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yeehaw

@mister-kraken / mister-kraken.tumblr.com

Whoops uh-oh it's me - icon by @michaelramstead
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pissy customers don't even phase me i have a degradation kink you should be embarrassed this doesn't even turn me on

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jabberwick

Human Bill Cipher

And just to be clear, writing dissertations at me justifying why he should instead be a conventionally attractive twink will involuntarily cause me to draw him with even fewer teeth.

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An amorphous black blob thingy that shape-shifts into any hazard related thing.

The Hazard Monster also has the ability to change the reaction of their body. Examples include:

There are other examples of reactivity, but I don’t wanna draw them

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This is, unironically, how US traffic engineers are taught to design roads. Anything less than giving a driver enough space to plant the pedal to the floor and close their eyes is considered an affront to American culture.

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