— my love should wear a warning sign, damn right I remember you     |e.j.|

I'm crying here!! 😭😭😭

Late for class?

Good Omens Uni AU

So accurate!

Aziraphale keeps giving Crowley heart attacks ;D

Based on this fanfic.

OMG

Aziraphale & Crowley At The Ritz

Dancing on the head of a pin

OMG this is so cute

Art is mine, pls reblog, do not repost :D 

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road to el dorado and good omens have one thing in common and that’s dumb gay energy

I’m standing by my theory that Aziraphale would propose to Crowley the moment he found out that the Ritz catered weddings. 

(he’d have wanted to marry the demon for some time. but that buttercream frosting, tho…) 

It may have gone something like this;

Adam: [sitting at a table in the Ritz with them, looking between the two] So when are you two getting married?

Aziraphale: Excuse me!

Crowley: [trying to play it cool - failing] WHAT?!

Aziraphale: We’re- we’re not!

Crowley: Right! [hiding his broken heart in his whiskey glass] Totally not! Totally- totally not. Ever. Never ever. 

Aziraphale: Because- because for that to happen we- we would need to be a-a couple.

Adam: … you’re not?

Aziraphale: Well-

Crowley: I mean-

Adam: Because you obviously love one another. 

Aziraphale: Uh-

Crowley: Ngk

Adam: And you’ve been best friends for so long.

Aziraphale: We- we… uh… we-

Crowley: NGK

Adam: And the tension between you two could curdle milk.

Aziraphale: Now see here, young man-

Crowley: [beginning the process of melting]

Aziraphale: You cannot just waltz into our lives and blindly assume-

Crowley: [absolutely lost in a void of love and horror. two seconds away from snaking out]

Aziraphale: I mean. We’re mortal enemies! Adversaries! What would Heaven and Hell think if we were to-

Adam: I also just saw a flyer by the front desk that said the Ritz caters weddings. 

Aziraphale: …

Crowley: …

Aziraphale: Actually, you know what, darling, a fall wedding does sound lovely. 

Crowley: [has ascended to a higher plane] 

Aziraphale: [reaching over to take Crowley’s hand] and you do love buttercream frosting, don’t you love?

Crowley: [has become the physical manifestation of the sound ‘ngk’]

Aziraphale: And I did bookmark some lovely venues in those bridal magazines I ordered a few months ago. 

Crowley: [does not currently remember his own name. can hear the voice of God. She is saying ‘noice’.] 

Adam: Cool. 

Adam: Plus, I looked in Crowley’s glove compartment, today. 

Adam: I bet he’s had that ring in there for decades. 

Crowley: [has left the establishment as a snake and is currently trying to get into the gutter] 

#the difference between consensual and non-consensual wall shoving (via @deputychairman )

Aziraphale: Oh, my dear boy, what a luck! I got this marvelous suit at 50% off

Crowley: I'd like it 100% off

Aziraphale, huffing: Now, Crowley, that would be an awful way to conduct business! Why would they gift it away?

Crowley, bliking slowly: That... that's not what I mean-

Crowley’s plants scene with stage direction notes from the Good Omens Script Book (a book I highly recommend)

Self indulgent body positive comic because I got very angry when Gabriel told Aziraphale to lose the gut.

Godfathers.

This image has so much meme potential but I have yet to see it used

Examples include

This is amazing