Wolf Girl

Happy 33rd Birthday, Isabella Marie Swan-Cullen (September 13, 1987)

what do you mean twilight isnt about the wolf pack 🤔🤔

paul after trying to be cute and giggle at bella and then her immediately punching him in the face for it

To vampires the wolves smell like dogs so to wolves does that mean that the cullens smell like dead people?? Like I genuinely want to know. Do the Cullens smell like rotten corpses??

If the Cullens do smell like rotten corpses then they have no room to talk about the wolves’ smell when they smell like dead people

Twilight

this actually looks like a low res photo from someone’s 2008 prom like it doesn’t even feel like a behind the scenes to the film

i doubt the twilight script writers realised what they had done when they wrote the line “no, our bus is full” but to this day it is one of the funniest things ever said in film. that dramatic little bitch. if i had written that line, i would have taken the rest of the day off after penning that, and it would have been well deserved.

ive said it before and ill say it again. this iconic line wouldve been even better if edward had shattered the glass when he banged on the bus door.

what do you mean twilight isnt about the wolf pack 🤔🤔

midnight sun movie where theres a hallucination carlisle everytime edward thinks he's gonna do something bad, like how bella had the hallucination edward in new moon

I-

I had tooooo!!

Teehee oh no I’m back at it!!

I could nOT get this out of my head

Hybwhhwuhuwhuwhuwhuwhuhuhyfrdeerfg

people hate on twilight but it is THE only movie ive ever watched where the 17 year olds actually act like 17 year olds, complete with awkward silences and overall dumbassery. nobody is smooth or clever at all, everyone is uncomfortable, half of bella’s responses to anything that happens to her are “um” and tbh that’s true to life! that’s cinematic realism baby like it or not

Not to mention that besides the cullens, all the teen characters are wearing realistic clothing/makeup choices unlike other movies that have high schoolers wearing 5 inch heels and full glam makeup at 10am on a thursday

Emmett’s face when Phil comes over and starts talking about his most recent minor league baseball game when two weeks ago Emmett literally hit a grand slam halfway to Alberta. Jasper chased it for 40 minutes but lost it. Alice had to use her special Husband Recall Whistle. Esme took Bella home and made her a snack while they waited.

Edward:

Bella, Me, The Entire Fandom:

hi hi i’m having a crisis so you know how in the second cars movie they go through airport security and its like really strict which implies there was a cars 9/11…………… cars gerard way. cars stephenie meyer. i think u know where i’m going with this.

i am once again making my brain everyone else’s problem.

I actually stumbled upon an interview about the initial pitch for the movie

And get this. It was supposed to be horror and cars basically got so smart they realized they didn’t need humans anymore so they got rid of them. The catch was that they took the personality of the person that drove them. Not sure if this info makes your theory better or worse lol.

I’m gonna go look for that interview and see if I can find it.

i really didnt expect someone to say something tonight more terrifying than "tow mater is christian grey" but here you are

Bella Swan discovered the existence of vampires and then went to school the following Monday like it was nbd

I really hate her asgsjahsak lmao at the end of new moon after just seeing this hidden castle (!) underneath a whole ass city (!!!) where vampire royalty (!!!!!) plus their vampire ARMY (!!!) eat like 100+ innocent tourists (!!!!!!!!!!) she’s just like, “and I missed my calculus test so might be going to community college lol :/” girl what!

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