Peeing

Again with this

are you mad at me?

Knock it off

Huh, must've been the wind.

me: wow it's so nice out here today. this world is full of boundless eternal beauty. god is in everything and we are god

the birds circling above who are about to go for my eyes: we are god

Artificial intelligence makes accurate sheep counting.

when you’re in the club freaking it sensitive style

seriously have been thinking about this all night long. call me autistic but the fact that 90% of workplaces the point is not to get your work done and then be done doing it but to instead perform an elaborate social dance in which you find something to do even when you're done doing everything you need to do in order to show your fellow workers that you, too, are Working . because you are at Work . disgusting why cant we all agree that if there is no work immediately to be done. we just dont do anything

Boujie Beetle

“I’m becoming who I am and it’s the scariest thing I’ve ever done.” Posted from the PostSecret website.

(important to note: the postcard includes a chemical formula pasted next to the message. the chemical is testosterone.)

this was like 8 individual slaps in the face

Do y’all think siblings in medieval times would look at the little beasts in illuminated manuscripts and point at each other like ‘ha! ‘Tis thou!’

bro i didnt share my new son $1.07 with you guys hold on

yall arent ready for her . u cannot emotionally prepare for him .

her name is $1.07 and he is the worlds least animal

he is so scared all the time

god forgive me

I said ooh girl

Shock me like an electric