Truth Through The Vocal Booth

my brother is sitting in the chair in my room studying a practice test thing for his final test before he becomes a fully certified EMT tomorrow and he’s mumbling some of the questions out loud and he just went “a child has fallen from a monkey at school…” and he just got dead quiet and stared at the wall for like a solid minute with the most stricken look on his face before he whispered “there’s no protocol for monkeys”

bro

bro it means monkey bars 

now he’s googling “child falls from monkey” and apparently the only thing that pops up is Fall Out Boy’s “Thnks Fr th Mmrs”

 I M  L AHUGNI N G SO H ARD  HE WENT INTO THE KITCHEN LIKE 5 MINUTES AGO AND STARTED A CONVERSATION WITH MY MOM AND I HEARD HIM JUST STOP MID SENTENCE AND THEN SHOUT “FUCKING MONKEY BARS” 

this was a post meant for like 6 people who actually know my brother and now this is the only image he has on this site he’s the “monkey protocol” guy for almost 100,000 people I give up

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Photo: Marcus Lin

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Girl, this is too much yumminess for one post. I think I’m melting on the inside!

why are you hurting me today, @drinking-sangrias???

March was a good month ladies, what can I say? (and if you paid attention, it says “part 1”) @daisies–daisies @herstrangethings

teddysphotos: First show back x

“Breaking both me arms.”

ED SHEERAN - PERFECT

I’m so captivated by Zoey Deutch. This woman is really perfect. Ed Sheeran couldn’t have chosen a better actress for this song.

The video is so visually stunning and sweet and cuddly and it makes me want to rent a cabin with my friends and dance with my nonexistent love.

This was almost as good as his role in Bridget Jones’s Baby.

Darling, you look perfect tonight..

📸 Zoey Deutch