A STRANGE GIRL IN A STRANGE LAND

5 year anniversary of the miette post \o/

Van Helsing has yet to beat the divorce allegations first brought up in 1879

the very rare phenomenon of a volcano producing vapor rings/volcanic vortex rings. Mount Etna today (April 5, 2024) by Boris Behncke

Wizard Fact #42: The real reason you're not supposed to stick a fork into your toaster is because you might stab one of the wizards in there

and they will instantaneously retaliate with a level 8 Chain Lightning, as is their right

I don't care what official translations say, I chose to believe "Et tu, Brute?" translates to "What the FUCK, Brutus?"

apparently it translates more like

nasa: we're going to shoot three rockets directly at the sun during the total eclipse. for study and research purposes.

me: oh cool

nasa: we have named the rockets apep. this stands for atmospheric perturbations [in the] eclipse path.

me: oh cool

nasa: apep is also the ancient egyptian deity of chaos and darkness, who ceaselessly seeks to extinguish the sun. we launch these rockets directly at the sun in the name of apep.

me: oh... cool?

u ever in such a bad mood u feel urself turning evil?

had an actual meal. not evil anymore

This was a really difficult cipher, Professor Van Helsing, I’m not surprised you had to diagram it out.

he smoked one of those cigarettes for each letter he figured out

It's a beautiful day in the Senate and you are Brutus

[id in alt]

bread so tasty. bread so nice. toast it once. toast it twice.

toast three times. it turns to coal. burning toast is not my goal.

be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight

You can leave as many cookies as you want but he’ll only et two

this remains the funniest addition anyone’s made to one of my posts

the x-files is a serious show

Basically, our reaction to a walrus knocking:

Vs

A fairy knocking: