Real and implied birds.

i thought this was the front side of the tshirt at first and it became x100 funnier

i thought this was the front side of the tshirt at first and it became x100 funnier

it’s because you’re always in that damn hole that resembles the grave but isn’t

70% of the socially acceptible hornyposting on this website is bottomposting. let's normalize posting about like. glazing a bunnyboy like a cake. filling him like a doughnut. i don't know why those are both food euphemisms but you get the idea. cum in his pussy tuesday or whatever

call him my washing machine on saturdays the way i need to fill him up with at least three consecutive extra large loads. et cetera

the old well

You know why this is really funny? Because it’s true.

had to share @shinethewaythrough ’s tags about the ancient city of Herculaneum:

“protip: when your well starts delivering you colored marble instead of water, get an archaeologist on it because you happened to dig a well straight into the center of the Herculaneum municipal theater”

one more redraw

CATSBANDS

AwwwwwuuuuUH??? (creature)

two prints. chickens made last month and an osprey made back in March.

i know they're really messy but like whatever

Hat tip @eloso ! Love the charm!

[ID 1: tweet reading "this is how japanese looks like to me as a chinese reader btw" over a sentence written in three different fonts (ornate gothic, bold sans serif, and plain script): Nen't obtaintt an Uber chauffeur anywhere! the more obtuse words in gothic imitating kanji have a reading aid over them in script (which the simpler words are also in), imitating hiragana and furigana, that make the sentence read: Can't get an Uber driver anywhere! Uber is in bold sans serif imitating katakana

ID 2: another tweet reading "concept: english with furigana" over the sentence "Colonel Sanders was the 1st president of the US." it has smaller reading aid text above Colonel (Kernel), 1 (fir), and US (United States, "US" spaced out so each word can fit above its letter)]

video from: California Academy of Sciences

Hey, it's Methuselah!! She's the oldest lungfish in captivity!!

I made an Angel Generator last night! I'm currently working on a better one (and an eventual demon generator tbh) but I thought it'd be fun to share the old version! And also that I'd get a kick out of seeing peoples' interpretations of their angels.

It assigns a body type, size and what its skin is made out of, among other things. Also (somewhat) custom palettes! I picked every fucking shade myself and painstakingly pasted their hexcodes into this thang. Enjoy!

Did a rough rendition of the guy I got for fun. I could elaborate on this design later but I have a lot to do this week lmao

I'm not like Mad at anyone who does this and I'm obviously not in charge of how anyone else tags shit on their own blogs, whatever, but it's always bummed me out when my sex Ed posts get reblogged and tagged with 18+, minors dni, etc. personally I actually very much want teenagers to learn about their bodies and safer sex but I guess I'm just the guy who wrote the thing.

by and large I am not an angry man but once I watched a fellow sex educator present to a room full of college students and, upon being gently challenged by one of the students who objected to them describing sex as something that happens between adults, said with very palpable disdain "I don't want to talk about kids fucking." and I was so angry about it that I made myself nauseous.

not just teens, either. every couple years I give up my Sundays for a few months to teach sex ed to 4th-6th graders, unpaid. and I don't do it because it's always fun or easy or great for my health, I do it because those are human people with changing bodies and feelings who deserve to have someone who gives a shit take the time to talk honestly with them so that they might make less painful mistakes later.

ah, this has gotten notes. now we begin a game of Is Someone Going To Call Me A Pedophile For This.

It's appropriate to tell very small children (3-5) who asked where babies come from that sex is something for consenting adults only

When they are approaching teenage years it's appropriate to tell them "hey, I know teens have sex. This is how to be safe and also how to avoid the spread of misinformation"

I will never forget being 13 and having another girl confidentially telling me you couldn't get pregnant if you drank a coke and ate poprocks directly after. Because I was educated about sex ed I was able to correct her

That girl was already sexually active btw

Teens are horny and they need information to be safe

Heck part of the reason I didn't have a lot of ill advised sex as a teenager was because I was educated and I really didn't want to get pregnant or an STD.

I still did stuff but being educated on the risks, even with using condoms and being on birth control, made a massive difference in what I actually did

Add in the list of warning signs of abusive relationships and advice for how to communicate about sex/relationships and place boundaries that I found on BDSM websites and I promise you without that knowledge I would not be in the healthy and happy relationship I am in right now. I would have had a bad time and made a lot of bad decisions and choices

(ETA: Having a lot of sex isn't inherently ill-advised. However I know myself and my hometown and my issues. I personally would not have made good choices without the education I had. Particularly if I hadn't found the BDSM resources which taught me that sex was good and that I should only have sex I would enjoy rather then sex that made me feel bad as a person. As opposed to the teaching at school to value my virginity above all else)

So yeah, it's important to talk to teenagers about sex.

me, just now: what's the opposite of fomo? like you're glad it's happening but ultimately you're glad you went home? happiness of missing out? homo???

Definitely homo

mooom they’re putting curses on me on the internet again