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there’s such an unbelievable multitude of this type of (straight) woman who’s like “when he mentions a ‘she’ 😡🥺👀” “when he calls some girl his ‘friend’ 👀👀🔪” etc and this person is like a different species to me. this person is a space alien. this type of person makes me feel like amy adams in arrival
a man’s female friends are like a car’s warranty. a woman has vouched for this guy’s ability to be normal. you should be kissing her on the mouth for her service
some emergency alert operator just gave me a three minute taste of being an indie horror game protagonist jesus fuckin christ
reminds me of the time the entire state of Missouri got an amber alert for the joker
tried my best
Changing my belief system from "this is the hill I'll die on" to "this is the hill I'll kill you on" has done absolute wonders for me 10/10 do recommend
"you really gonna die on that hill?"
"someone is."
Callsigns are ALL like this. I know in movies everyone's got cool callsigns, but you have to EARN a cool callsign. Most people's are like, commemoration of something real stupid they did, or, like, "Carrots" bc "he ate carrots weirdly." This database is a treasure trove:
Also unironically if you are nb and have an "object" name you can 100% get old republicans to use it by just claiming it's for something dumb. "Yeah man I go by Brick because I dropped a bunch of bricks once and messed up a timeline on a job" will get everyone you will ever meet to call you that.
i'm making a brand new, unbearable wizard quiz
trying to find out the maximum number of questions uquiz will let you have in a single quiz and so far it has not stopped me at 76 and i do not think it will stop me at 77
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A handy guide for your Jewellers and Gem Cutters.
I accept payment in trillion-cut black diamonds.
Chop chop.
Useful!
never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱
the reviews are in... glad everyone's enjoying song of the worm
[id: tumblr tags reading 'dude This Fucking Rules', 'holy fucking shit! that was legit so cool?', 'holy shit that is fucking metal', 'oh this fucks severely', 'yeah no this fucking SLAPS', 'yo this RULES']
Holy fucking shit this is one of the most incredible things I have ever read. I am dead serious. I PROMISE you that you want to read this, and you're going to immediately send it to all your weird friends who you also know will love it.
abstract and modern art haters are sooo snobby like klein literally Created an entirely new pigment and then painted a canvas in a way where the brush strokes wouldn't be visible. the insinuation that people with no skill could reproduce that is so annoying because unless you are skilled at color mixing and painting you definitely couldn’t lmao
i hope it's okay to add this because i think it hits the nail directly on the head
Honestly, it's like picking up a book and saying "I know all these words, I can type, I could have written this" like there's no middle step between the technical ability and the finished work.
Yeah, I’d watch Muppets Lord of the Rings
Who are the human characters and actors?
Im partial to keep Ian McKellen as Gandalf.
Though I think a muppet Gandalf could be good.
The fellowship cast
Beaker and Brunson as merry and pippin.
Gonzo as Frodo
Rizzo as Sam?
Kermit as traditional lead muppet as Aragorn.
Animal as Gimli
Scooter as Legolas
Sam the eagle as Boromir
Sir Ian McKellen as Gandalf.
Statler and Woldorf can be two orcs constantly complaining about the working conditions and life as an orc
Miss Piggy can be Arwen, Eowyn and Gilladrial all in different wigs and costumes.
...he is weaving the chocolate. Do you copy, this bitch is WEAVING CHOCOLATE
We are so damn lucky Chocolate Guy has a passion for chocolate and crafting beautiful, lifelike desserts.... because if he chose to put this level of work, dedication, and sheer determination into anything even slightly nefarious (instead of nearly breaking the laws of physics in order to create culinary masterpieces) we would be so epically fucked.
did I really just watch this man cheerfully force a block of chocolate through a pasta making machine?
NOT including sunglasses you put on only outdoors on bright days,
made a niche meme for @megan-mayhem in the groupchat but maybe some of my followers will also enjoy it (with apologies to matt bors)
I saw an interesting video about Rae Dunn by Swell Entertainment, if that is relevant to your interests. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REElEEJZncI&ab_channel=SwellEntertainment
the comments
This feels relevant
My cousin is a Rae Dunn lady and she left a bunch of stuff here when she moved out so now I keep my condoms in a little pitcher that says "CREAM."
