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oh my god

did cinderella ever talk to her man about his faceblindness

#'i met the perfect woman but it was a special occasion'#'so now wherever she is her makeup and hair are probably different'#'this is my nightmare'

rip prince charming, who had to let the whole kingdom make jokes about his foot fetish for the rest of his life because every blonde with an updo looks basically the same as far as he can tell

they call him prince charming because he’s always really polite to strangers to cover for the fact that he doesn’t know if he’s supposed to recognize them from somewhere and when you’re a prince that shit starts wars

My brain on drugs

Ah that poor person in front of the fence, she missed out one of the coolest things ever.

hey girl you single? no? would you like to be?

aggressive divorce attorney advertising campaign

you can do better babe, let’s make this happen

it’s too early for this

oks

me and the boys, felsírtam

tegnapról

Flags Mashup Bot is really out here trying to start World War III

I have no words

the accuracy, music choice, smoothly transitioned comedic timing, facial expressions.. this is Oscar-worthy

I think I’ll try defining gravity

THIS IS THE PUN OF ALL PUNS EVERYBODY CAN GO HOME NOW

Why is this so funny

“anakin, what do you have?”

“a wife!”

“NO!”

Gymbro breakup

this is really tragic