Europeans off to wage war against the national juries:

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useless-denmarkfacts

Another year of "Love Love Peace Peace" remaining the supremely best intermission show in Eurovision history

monadakotarozamilano

So when they said ‘Liverpool Songbook’ they really meant it.... I hoped some old Eurovision acts were just going to come and sing their songs.... At least have them sing Ukrainian songs because Ukraine actually WON last year...

#esc #esc2023 #eurovision #eurovision 2023 #esc 2023

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sluttyfranzkafka

plain-and-simple-ninja

for all of you who don't understand why Croatia is GENIUS:

"mama kupila traktora" ("mom bought a tractor") is a reference to lukashenka's gift to putin for his anniversary - a tractor
"trajna-nina, armageddon-nona" - nonsensical, nursery-rhyme-like fragment with the word "armageddon" in it (because for SOME PEOPLE, armageddon (= nuclear threats) is just like a child-play)
"mama ljubila morona" ("mom kissed a moron") - "mama" is actually Mother Russia. I don't think I need to explain who's the moron.
"mama, ja se idem igrat', mama, idem u rat ("mom, I'm going to play, mom, I'm going to war") - self-explanatory
"onaj mali psihopat, mali, podli psihopat" ("that little psychopath, that little, vile psychopath") - if you know who's the moron, it's also self-explanatory
their costume - mixing military-style uniforms with make-up and skirts - actually makes fun of russia's anti-lgbt+ policies :)