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A Space Captain's Misadventures

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(INDIE FANDOMLESS OC BLOG MUN IS OVER 20+) Maximilian Washington here! Captain of the Nova Divider, finest pirate ship that sailed the Cosmos. You read that right i'ma space pirate, but it's just a title really… i'm really in it for the adventure, Just...
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// *Blows the dust off this account and coughs hard for like a minute and a half* Oh God, Um.... hello? Oh jeez, how do I do this again? How is everyone? Good? That's good. Anyway, I think I'm back? Yes.

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Make a Wish: Closed RP

“I guess that’s the benefit of having a god of the seas driving the boat.” Max nodded in agreement, not letting go of the genie’s hand as they made their way upstairs.

“One of the few benefits…” She murmured, joining the crew for lunch on the deck. Unfortunately it was only eggs and toast. They were being stingy with food before landfall. They’d eat like kings once they landed. “I hope the island is doing alright…I also hope it doesn’t do anything strange once I come back…”

“It’s been a few days but I don’t think anything drastic has happened to the island… then again, I would say that if I was still living in a world where this island didn’t get raised from the bottom of the ocean by mythical creatures I thought only existed in stories and myths.”

Roxanne grimaced, suddenly overcome with the sensation of water flooding her nasal passages. She sputtered, grumbling to herself. “The captain wants to speak with us. He really needs to pick a different summoning spell. His magic always feels like drowning.” The genie rather he summoned her than Max, she didn’t want him going through that kind of trauma. Deities were so brutish with their magic usage. “We should go see what he wants.”

At the mentioning of drowning, he couldn’t help but feel a little tight chested himself, still trying to get over the fact that he felt everything his ancestor had felt in that cave, dying, alone, to creature she couldn’t even see… It sent a chill down his entire being as he cleared his throat, “Then let’s not hold him any longer than we need to.” He said as he made his way out of the crew quarters and to the captain’s. “Poseidon…  you wanted to see us?”

“We’ll arrive in about an hour. I will have the engineer steer the ship to the coast. However I will be getting off here to visit whoever loves below this island. If they willingly give up your lamp, you cannot bother them from here on out. Does that sound fair, Roxanne?”

“Barely but I’ll have to take it. I need the lamp soon, I believe the island will flourish from it’s presence.” Roxanne retorted, arms crossed as she struggled to bite her tongue. It’d be easier to cut her way through the mer to get her lamp. Diplomacy was from the weak. Roxanne had the power of the cosmos, she could get her way by force if she so needed.

“I’d rather no blood be spilled if it doesn’t need to be, if you can talk to them and calm them then by all means please do...” He paused, “Honestly I used to want to meet a mermaid or two but...” He reached his hand to his throat subconsciously, clearing it ever so softly, “Recently discoveries have lessened that excitement to a degree.” He confessed.

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D&D MCGuffins:  Infinity Stones

Its fairly common amongst our community, but I’m a comics guy. I’m also a Marvel fan, and having recently seen Infinity War, yeah I like that.

Anyway, I got to thinking recently about the stuff I love, and the many fun little things in them that I’d love to share with my friends by bringing them into our games. The McGuffins which really make the great films, books, video games that I truly love.

So I started to think of how they would work, and thought I’d offer my thoughts on the obvious first choice - the INFINITY STONES.

Yeah, I know, I said Stones rather than Gems. But movie audiences, you know?

Anywho, these are my ideas for the stones - six primordial artifacts as magical items for use in D&D:

No Gauntlet just yet. i figure thats an item far too powerful to have on a table top, but I may add it at some point.

Let me know what you think!

Also, I’m trying to boost this blog a bit, so please like and share!

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If an alien race were the same size as these octopi, the females would be 6.6ft (2m) in height, and their males would only be 2.4cm tall.

Imagine seeing what you think is your alien comrade sitting alone with dinner, only to see a tiny figure dart across the table like a bug. It scurries up her arm and seems to plant a little kiss on her cheek. 

Surprise, she’s having dinner with her husband!

Why is that dinner bit so cute gosh

This could be us but you decided not to be 457 feet tall 😒

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syrva

Ghibli knew what was up

just because i needed an approximate visual scale on this

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“Who doesn’t have their own darkness that they wish would just go away, luckily for me… I don’t just do what I’m told… too much power to just have one entity have the pleasure of using it… much to their dismay.” The female version Max would chuckle a dark and lust filled chuckle, raw emotion and energy coming from them as they taunted their other half. “I lock you away because you are a menace to any universe you come across and in the presence of time lords you can’t help but somehow be even worse. Don’t even get me started on you with The Master “Oh I do miss them… Tell me, do you know them?” She asked the woman, their eyes meeting. 

“Sharing is good manners and with power like that? I can see why you like to use it.” So close. Just a little bit more. It wouldn’t take much for her to slip back over the edge. She just hoped that Max wouldn’t try to lock her away in that room again. Whatever it was …it was not good. And that Nova woman. She couldn’t be allowed to interfere. 

“Oh, so you have run across more of my kind,” her eyes moved between them. “I knew I sensed TARDIS energy here.” A little more. It felt so good. Just to give in. 

Her eyes meet with the other woman’s. “The Master? Of course. Although I hear they go by Missy now.” She smiled. “Its been a while since I saw them last.”

“So even the master like the power of the opposite sex, something I can definteily appreciate it.” She smirked with a huff and lick of her lips. “I’ll have to go see them soon...” Max noticed the two sharing eye contact, moving in front of his other half to break their contact, knowing just how powerful and influencial it was, how intoxicating it was to feel on your body, he knew cause she did it all the time to free herself. Cutting off her influence, “Enough of your sweet words, Maxine, you will get back in your cage, you will not corrupt another time lord.”

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Closed Starter || Ay ay captain

“Oh I like games. But this still sounds like a start of existential crisis.” I replied with smile. I am so happy this is not reality for me because I am sure I would lose the rest of my mind in no time.  Regardless, we have entered my room. Except it wasn’t mine, but it looked exactly how I would imagine my room if I had one.

“This makes my head spin,” I confessed to Max when I saw all of it. There were so many things. And it was so right… but also so wrong!  “Holy shit it’s an actual Ironpool suit!” I screamed once I noticed the red robotic suit in the corner. “Shit, you weren’t lying. I need to get on Tony’s good grace when I get back to Earth..”

“It might be the start of one if you’re not careful, then again I’m not sure how careful one can be when thinking about those things, especially with the way your mind works... and doesnt work.” He teased as he watched the merc with a mouth was almost stunned at all the things that were boh right and wrong with this room, an experience he was used to witness from all the mercs he had met before them.

“I know a couple of Tonys that would easier to do that for, though some of them honestly can’t stand me either... I’ve helped a few of you travel from multiverse to multiverse before.”

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The maze was much easier to navigate thanks to the trail of clothing she was leaving until he was at the center, staring at the woman’s naked back. “You know finding you was much easier than you let on.”

She moaned into his ear as she gripped his shoulders, her breasts pressed firmly against his chest as she moved her hips eagerly.

He pumped his hips slowly so his cock slid and stretched against every inch of her wonderful pussy. 

She moaned in pleasure as she rolled her hips with him, taking every inch of him, she could feel her body giving in and after a few moments, she climaxed.

He wasn’t far behind in his pleasure as her climax brought him to climax, his hips not stopping as he knew he could pump for what honestly felt like an eternity. Her pussy was so addicting wrapped around his cock..

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Minnie groaned as she finally came to, she looked around and noticed that she was not at home. Her eyes looked down at herself and noticed that she was tied up, unable to move. “Hello! Where the hell am I?”She called out,hoping for somebody to answer her.

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“Have fun, darling. You deserve it. And I love myself a good fashion show.” She smirked as she moved to take a seat down so she could watch the strip and fashion show.

“Thank you so much, I will put on a good show for you.”She giggled as she went in and went to change into a tight blue dress and silver high heals.

“I only expect the best from my new favorite toys.” She smirked relaxing, still reveling happily over new conquest.

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"Nothing in this world can hold my interest any longer..." complained Gabrielle.

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“What? Run out of earth magics to use and demons to deal with?” Max rolled his eyes and crossed his arms as he looked at the witch.

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She followed him around the ship, continuing to stretch. ;yeah, well, I didn’t do too well on normal ships. But at least out here there’s no giant masses of water…“ Gabrielle commented. She gave a shrug. “Besides, this is my first exploration into space. You’re not supposed to enjoy your first time, Maxy.”

They made their way to the large room, weights, matted floor, the wash of stars above them. Boxing equipment and a nice ring. “When it comes to space i’d have to disagree.” He said, knowing what she was reffering to otherwise.

“Damn.” Gabrielle nodded, enjoying the view of the room. “Well, lets get me changed. I need to punch something.” She began to jump slightly, feeling anxious to get started. The witch began to shake out her arms and legs, energy radiating through her. 

“If you need it, there are training dummies and holograms that can be programmed to fight in all kinds of scenarios, think of it like the holodeck from Star Trek on a much more advanced scale.” He explained as he walked over to one of the panels.

“Programmable dummies? Sounds like 50s all over again.” she joked, starting to punch at the bag in front of her. The witch found herself unable to keep still, her blows coming harder and faster as she focused her energy on the bag. She grit her teeth and let out a growl, finally breaking free from the bag to roll her shoulders and head around. “I think I’m ready to spar. Which dummy is up first?” she asked. 

One of the dummies came off the wall, it looked like a crash test dummy but it’s articulation and movement almost made it look like it was alive. Max was sitting by the panel, looking like he was adjusting dials or making observations. “There are ten levels of difficulty…”

The witch’s focus shifted to the dummy as it started to move. “Don’t mind working my way up.” She said, readying herself for an attack. “Or, hell, get a little crazy.” She smirked, eyes narrowing on the dummy. “Over here, dummy…” she called out, countering to her right a bit.

The dummy mirrored her movement, it’s faceless head turning and looking the vampiric witch up and down as if scanning her every movement. Mimicking her steps until they were only a few feet apart from one another.

The blonde focused on the newly-animated dummy. Hand-to-hand combat was never Gabrielle’s strong point. She began by charging forward, throwing a left hook at the head of the dummy, 

The dummy sloppily and barely dodged out of the way of the vampire’s sudden speed and agility, throwing a left of it’s own towards the vampire’s shoulder to try and disable it’s motor functions.

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Visions || CLOSED

“Power’s always shifting, Maxy. Power’s always shifting.” She turned and began walking off. A few paces away, the witch stopped and turned around, eyes searching the street. “Where’d the Seer go?” Gabrielle asked, looking back at Max. 

“She’s taken residence aboard my ship, safe. Thought you didn’t care about her anymore…” Max said with a testing tone, after all she practically left that clue and notebook for the seer to find.

“Oh, I don’t.” replied the witch. “Just… be glad she wasn’t with you when you broke into my place.” Gabrielle told him cryptically. She turned and began to stumble off. “Keep your nose out of my business, Maxy.” She called over her shoulder. “Bad things might happen if you don’t.” 

There was  blink as he read the woman’s words again, instinct wanted him to turn his eyes towards the seer, but he knew the witch and the demon were watching. “I’ll take your words under advisement, thanks for the warning.” He said in a sarcastic tone

The witch turned around the corner, disappearing from sight. Ivy frowned, watching as Gabrielle left. “Well, she’s still clearly intoxicated.” mumbled the Seer. She was clutching the notebook to her chest. “And what did she mean about bad things happening?” she asked Max, looking over to him. 

“With how much she drinks, I wouldn’t be surprised if she “woke up” drunk tomorrow night.. maybe the next night as well.” He teased, “As for what bad things means, let’s hope what happened to your memory and that headache are the only ones… and if it’s not let’s hope Gabrielle has a antidote after we help her out.” He looked over to her, “That being said, what’s the book say?”

Ivy let out a small cough, clearing her throat before lifting the book back up and pointing at a page. “Right here is the symbol. And under that, she wrote ‘Inverse control’” The Seer paused, eyes scanning the empty page. “She has to be the one to destroy the symbol or else the demon is released and immediately assumes control of its vessel. The seal has to be ‘disfigured or destroyed beyond repair’ before the demon is expelled.” 

“Those rules make this tricky… especially the whole making her do the deed part.” He noticed the woman’s cough, but he would need more than that to truly start worrying again. “Is there anything in there that has to deal with giant sigils or symbols that need to be placed on a floor? I think Gabrielle was trying to tell me something was under her carpet…” He theorized

Ivy shook her head, clearing her throat again before speaking. “No, there’s no mention of any sort of sigils or symbols.” She chuckled slightly. “There’s a random drawing of a rug down here at the bottom of the page… But that can’t mean anything…” She swallowed hard and made a small face before turning the page of the journal and continuing to read. 

“If it’s in that journal and she spoke up about it then unfortunately it’s important.” Max sighed with a tired sigh, seeing that her annoying ticks and coughs were getting more and more prevalent. “What’s wrong?” He quirked up an eyebrow.

The Seer shook her head, trying to wave him off. She opened her mouth to speak but the only sound made was a struggling, gagging one. Ivy dropped the journal as her hands reached up for her throat. Slowly, she began to turn a pale shade of blue, falling to her knees. She could feel something in her throat but couldn’t dislodge it, eyes squeezing closed at the tightness of the sensation. 

Max’s eyes opened wide, “Fuck! This must be another magical trap!” Max exclaimed as he took the book from her, closing it, hoping that would do something to stop the magic that was obviously strangling her.

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Make a Wish: Closed RP

“I guess that’s the benefit of having a god of the seas driving the boat.” Max nodded in agreement, not letting go of the genie’s hand as they made their way upstairs.

“One of the few benefits…” She murmured, joining the crew for lunch on the deck. Unfortunately it was only eggs and toast. They were being stingy with food before landfall. They’d eat like kings once they landed. “I hope the island is doing alright…I also hope it doesn’t do anything strange once I come back…”

“It’s been a few days but I don’t think anything drastic has happened to the island… then again, I would say that if I was still living in a world where this island didn’t get raised from the bottom of the ocean by mythical creatures I thought only existed in stories and myths.”

Roxanne grimaced, suddenly overcome with the sensation of water flooding her nasal passages. She sputtered, grumbling to herself. “The captain wants to speak with us. He really needs to pick a different summoning spell. His magic always feels like drowning.” The genie rather he summoned her than Max, she didn’t want him going through that kind of trauma. Deities were so brutish with their magic usage. “We should go see what he wants.”

At the mentioning of drowning, he couldn’t help but feel a little tight chested himself, still trying to get over the fact that he felt everything his ancestor had felt in that cave, dying, alone, to creature she couldn’t even see... It sent a chill down his entire being as he cleared his throat, “Then let’s not hold him any longer than we need to.” He said as he made his way out of the crew quarters and to the captain’s. “Poseidon...  you wanted to see us?”

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“One person’s hero is another person’s villain and Bond Villain feels more intimidating, at least in comparison with the newer bond films.” He chuckled once again. 
“Plus, you’ve got quite the intimidating aura, dressed to impress and make the bad guys shit their pants.” He drank some more of his alcohol.

“I believe that style is an important tool that many neglect. Command respect and fear upon a first glance. My brother used to have such a suave grasp of fashion even if it was western, but lately he’s been in a rut. I wish he’d let me take him out again.” Diana sighed, swirling the red liquid about in her glass before taking a sip. “Roxy always rejected my style advice. That suit is nice but there’s no harm in branching out, dear.”

“I like the suits. They’re practical. SHIELD has a uniform for a reason. It’s a requirement. I don’t see the point in standing out just for the sake of it. That’s unreasonable.” Roxanne mused into her glass, suddenly not interested in drinking. Her mother always made her sheepish about some of her decisions. 

“Not for those like you, dear. At least consider a custom suit for yourself. You’re a Fury and you’re dressing like everyone else! That’s unacceptable. Your legs would look so much nicer in a more stylized uniform, you’d probably gain more attention from those hero types too.” Diana hummed playfully, watching as her daughter instantly considered the idea. 

“I’d be okay with the suits if they didn't just brandish the company logo, which is suppose to be a secret on them all willy-nilly... Just seems like a bad oversight on their part. I mean I get it, it’s suppose make all look super cool and badass and their suppose to be a military flair to them, but... I just don’t get it... and this is coming from the guy who dresses like a pirate from treasure planet.” He teased both himself and SHIELD. “Plus if you wore a special suit, it would definitely make you look even cooler than the average grunt, and you definitely insight more fear in your enemies if you did... and who doen’t love making bad guys shit their pants and the mere sight of you?”

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“You’ll just take any lead you can get to force your way to the surface, you’re wasting your time, Maxine… You’re not causing more trouble than we’re already facing out there.” Max barked as he brushed the dirt and dust from his clothes. Maxine laughed absorbed by her counterparts words before her eyes caught the time lords. And her smile changed from a sly one to an excited one, where Max’s eyes had the calmness of the cosmos in them, this new woman had the exact opposite, a storm of beautiful chaos, a black hole to get sucked into.
“Looks like some of that trouble has managed to find it’s way in here..” As she spoke, it almost felt like honey in the ears, seduction and the dark parts of lust causing the heart to pulse and throb. Slipping between plump full lips. It caused Max to turn his head ever so slightly to see Pandora standing there. “What the-?”

Pandora watched the two of them dance around each other. It really was quite amusing actually. The man tried to outwit the woman. The woman didn’t even have to do much. And despite the distance, the power she seemed to wield oozed out of her. It wrapped around her like a dark promise, seeping into every pore and well…it was making it hard for Pandora to stay in control. The Imperatrix was pushing at the barriers around her mind. Begging to be let out and to join forces with the woman across from her. 

“And here he was sitting on his high horse about being all kinds of good,” she said as she made her way over to them. “Only to find that he was hiding his own kind of darkness.” Her eyes moved over Max and then to Maxine. 

“Who doesn’t have their own darkness that they wish would just go away, luckily for me... I don’t just do what I’m told... too much power to just have one entity have the pleasure of using it... much to their dismay.” The female version Max would chuckle a dark and lust filled chuckle, raw emotion and energy coming from them as they taunted their other half. “I lock you away because you are a menace to any universe you come across and in the presence of time lords you can’t help but somehow be even worse. Don’t even get me started on you with The Master “Oh I do miss them... Tell me, do you know them?” She asked the woman, their eyes meeting. 

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