And if you really want a sad girl to smile, Then you hold her, Until you’re drenched in perfume, From the gardens you planted in her heart, So that every time her wounds reopen, She bleeds bouquets.
- Rhiannon McGavin
forget top and bottom. which one is the “it’s okay. you can let me go.” and who is the “shut the fuck up you idiot. you’re not dying today.”
𝑺𝑯𝑰𝑻 𝑺𝑨𝑰𝑫 𝑰𝑵 𝑴𝒀 𝑫𝑰𝑺𝑪𝑶𝑹𝑫 𝑺𝑬𝑹𝑽𝑬𝑹 . ( horribly memey sentence starters based off things people say within my narnia rpc discord server .)
❛ this is horrible , i want to go home . ❜ ❛ i have never been so terrified in my life . ❜ ❛ i am strangely into this . ❜ ❛ do y’all think jesus’s fursona would actually be a lion ? let’s discuss . ❜ ❛ i did see that . that’s when i knew it was time to go to bed . ❜ ❛ i once said i wanted to punch him , i can’t lie . ❜ ❛ all the knives , i don’t know whether to be afraid or excited about it . ❜ ❛ it’s (t)hate crime thursday . ❜ ❛ i ship [ name ] with extensive therapy . they’d be so cute together . ❜ ❛ where is peace ?? where can i find peace ?? ❜ ❛ i do tend to make people feel like shit after talking to me . ❜ ❛ i’m not hating on it , i’m just questioning my friendships . ❜ ❛ sounds like we’ve got ourselves a hater over here . ❜ ❛ it’s okay , this is a safe space . bullying is done with affection here . ❜ ❛ how is everyone doing on this fine day ? i’m pretty sure i food poisoned myself so i hope you’re doing better than that . ❜ ❛ nick cage is the least narnian person . ❜ ❛ that would be very australian of you . ❜ ❛ the american accent is simply incomprehensible to me . ❜ ❛ i’ll fight your boss - name a time & place . ❜ ❛ if i’m not looking at them , they’re not really there . ❜ ❛ i’m pretending you don’t exist . ❜ ❛ every day i am getting emotional over silly little traitor lads . ❜ ❛ i wrote a god awful rhyme & nobody here bullied me . good soup . ❜ ❛ hey , uh , when i said i wanted to cry , i didn’t mean like that . ❜ ❛ i hope y’all have been gossiping about me . ❜ ❛ goddammit , i should’ve kept the illusion going . ❜ ❛ that’s not even close to being the worst thing said here today . ❜ ❛ go on , then . kill me . ❜ ❛ i care so much about this mouse . ❜ ❛ like , yes . i’m pretty iconic . but i want other people to know that too . ❜ ❛ i really don’t want flowers or chocolates , i just want to be comedically validated . ❜ ❛ we forgot the fourth one . gaslight , gatekeep , girlboss , guilt trip . ❜ ❛ ‘ same hat ’ is out , ‘ similar soup ’ is in . ❜ ❛ i’m so disoriented by this but i think it’s good . ❜ ❛ i just woke up & was assaulted with emotion . ❜ ❛ i never know the new phrases , it just appears in my lingo like osmosis . ❜ ❛ i still don’t know what ‘ worm ’ is . ❜ ❛ wow i can’t believe that you’re the most beautiful thing in the world . ❜ ❛ i’m not cool , how should i know ? ❜ ❛ i’m not the cool kind of ‘ younger than 20 ′ , i’m just younger than 20 ❜ ❛ surprise party ; you’re dead ! ❜ ❛ i would let him set my house on fire . ❜ ❛ i had blue hair when i was 16 , are we a hivemind ??? ❜ ❛ no mood , only worm . ❜ ❛ can i not say ‘ mood ’ anymore ?? ❜ ❛ tell me , is it because i’m brown or because i’m gay ? ❜ ❛ i honestly just recommend staying single forever . ❜ ❛ i will eat you . not in the sexy way , just as a meal . ❜ ❛ why hold other people’s hands when i could hold a cat in each ? ❜ ❛ people give me anxiety but that’s a problem to unpack another day . ❜ ❛ every day i strive to torment [ name ] . ❜ ❛ THAT’S NOT A MEME THAT’S JUST ASSAULT ! ❜ ❛ good morning , snickerdoodles . i almost committed a felony this morning . ❜ ❛ IT WON’T BE CURSED IT’LL BE CU - courageous . ❜ ❛ come back , [ name ] , you little ass ! ❜ ❛ we’re all immortal until we aren’t . ❜
@alphadelameutedelycan· · / &· DEREK · *
@redxwail sent “ you and i both know that i was never going to listen to you. ” ( random muse? ) (source)
Derek sighed. He really wanted to say he was surprised that Lydia followed him. But it would be a lie. It was not like she obeyed to his order in general. It was a big problem in the all Pack. Nobody never listened the other. The Wolf shook his head. “I know. But for one time, just one time, I would really appreciate that you just do what I asked. I try to keep you safe, Lydia.” He replied. He knew it was useless to arguer with her. She was here now. He would deal with her presence. “Stay close to me,please.” He asked and he turned back slowly. He was unsure what they would discover in the building.
❝ Keep ME safe? Are you KIDDING me? Have you FORGOTTEN how many times you've almost DIED before? ❞ The petite redhead rolls her green orbs at him as she follows him in a "since you told me to stay close, I'll stay further away" kind of distance. ❝ Hopefully enough you don't have any more of those CRAZY ex-girlfriends who are EAGER to KIDNAP you to Mexico just to turn you into a CHILD and SEDUCE you for their own personal gain or whatever because if you DO, then I should have STAYED in the car. I'm not going through all of that AGAIN. The last one was just WAY too much with her terrible choice of FRIENDS, serial MURDERER personality, and a HORRIFYING mustache.❞ Yes, she meant Kate. Just the thought of Kate gave her goosebumps. A villain WANABEE who didn't know any better.
@zloslwy·· / &· MIECZYSLAW · *
⌧ ──── 𝙰𝙽𝚂𝚆𝙴𝚁𝙴𝙳 𝙰𝚂𝙺 : 💬 / @redxwail·
“I’m too old to start again.”
❝ Oh, I’m sorry! Let me just make a couple of calls. There are few RETIREMENT communities in the area. We will get you SETTLED in no time! ❞ She rolled her emerald hues at him. ❝ You will have to WORRY about nothing! They'll FEED you, BATH you, make sure you take your MEDICINE and even change yourdiaper, OLD man. ❞
@musamulta· / &· MALIA · * ♡
❛ i’m better than i used to be ❜
The petite redhead couldn't THEORETICALLY argue with that. Lydia had watched the young werecoyote grow from a rather FEROCIOUS savage into a...less...untamed...rebel? An EDUCATED one too, thanks to Lydia's notes. ❝ I know! And I'm very PROUD of you, progress and all, but - ❞ Banshee tried to sound as SUPPORTIVE as she could while still remaining her SARCASTIC self. Or maybe it was the other way around. ❝ ...next time let's TRY getting into the building by giving out FEWER skull fractions awards to the mere civilians, okay? ❞ A soft sigh followed by a chime of a chuckle rolled over her cherry lips as she stepped over an UNCONSCIOUS janitor. She couldn't really BLAME Malia for her STRAIGHTFORWARD methods. At the end of the day they WORKED. ❝ Poor thing won't even REMEMBER his own name. ❞
@musamulta· / &· THEO · * ♡
❛ that’s … not great for my case ❜
❝ YOU THINK? ❞ Here we go again. A pair of fragile, pale fingertips fidget in a circular motion against her temples. Is this the part where she FINALLY gets a brain aneurysm? It began to feel OBNOXIOUS to constantly have to QUESTION Theo’s motives and intentions. ❝ What are you up to AGAIN? ❞ The petite redhead sighs in frustration. One SOLID truth. That was ALL she was asking for. Just ONE. But maybe that was TOO MUCH to ask after everything THEY have been through. After all, they went through all of it because of Theo and because of his TWISTED passions in the first place.
@redxwail howled ❰❰ MEDIC ❱❱ sender bandages receiver’s wounds
❝ it’s just a burn. ❞ emmett stated. it was rare for him and devin to get into a fight and well, devin burned him. literally. they had both promised each other when they were younger that they would never use their powers on one another and one thing led to the next where they were using their powers on each other. he ended up getting burned and devin got frostbitten.
@hwling· / &· EMMET · *
Well, that ESCALADED quickly. Almost as if out of thin air the WRATH fell upon the two boys like a HEAVY hand on an old, out-of-tune piano making the most UNBEARABLE sound for anyone that could hear. LUCKILY no one was killed. Wouldn't be the FIRST time THAT happens. The young petite had seen PLENTY for her age.
❝ First, it's just a BURN, then we need to SEW your arm back to your body, and soon enough you're FOUND in three black bags in the MIDDLE of the woods?! ❞ She rolled her emerald green orbs at him. Was she exaggerating? Maybe a little bit. Whatever is going on between you two, you need to SOLVE it without violence. ❞
𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑮𝑶𝑶𝑫 𝑷𝑳𝑨𝑪𝑬 . ( sentence starters originating from season one of ‘ the good place ’ . adjust pronouns as necessary , mature themes are present! )
❛ oh , one question. where am i , who are you , and what’s going on ? ❜ ❛ cool . cool . i have some questions . ❜ ❛ are you sure you want to hear ? ❜ ❛ cool , bring it in , man ! ❜ ❛ you’ll stand by my side no matter what , right ? ❜ ❛ promise me . say it : “ i promise i will never betray you for any reason ” ❜ ❛ somebody forked up . ❜ ❛ i mean , you do get how that’s worse , right ? ❜ ❛ maybe it’s not … ACTUALLY all that bad . ❜ ❛ i’m just asking you to fudge a little bit ! ❜ ❛ i have a stomachache . ❜ ❛ that’s ‘ fun ’ . ❜ ❛ okay , that’s really specific and makes me think that you definitely did do that . ❜ ❛ what a condescending bench . ❜ ❛ let’s just face it , [ name ] , you don’t belong here ! ❜ ❛ this is a putrid , disgusting bowl of ethical soup . ❜ ❛ that was my first time as a fashion “ don’t ” and i was NOT here for it . ❜ ❛ you’re the most self - obsessed person i’ve ever met . ❜ ❛ time to pick a designated driver . ❜ ❛ before you say anything … that’s it , i just don’t want you to say anything . ❜ ❛ we’re gonna bang it out . ❜ ❛ okay , i won’t let you down … starting now . ❜ ❛ remind me what i’m getting out of this again ? ❜ ❛ oh , so NOW i’m supposed to be nice and make friends ? ❜ ❛ i’m telling you , [ name’s ] out to get me . ❜ ❛ i’ve got something you could slip into . ❜ ❛ of course , the opposite might be true . ❜ ❛ huh ! what do you think that means ? ❜ ❛ throwing sand is an excellent way to put out a vodka fire . ❜ ❛ good people make me insecure . ❜ ❛ i would LOVE not to listen to you . ❜ ❛ that’s a very , very bad idea . do NOT be yourself . ❜ ❛ i said a lot of other nice things , toughen up , nerd . ❜ ❛ it’s nothing , it’s a tiny little inconvenience . ❜ ❛ dude , you’re hiding something ! what’s wrong ? ❜ ❛ what’s wrong , what’s wrong , what’s wrong , what’s wrong ? ❜ ❛ what have you done to me , you monster ? ❜ ❛ you are … unbelievable . ❜ ❛ get your story straight , bro . ❜ ❛ i am VEXED , [ name ] . ❜ ❛ you have nothing to prove , not to anybody . ❜ ❛ i know we’ll never be soul mates , but we’re friends . ❜ ❛ i’ve never actually done this before , it was a theoretical fantasy - ❜ ❛ ‘ dEspitE yOuR cONsTaNt MocKerY ~ ’ ❜ ❛ i once posed as a hot prom date for my cousin . ❜ ❛ i even watched all ten seasons of the show ‘friends’ . ❜ ❛ if i feel sympathy for anybody , it’s [ name ] . ❜ ❛ what is all this junk ? ❜ ❛ you devious little monsters , you . ❜ ❛ you have a very ‘ psycho burnout guy mumbling to himself at a library computer ’ type of vibe . ❜ ❛ this is gonna help both of us ! ❜ ❛ we should keep our eyes peeled for twigs who may have a nefarious agenda . ❜ ❛ i just ethic’d you in the face ! ❜ ❛ lies are like tigers . they are BAD . ❜ ❛ we need to cancel this party immediately . ❜ ❛ why do bad things always happen to mediocre people who are lying about their identities ? ❜ ❛ the ends justify the means . ❜ ❛ what are you talking about ?? it’s SO easy to live with a lie . ❜ ❛ i’m not supposed to be here . ❜ ❛ you forgot your own birthday ? ❜ ❛ alright , i will . for you . ❜ ❛ can’t we just chalk this up to a hilarious mistake and move on ? ❜ ❛ can we … skip around , and circle back ? ❜ ❛ why is everyone so jealous of me ? ❜ ❛ oh , hello - you look like a piece of crap . ❜ ❛ hey now , come on , let’s not insult people . ❜ ❛ go get me a drink . ❜ ❛ somebody made a person out of wet mulch and leaves and like … dead slugs , and that’s you . ❜ ❛ did you two go to pound town ? ❜ ❛ i’m better than i used to be . ❜ ❛ alright , i have to ask . is this thing gonna happen ? you and me ? ❜ ❛ you need to stand up for yourself ! ❜ ❛ you’re barely even a regular , functioning person ! ❜ ❛ woah woah woah , you think i’m into [ name ] ? ❜ ❛ i need to step outside for … some air . i will not be back for … many days . ❜ ❛ why are you so nice to me ? ❜ ❛ oh good , you’re back . ❜ ❛ pobody’s nerfect . ❜ ❛ well , the nightmare continues . ❜ ❛ i’m a moron ! ❜ ❛ that’s … not great for my case . ❜ ❛ i’ve ruled the fart inadmissible as evidence . ❜ ❛ now i’m bored . walking is dumb . ❜ ❛ i’m gonna need a drink … or three . ❜ ❛ i only cared about making money and doing cocaine . ❜ ❛ there’s no time for any of that morality nonsense , sweetheart . ❜ ❛ this way , i don’t owe you anything - you don’t owe me anything . ❜ ❛ we MUST remain emotionless . i’m talking kristen stewart on the red carpet . ❜ ❛ please , i’m begging you , please . ❜ ❛ does your brain work , actually ? do you have a functioning head ? ❜ ❛ sorry , [ name ] , but i can’t let us leave . ❜ ❛ what are you DOING , you goon ? ❜ ❛ that’s what you think hell is ? ❜ ❛ it’s scary , like the movie ratatouille . ❜ ❛ oh , that’s a joint . ❜ ❛ REAL weird vibe in here . ❜ ❛ i was definitely expecting some applause . ❜ ❛ in my opinion , which is objective fact in this case and all cases ever … ❜ ❛ i’m not going , i don’t wanna . ❜ ❛ it is literally impossible for me to do that . ❜ ❛ well - it’s been real , dawg . ❜ ❛ i feel like i’ve failed you . ❜ ❛ i was dropped into a cave , and … you were my flashlight . ❜ ❛ we can be together , away from everyone else . ❜ ❛ holy motherforking shirtballs . ❜ ❛ man , this is torture . ❜ ❛ you ruined everything , you know that ? ❜ ❛ i was so close to pulling it off ! ❜ ❛ it’s actually a filthy dumpster of our worth anxieties . ❜ ❛ i’m surrounded by people who are literally better than me . ❜ ❛ you don’t love me ? ❜ ❛ this was supposed to be my big moment ! ❜ ❛ dammit , [ name ] . you are the WORST , and you can all suck it . ❜ ❛ you had no idea i was gonna do that ! ❜ ❛ yeah , that came out of nowhere . ❜ ❛ oh … but it didn’t matter . because my motivations were corrupt . ❜ ❛ there’s something you don’t know about me . ❜ ❛ the only thing you succeeded in doing was bringing us all together . ❜ ❛ uh … next time ? ❜ ❛ if this thing goes sideways again , you are DONE . ❜ ❛ UGH , you’re useless ! ❜ ❛ alright , let’s try again , shall we ? ❜ ❛ YA BASIC . ❜ ❛ hold that thought . is it okay if i go work out ? ❜ ❛ i think this is yours . ❜
@botrusanimarum· / &· BE STILL · * ♡
The entire room went DIM and MUTE. Well....almost mute. The only sound ECHOING inside of her own ears was the rather BLUNT CHIME of somewhat EXCRUCIATING inhale. With a single TOUCH ever so gentle, he was about to set her entire world on FIRE. Hot, burning, exciting, and completely MAD fire. The kind of fire that would RAVAGE her - fiercely CONSUMING her entire body bone by bone while she MERCILESSLY BEGS for more.
❝ What are you doing, MR. Pierce ❞ Lydia manages to push the words through her semi-paralyzed lips. ❝ Someone....might see....US?! ❞ A sharp gulp followed by a cry for help or perhaps just a REMINDER that they were out in a public settings. Not that it would MATTER nevertheless. The petite redhead knew her HUSBAND very well. The man had his WICKED ways of making her remember how absolutely BLESSED she was to be in love with him. And Lydia? Well, she LOVED every second she got.
Trying to write after taking a break for nearly three years makes me feel like my brain has died along with all my creativity.
“my characters deserve a break” I say as I make things even worse for them
Send my muse one of the following texts to see how they react:
[text] I can’t take you seriously when you’re using that many emojis. [text] Im not drunk eveyone is just blurry [text] Could you be anymore dramatic? [text] You need more friends… or a therapist… [text] All you do all day is sit around and google pictures of baby animals! [text] I just miss you. That’s all. [text] New rule.. every time you say his name I get to punch you. [text] You’re going to hell for sure now. [text] Why is there a life size cardboard cut out of Harry Styles in my bedroom? [text] I really don’t care… [text] Oh no, I’m not doing that again. [text] I’ve seen every episode of Grey’s Anatomy like 3 times. I practically have a PhD. [text] Do whatever you want. I don’t even care anymore. [text] Can’t talk now.. too busy eating ice cream and watching House Hunters International. [text] We’re not watching Frozen again. [text] I have no idea what you’re talking about… [text] You’ve got waaaay too much time on your hands. [text] Are you trying to bribe me with sex? [text] I just don’t think moving in together is a very good idea… [text] Because you’re pissing me off! [text] You left your sweatshirt here. It’s mine now. [text] I need to tell you something but you have to promise not to get mad. [text] What did I say about sending me pictures like that while I’m at work? [text] Wait… are you serious? [text] I accidentally just called my mom a bitch to her face and now I have to run away. [text] I’m just saying that you look a lot better without clothes on! [text] I know that we don’t always get along but I really do miss you. [text] Pictures or it didn’t happen! [text] I’ll accept apologizes in the form of food or sex. [text] I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry please just pick up the phone. [text] That’s really inappropriate… [text] I don’t know if I should be embarrassed or proud… [text] You’ll never guess who just texted me. [text] I hate my life right now about as much as Robert Pattinson hates Twilight.