Please stop he is drowning.....

Gone forever

Please stop he is drowning.....

Gone forever

Soup: served

Marrow: exploded

I am forcibly removed from the dinner party.

A cosmic tribute to my current favourite comment in YouTube history

syndy sagrent🫡

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So my bike was stolen from our garage last night. My beloved, custom, carbon fiber, most-expensive-thing-I-own-aside-from-my-car bike. I just found it listed on FB marketplace. Shit is about to go down.

You take the time to look up the specs and even with that knowledge post it for an insulting low price?? Also this asshole had to have posted it within an hour or two of stealing in. Unreal.

Just making shit up left and right. I’ve called the police and they’re useless so I’ve called reliable backup: climber friends. So far I have four men and two vehicles that will be joining B and I at the rendezvous. Bike heist is a go.

@pastelsailorr That is absolutely what’s going to happen.

Bike heist was a success. I met the thief, asked him to take it for a test ride, and then just…rode away. lol.

At which point, the boys all got out of their cars where they were waiting to have a chat with the guy. B met me with our car two blocks away, we put the bike in the back, and returned to Safeway to see how the boys were faring. Thief had already skedaddled, but they’d told him to never step foot on my property again and he apologized and booked it. So we had an adrenaline-fueled morning that nonetheless reinforced that we’ve moved to a place with a great community of friends willing to drop everything on a Saturday morning to help us, and the guys claimed it was the most fun they’d had in months.

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They're the spiders Georg of living in other people's bodies

ID: Two edited screenshots from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. In the first one a blond woman stands outside a brick building. She has been labelled "Corona" and the caption had been edited to read "How do four people only have only body that is originally theirs between them?". The second screenshot shows three men who the woman is looking at. One looks taken aback, one is looking away from her, and the third looks upset. They are labelled "Camilla and Palamedes", "Pyrrha", and "Nona". The caption reads "They're-- The economy is in shambles." /end ID

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funniest crime would be breaking into a car on a hot day so you can die in it

Happy sparkle off thursday to those who observe

night doodles on ipad

faded blue house portrait hanging on the wall at the local urgentcare

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hazmat is short for hazardous matthew

we don't talk enough about how mike basically met jigsaw on a dating app

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