A bunch, but probably not all, Magnus swears

@malevon, for you *kisses you on the hand*

TMA fanmade soundtrack masterpost

0inspired by @radiosandrecordings​ post about hypothetical names for the TMA soundtrack , i used my lack of musical knowledge and also garage band to make what i think the soundtrack would sound like.

ill update it as i post more but ive made 6 now so i though i might as well make this to keep track of things

and theres a google drive with all the songs on it if you want to download any on them, which you can find here

- somebodys watching you (Main theme) 

- aw jee sir thats a lot of eyes (Jhon’s main theme)

- paranoia and anxiety, a song about archivists (Jhon’s S2+3 theme)  

- does this tea make it look like i’ve just had a panic attack? (Martin’s season 1-3 theme)

- go away the evil boat man says i’m not allowed to kiss your stupid pretty face (martin’s season 4 theme)

- calliope (sasha’s theme)

- calliope (not-shasha’s theme) 

- is it hot in here or is it just my burning need for revenge (Tim’s theme

- a normal song for a normal boss (Elias’s theme S1-2) 

-okay maybe the boss is less normal (Elias’ theme S3-4)

- less of a boss more of a 200 year old apocalypse prepper (Panoption onwards)

- Let me read my book in peace yes that is a threat (Basira’s theme)

-blatant metaphor for a corrupt system (Daisy’s theme S2-3) 

-is this what guilt and empathy feel like? i don’t like it put it back (Daisy’s theme S4) 

-ghost hunting. people hunting. one just precursors the other (Melanie’s theme S1-2)

- Hungarian food (Georgie’s theme)

- worm off a string who will she kill (Jane Prentis’ theme)

- incalculable emotional and property damage (Jane’s attack)

-plan A is for arson and frankly I’ve never needed to find out what plan B stands for (Gertrude’s theme)

- Agnes

- i would hate you if i cared (but i dont) (Jude Perry’s theme)

- Micheal shelly (MAG 101)

- the coffin song

- Breekon and Hope deliveries 

-  pick up the phone ive got tea to spill (Anabelle Cane’s theme)

- the spider’s waltz (MAG 172)

- JURGEN LEITNER? STUPID IDIOT BITCH ASS MOTHFUCKER IDIOT AVATAR OF THE WHORE

- clown kidnaps you asmr (nikola’s theme)

The Eyepocalypse and the events of TMA season five occur and absolutely nothing at all changes in night vale.

Cecil comments how the moon seems to be watching somewhat less intensely than usual and wonders what could be more interesting to watch than night vale is, and that's the only observable change.

maybe the tragedy of tma isn't "they were always destined for tragedy" but "they came very close to getting out, to finding a happy ending, and then at the last minute....."

orpheus and eurydice vibes

back on my door motif bullshit anyway fucked up that jon did actually make the “either live to be part of this terrible world ending ritual or die and at least make that a lot harder” choice long before his coma, way back in mag 101, except there he took the other option and actually actively choose to die over being part of the unknowing, a kind of choice that usually has weight in tma universe fairy tale logic, and yet it still turned out to be impossible anyway! the door was fucking locked lads! there was genuinely no physical way he could have removed himself from the equation, even when he tried to! fucked up if true! it’s all a set up! the door is a lie!

an observation

archivistcon 2021

location: the tunnels underneath the institute

Can't wait for the episode where Martin just decks Arun

Melanie:  Oh look, here’s the Ceaseless Watcher’s Special Little Boy

Jon, rolling up his sleeves and dusting off the Snark Manual:  

[ID: a stock photo of a long, stone tunnel. Bold white text reads “MY FUCKING CAT’S AN AVATAR NOW CAN’T HAVE SHIT IN THE EYEPOCALYPSE” End ID]

I can’t BELIEVE what Jonny did to the Admiral OH MY GOD.

an observation

this has probably been said before but I had some thoughts while listening to “the heart of it all”

[id: a venn diagram. one side is labelled “the mechanisms” and in it it says “immortal”. the other side says “buddy aurinko” and in it it reads “mortal”. the intersection says “space”, “crimes”, “mechanized body part(s)”, and “queer”. end id.]

things I’ve seen proposed as the other class x radical:

things i want to see as the other x class radical:

juno steel and vespa ilkay from tpp = jon sims and melanie barker from tma

both on the same side but very reluctantly

always get under each other’s skin

jon and juno have both been manipulated by their bosses using “eyes”

melanie and vespa have been known to stab people with knives

arun: writes poetry venerating georgie and melanie for their prophecy abilities and praising them as leaders of The Cult

melanie and georgie: uh,,,,,,

jon, famously known for not liking poetry, who woke up today and chose violence: I Like It!!

Finally did a proper Jon timeline (plus a uni-Jon)