Some Andor as John Mulaney quotes because how else do I cope with the finale
Here's my fic for the 'Sacrifice' prompt on Andor Bingo @sw-andor , which features a new crack ship - Luthen Rael/Tay Kolma, and I've been thinking about these two middle-aged men far too much
Second prompt for Andor Bingo @sw-andor - Stolen Intimacy, and yes, it's Montay...again.
Here's my first work for Andor Bingo @sw-andor, for the prompt date yes it is Montay what about it? It's rated T because there's some parts that are definitely more innuendo-ish than others, but they are very brief.
Mon: Do you have a bag I could borrow?
Kleya: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they're specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence.
Mon: Literally all you had to say was no.
Vel, about Tay: I can't believe you're getting worked up about some...guy!
Mon: This one's different! He's honest, he's sweet-
Vel: Please!
Mon: He would never do anything to hurt me!
Vel: He's a guy!
Mon: With all due respect, have you lost your damn mind?!
Luthen: That's with all due respect?
Tay: No.
Mon: Please, for me?
Tay: Don't do that.
Mon: What?
Tay: You think whenever you say 'please, for me' that I'll do anything for you. Not this-
Mon: Please? For me?
Tay: Okay.
Cassian: You know, don't take this the wrong way, but I feel like you've become more fun since I've known you.
Luthen: Thanks, and if I might return the compliment, I think you've become marginally less irritating.
Mon: How is the most beautiful human in the galaxy doing today?
Tay: I don't know. How are you-
Vel, in the background: I'm doing great, thanks.
Brasso, about Cassian: He's covered in blood again. Why is he always covered in blood?
Bix: Well it looks like it's his own blood this time.
Kleya: Me, I'm a woman of action. You have to act first and apologize later, like I have learned to do.
Luthen: You never apologize.
Kleya: I would if I had ever been wrong.
Luthen: Any other non-terrible questions?
Cassian: Is there a health plan?
Luthen: Just don't die.
Mon: Okay, yes, I love Tay. I have loving feelings for Tay. But does that mean I'm in love with him? No-
Mon: Oh my- I'm in love with Tay.
Mon: Why didn't you tell me?
Vel: I thought you knew.
Vel, greeting Mon: Good morning!
Vel, greeting Leida: Good morning!
Vel, greeting Perrin: Not you. You can choke.
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