— My Feminist Dad to my Decidedly Not Feminist Ex | Nikita Gill

somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment

I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever

reblog the Awesome Grade picture for awesome grades

guys this really works i reblogged it and then got 870% on an essay

May your GPA rise due to clerical error.

this magical tumblr grade increaser comes once in a million years, reblog for good grades

Pride and Prejudice reimagined Penguin Classic

“I could easily forgive his pride, if he had not mortified mine.”

me: i’m stressed

someone: don’t be stressed

me: 

Reblog if you got it. 😁

Some words i like to keep in mind while doing school work

let’s start off 2018 right (:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

Because wise, I am.

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

2 million people aren’t wrong

I think I’ve reblogged this 12 times this month. The way my life is going right now I can’t risk it 

Every time I see this post I say, “Ah shit”

I reblogged her after seeing her on my dash. Scroll back down. See her. Reblog again. It’s an endless cycle

Why not

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

I have my interview with Disney this week…

I reblogged this a couple weeks ago, and then found out I finally got approved for a house and i move in at the end of March!

this post literally got me my new job

When a book is over 500 pages:

Me: *reads all morning*

Me: *reads all afternoon*

Me: *reads all night*

Bookmark: *barely moves*

Me: WHAT IS THIS SORCERY?!

No one is you and that is your power.

Sage advice. See more highlights from Drake’s SNL.

We all know those days…but even the worst day has only 24 hours💪✌

I don’t know how I can be so ambitious and so lazy in the same time.