Customer: THE COMPANY I WORK FOR IN THE USMC IS FOX COMPANY AND WE CALL OUR SELFS FATAL FOX DMV: FATAL IS SOMETHING THAT KILLS YOU Verdict: DENIED

why is adderall even a controlled substance. whats the big deeeaaallllll

come oonnnnnnn

adhd symptoms are always just mild enough to seem fake but just severe enough to make everyone on planet earth think you’re an asshole for having them. not a big fan of this paradox tbh

farcille isn't "toxic yuri." nothing remotely toxic about them, they both treat each other with a great deal of care and affection and respect. just because marcille is willing to do forbidden necromancy and arguably cannibalism for her wife doesn't make her toxic that's just what you do for a woman with broad shoulders

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love the word “rapscallion”. like not only are you a rascal but you’re also kind of spring onion about it too

wanted to make a low poly fox cuz i thought "yea this'll be quick and easy" and then proceeded to spend the entire afternoon on it

me sexting: i feel like something bad is going to happen to me. i feel like something bad has happened. it hasn't reached me yet but it's on its way.

trying to do sexy pain-based powerplay dynamics with a girl who's quitting smoking so instead of burning me with the cherry while she fucks me she just has to throw her nicotine-free vape battery at my head as hard as possible

You can donate to the Palestine Children's Relief Fund for as little as $1.00.

There is a fee you can choose to apply to cover processing.

Which if you choose to do leaves you with a total of ~$1.35 (USD) depending on the type of card you have.

PCRF has a score of 97% on Charity Navigator.

Adults and children alike are currently dying in Palestine due to starvation. (World Health Organization Link)

The Gaza Strip is one of two places in the entire world that is categorized as Phase 5 (the highest phase) on the Integrated Food Security Phase Classification scale.

So even if you think it isn't enough, remember that donating even as little as $1.35 helps! It's $1.35 they wouldn't have had otherwise. So donate if you can. 🇵🇸

Since the minimum is so low, this is a great place to put the last of a prepaid card, don't just give it back to the card company by tossing it with money still on it! Even a dollar can do good!

Weeping with unrestrained joy at the aquarium because I saw a fish

Go jerk off. Yes you. Yes stop what you're doing, it can wait. Jerk off.

im driving rn but okay!!!

uh oh

Well ... Lets all be like Mr. Virtue today

This is Brother Calm

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