Easily Paleo-ified with some tweaks to the stir-fry sauce.

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does anybody know how long the sauces keep in the fridge if u wanna make them ahead

reblog to save a life, i didn’t know this

Reblogging cause I had no idea ! Stay safe all!

This is very useful and important. Also I almost called the cops by accident once while not paying attention and anxiously stimming with the buttons on my phone

SUPER USEFUL!

Known this for a while but reblogging to spread the word. Hella useful

Didn’t know this, but it’s brilliant and I hope it saves someone!

Hazel Scott playing two pianos at the same damn time with ease

Hazel Scott was a musical sorcerer and a civil rights hero.   She:

She was brought down by the House Committee on Unamerican Activities, and has been largely forgotten.  But she was a sorcerer, and a hero.  

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Let’s un-forget her.

just saying

WE CAN WHAT

Same

John Boyega:  “Africa isn’t a testing lab you pieces of shit.”

Jay Ingram: “For those wondering, two scientists in France said they should test the COVID vaccine on people in Africa for efficiency or something. Super dehumanizing and part of a long, racist history of similar acts.”

waits patiently for 2015 upload

2015

Happy new year 2016

Happy new year 2017 

Happy new year

Happy New Year

It’s almost time. Be prepared.

It’s here!

That’s Louis Rossman, a repair technician and YouTuber, who went viral recently for railing against Apple. Apple purposely charges a lot for repairs and you either have to pay up or buy a new device. That’s because Apple withholds necessary tools and information from outside repair shops. And to think, we were just so close to change.

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No one will know which is it

This guy inspired me to repair my own macbook. First of all, you should know that I am not… like, I have to look up HOW to look up what my computer specifications are. Tech, that ware either soft or hard, is not a subject in which I experience comfort or competence. But my puppy peed on my keyboard, and I asked the apple store, or the fucking mac cafe, or the godsdamn Computer House Chill Zone or whatever cute ass name they have for their bullshit store, and they said it would be TWELVE HUNDRED DOLLARS TO REPLACE MY KEYBOARD. I’m not even exaggerating.

So I asked the internet, well how hard IS it to repair? And I saw this guy’s video, and while I am no techie, I AM fueled by spite, so I was all “oh, they do that shit on purpose specifically so they can charge me $1200 bucks or make me buy a new computer hunh? FUCK THEM” and I bought all the tools I needed for about $25 and I bought all the parts I needed for about another $25 and I watched a few tutorial videos, and I replaced my own keyboard.

So, once you are doing the actual deed, it becomes pretty obvious that they are finding creative ways to make this much harder than it has to be on purpose. On thing that stood out to me is, instead of all the tiny screws being the same size, there are about two dozen very slightly different sizes. They could easily be all the same size, or like, two sizes at most, but no.

These mother fuckers will take a panel that screws into place and they’ll use a different size screw for each corner. They are so close that you almost cannot tell them apart visually, but they each will only screw into the matching corner. Like, it’s a pretty clear “fuck you” to anyone trying to do repairs.

anyway, this guy is also fueled by spite, and doing holy work, and I have mad respect

This is awesome. Man is doing good ass deeds 24/7 because he’s giving people control.

How dare you not leave a link to his channel, this guy is the savior of the modern world.

Where did the hype go? We can’t stop now guys.

We’re so close!!

WE AIN’T GIVING UP C'MON ONLY 32 DAYS LEFT!!! WE NEED TO RAISE 1 MIL EVERY 8 DAYS IN ORDER TO REACH THE GOAL, WE CANNOT LET THE FLAME DIE OUT!!!!!

PLANT TREES PLANT TREEES PLANT TREES PLANT TREES PL-

$1 plants one tree! 

Just 27 days left!

You know, probably my favorite part of the movie Hercules, besides all of the horridly inaccurate mythology and fun gospel music, is that Hercules was already super strong and didn’t need to work out. Phil just made him work out for the Hero Aesthetic™

Skinny arms don’t cut it, kid.

Only big arms will get you an action figure.

Never mind that you’ve been lifting houses since you were a toddler.

Phil knew hercules needed to be thicc

See, you understand.

Hang on

What if it was actually Phil protecting Hercules?

Like yes he’s strong without having the muscles and everything but that’s only because he’s a god…

What if Phil gave him actual strength? So if his god strength was taken away (i.e. hades taking it away) he would still be able to fight?

He wouldn’t have a weakness like Achillies.

He really would be perfect

But also consider hades reaction to him taking away his god strength and Hercules is just standing there like yeah okay I’m just gonna fight you and hades is like losing his shit cause that was not how this was supposed to go

Phil also taught him and helped him train his hero skills. Hercules was strong, but his strength was aimless and did more harm than good. Phil taught him how to use his abilities to actually help people and not fuck up as much.

respect Phil

Deadpool’s instructive video may save your testicles

This is both entertaining and really important.

Yo if you’ll reblog the boob campaign, you can damn well reblog Deadpool discussing bollocks.

Deadpool is canonically riddled with cancer this is actually such an appropriate campaign

VACCINATE YA KIDS FFS

The other thing about measles is that it resets your body’s memory of other diseases. So all those times you’ve gotten sick? Your body’s memory cells no longer remember those illnesses, so even if you get the same type of illness again your body will react like it’s the first time you’ve been sick.

It’s so much worse than “just a disease”. 

Measles does WHAT

Holy fuck

What the fuck what the fuck what the fUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

antivaxxers also sabotaged the human lyme disease vaccine. they literally conspired online in usenet boards to go out and participate in the vaccine trials, and they all proceeded to complain of arthritis, the only symptom of lyme disease they were apparently aware of. this caused media hysteria about the vaccine. if you remember the flu vaccine hysteria around the swine flu epidemic, it was kind of like that. despite double-blind trials being unable to support their claims and instead displaying that the vaccine was safe and effective, the damage was done, and the vaccine was shelved in the USA. you can get a lyme disease vaccine in Europe, but Europe has a different strain of the bacteria that causes lyme disease.

Lyme disease can become very serious, it can infect the nervous system and cause neurological problems especially in young children who are often bitten on the head or the neck, undiagnosed it can cause chronic health issues that mimic other diseases. Without safe prophylactic measures beyond trying to minimize contact w ticks, this has driven people who have had lyme disease, have chronic effects from mass-disseminated lyme disease infection, or people who believe they have chronic lyme disease to go to quack doctors and undergo unsafe, unapproved medical treatment in an attempt to stop suffering.

This would not be happening on the scale that it is if antivaxxers didn’t straight up execute a supervillain plot to sabotage the lyme disease vaccine bc this happened the same year andrew wakefield published his fraudulent research on the MMR vaccine

https://www.vox.com/science-and-health/2018/5/7/17314716/lyme-disease-vaccine-history-effectiveness

these people are fucking dangerous beyond compare

Police making a woman take off her clothing at the beach because she’s wearing too much, 2016

Police measuring a woman’s clothing because she’s wearing too little, 1922

Wow almost as if the clothes weren’t the problem and men just want to control women

I think it’s an important peice of context that the first image was based on a law that was targeting Muslims specifically.

The Aristocats (1970) dir. Wolfgang Reitherman

This move is cute af. Single mom finds love in an unexpected doofus who says nice things and means them.

And who unabashedly loves her kids and is 100% down to be their stepdad. AND a badass old lady who loves her cats and is just fabulous.

OKAY BUT CAN WE TALK ABOUT MADAME AND GEORGE AND HOW THEY HAVE SUCH A CHARMING, FLIRTY RELATIONSHIP AND IT ISNT MOCKED BECAUSE THEY ARE “TOO OLD” AND HOW MADAME IS PORTRAYED AS BEAUTIFUL AND DIGNIFIED BUT ALSO DOWN TO BE A LITTLE SILLY WHEN THE OCCASION CALLS FOR IT EVEN AS AN OLD WOMAN!!!

Like how neither of them are presented as ‘past their prime’ - they’re just living their best lives and it’s AMAZING?!?