phone on airplane mode then gets cranky when they’re not invited out somewhere. will deliberately butt heads with u out of sheer spite. shameless jaywalking.

🔮 Moon in Pisces: just doesn’t function like a normal human being. giggles at everything. cries whenever u cry. gets hurt no matter what they do. literally not even the same person they were 5 minutes ago. either overshares EVERYTHING, or remains a mystery no matter how long u know them for. doesn’t have an ounce of self control. everything goes in one ear and out the other - any practical advice is lost on them. won’t stop telling u about their weird dreams.

Fun Facts: Rising

Aries Rising

Taurus Rising

Gemini Rising

Cancer Rising

Leo Rising

Virgo Rising

Libra Rising

Scorpio Rising

Sagittarius Rising

Capricorn Rising

Aquarius Rising

Pisces Rising

moon signs...

Aries - all their goals are everywhere, evidence of sports somewhere on their walls, things that look like they can cause an adrenaline rush, a very comfy bed, muddy sneakers by the door

Taurus - owns a lot of things that suit their idea of valuable, loads of clothes they don’t wear, has cupboard dedicated to cooking or baking, tidy environment, an animal somewhere

Gemini - a collection of pens and journals, books on various subjects and are only half way through each of them, an overdue phone bill, open windows and fans on high

Cancer - a pillow full of dried tears, talks to the man in the moon, a stash of sweets in their draw, has a time capsule somewhere, has pictures of their family everywhere

Leo - clutter, probably has purple or vibrant coloured walls, an entire box of hair accessories or necessities, owns too much “fun” stuff, a collection of alcohol bottles, the wardrobe doors won’t shut

Virgo - are extensively planning the things they want to achieve, have so much love to give, have a pet rock and plants on their windowsill, a mood board full of magazine clippings

Libra - ornaments littering their room, an old untuned piano, a very specific theme, burning incense, things that remind them of their lovers, fancy clothes that have been worn once

Scorpio - tarot cards they consult at night, sentimental reminders around them, so messy, more interested in having people they love around them rather than material items

Sagittarius - has the biggest tbr pile ever, usually evidence of travels or other places/cultures in their room/house, pretty energetic, new experiences are invaluable to them so they might go out of their way to do something new

Capricorn - some sort of crafty thing like woodwork in their garage, has the emotional capacity of a spoon, pictures of their idols or inspiration on their walls, rewards they’ve achieved on display

Aquarius - polaroids of them and their friends on their walls, glow in the dark stars on their roof, a very weird collection of various things scattered around their house, pictures of friends and family as their background

Pisces - has a teddy they sleep with, a god(dess) they whisper their fears, truths, and desires to at night, have so much empathy and understanding to give, are constantly daydreaming, giggle a lot at things you say