• “What are you blathering about?”
• “You can’t be this naiive or this dumb to technology.”
• “I’ll tell you what, you got me there! Maybe!”
• “But we finish each others’ sentences! It’s adorable!”
• “I can’t say goodbye. I always say goodnight, because goodbye means forever.”
• “Um…I kicked a cop in the nuts.”
• “The lies end now.”
• “I swear, if it turns out to be him, I’m gonna slap the taste out of his mouth.“
• “As much as you love someone, you can’t trick them into loving you back.“
• “She didn’t take my flower! That’s sad, huh?”
• “No one believes they’re a bad person at the end of the day.”
• “Bitch, you’re cut off!”
• “Come on, you look like a bunny rabbit. You’re so small and soft.”
• “Kinda let her know we mean buisness.”
• “This boy’s got more issues than Vogue.”
• “I’m forecasting drama and mystery.”

• ‘ i have to take care of my eyeballs. they’re the only ones i’ve got. ’
• ‘ i don’t understand any of what’s happening — but sounds lit ! ’
• ‘ don’t let the virgos become friends - that’s a recipe for disaster. ’
• ‘ just let your lizard brain win for once. ’
• ‘ what if i just... fell asleep.. right now. how sexy would that be ? ’
• ‘ so the pharmacist ... is my neighbor ? who the hell could’ve guessed that. ’
• ‘ hey guess what ? fuck off ! love you, bye. ’
• ‘ go take a shower, stinky. ’
• ‘ ma’am, this is not a wendy’s drive through, but that doesn’t mean you can do that. ’
• ‘ i don’t have NEARLY enough of a self preservation instinct for that. ’
• ‘ we better not be expecting anymore uninvited, eight-legged guests. ’
• ‘ i’m worried. i’m very VERY worried. i’m very very VERY worried. ’
• ‘ ma’am. miss ?? uh, madam? HEY LADY ! ’
• ‘ ( violent inhale ) - no. ’
• ‘ my dog won’t stop licking my knee. does she know something i don’t — ? ’
• ‘ who told james cameron we wanted FOUR more avatar movies ? because that was a questionable decision at best. ’
• ‘ what the hap fuck— nope. ’
• ‘ our island is slowly being swallowed by flowers, but i regret nothing. ’
• ‘ if i close my eyes, i cant see anything. ’
• ‘ so there may or may not be a dead spider stuck to the ceiling in the living room - not saying there IS. but not saying there ISN’T either. ’

• “I’m a kicker. K-i-c-k-e-r.”
• “I recommend you shut the fuck up.”
• “Those jeans are hella low.”
• “It smells like Thai food in here. Have you guys been fucking?”
• “That place is disgusting, everyone there has a mustache.”
• “Okay, this one’s in shock. Great.”
• “What’s wrong with you? Besides the obvious surface flaws.”
• “I feel guilty just breathing.”
• “Feel my heart, ___. I think it’s broken.”
• “You’re so warm. Why are you so warm?”
• “Well it’s four o’clock so technically you had a day terror.”
• “One day you’re gonna be crying out for me and I’m not gonna be there.”
• “I feel so scrumptious!”
• “Move on dot org.”
• “I’m having the best day since, like, Jesus invented the calendar.”
• “I am a god.”
• “Well the bad luck’s gotta be over, right? I mean it can’t get any worse, right?”
• “This isn’t really your house, is it?”
• “Do you even know my last name?”
• “Ooh, puncture wound. God that’s so emo.”
• “I need you frightened. I need you hopeless.”
• “Enough with the screaming, you’re such a cliche.”
• “Satan is our only hope.”
• “They did go all Benihana on my ass with that knife and it should have killed me but for some reason it didn’t.”
• “It’s like some x-men shit, right?”
• “I got the monopoly on pain.”
• “Sorrow was last week’s emotion.”
• “I’ve been through the occult section of the library five times.”
• “I care about you so much, ___. More than I’ve ever had the guts to admit.”
• “I feel so empty.”
• “Saint Jude, patron saint of hopeless causes, please give me the power to crush this bitch!”
• “Wow, nice insult Hannah Montana. Got anymore harsh digs?”
• “See? At least I’m consistent.”
• “I am going to eat your soul and shit it out!”
• “Do you buy all your murder weapons at Home Depot?”
• “God, you’re butch.”
• “Just might get lucky for once in your miserable life.”

• clothing style.
• before - bed routine. 
• eating habits.
• concept of home and family. 
• hobbies. 
• fighting style.
• what calms your muse down after a bad day?
• talk about one person your muse loves.
• ways your muse says i love you.
• describe your muse’s laugh. 
• what items can be found in your muse’s pockets? 
• talk about your muse’s most prized possession(s).
• describe your muse’s walk. 
• talk about your muse’s accent.
• describe your muse’s smile. 
• how often does your muse get sick?
• does your muse know when to rest, or do they push themselves?
• does your muse snore? sleeptalk? sleepwalk?
• the thing(s) your muse thinks about before falling asleep.
• is your muse a fitful or a quiet sleeper?
• your muse’s thoughts on cops and other authority figures.
• skills and special talents. 
• disabilities or illnesses. 
• habits and mannerisms.
• introvert or extrovert.
• religious or non - religious.
• verbal or non - verbal communication.
• something your muse could never forgive.
• something that makes your muse smile.
• something that scares your muse.
• something that gives your muse hope.
• how your muse responds to being helped / taken care of.
• how your muse responds to unconditional love.
• how your muse responds to danger.
• how your muse responds to stress.  
• how your muse responds to anger.
• did your muse grow up too fast?

“Maybe you can worship me.” Jamie teased, showing off her enormous biceps once more. “I mean I think that deserves to be worshipped.” She noted. She meant it as a joke, but also not a joke.