Eboy this...egirl that.... And what am I ? An ediot...

I fucking warned them. I. Warned. Them. But did they listen to me? Of fucking course not. Now they're suffering the consequences because i do what i say, as im a man of my word.

What did you do this time

Drilled the bedsheet to the bed because it kept falling back up

me age 15 sitting alone in an oversized hoodie listening to pompeii by bastille through my broken apple earbuds at school feeling deeply depressed but also thinking i was the most interesting and unique person alive

A contribution

– Andrew Jackson Jihad, Hate & Kill (x) | 16-18/31

4 aventures de Reinette et Mirabelle (Éric Rohmer, 1987)

White collar worker and executives: “Hurray, it’s labor day weekend! 3 full days off! We are so fortunate to live in a Great Country that Cares about it’s Workers!”

Service industry workers who know labor day weekend is one of the busiest 3 days of the year which means double or triple shifts and not seeing family all while being forced to be not only polite but cheerful:

While also knowing that Labor Day was intended as a holiday for them and they still have to put up with this shit

Uber eat

food $2

drink 1$

Delivery 40$

Total : 349$

i'm in love w/ claire and not a fucking soul can stop me

[ancient egyptian dude sees another dude painting hieroglyphics] oh man you made anubis look super hot, are you open for commissions

dark billy joel

we started the fire