Such an accurate description of myself.

the best part is aaron gets in bed and immediately zak’s like “DON’T CUDDLE WITH ME MAN, SCOOT OVER” and aaron is literally on the edge of the bed like “bro i’m like a foot away from you????” i can’t handle these idiots.

night time my time

*Clown Sighting in your area* Me:

RAMI DRUNK IS ONE OF THE E BEST THIBGS IVE EVER SEEN OH MY GOF

i am a proud lurker. i will lurk until my feelings get hurt, and once that happens i stop

MINORITIES CAN STILL BE CAPABLE OF OPPRESSING OTHER MINORITIES

$750/PRISON CELL

IN THE U DISTRICT, SEATTLE, WA

new construction! great views! shared kitchen with the rest of your floor. marketed to undergrad students but more expensive than a dorm! an actual prison cell! i’m shocked but i shouldn’t be!

jesus christ like the exterior makes it clearly a spite building but why would you subdivide that into apartments, noooooooooooooooo

skai I would die for you

This is the greatest insult in the history of television.